So I went to the asian massage parlor tonight and wanted a happy ending. thats it just busting one nut, its like $100 dollar bucks.
when the girl came in to the give the massage i told her i wanted the works.
so she asked me if i was ready. i asked her if she was ready to do it all, and how much
she said thats called slanteye style. so i told her i wanted that and she started rubbing my back.
it cost me $120!!!!! wtf?! no happy ending either, but no tax.
turns out slanteye style means asian massage parlor girls don't sleep with people who prepay- BEWARE!!!
i had already gotten the massage and paid so i couldnt negotiate getting my dick sucked!!!!

now im sitting here, relaxed, my body doesn't hurt, but im so
dont let this happen to you

12/11/2009 1:37:22 AM

k

12/11/2009 1:37:39 AM

cool story bro

12/11/2009 1:39:48 AM

idiot

12/11/2009 1:41:07 AM

12/11/2009 1:41:53 AM

I'm sorry that your effort to solicit prostitution did not work out as planned.

12/11/2009 1:51:42 AM

$120? for how long?
you can get an all night "massage" from ambrosia for $15

12/11/2009 1:55:36 AM

12/11/2009 1:55:47 AM

^^ how much for one from Kiwi?

better yet, how much for those 2 to just massage each other? i'll self pwnt and stay home.

12/11/2009 3:08:51 AM

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"I'm sorry that your effort to solicit prostitution did not work out as planned."

lmao at Grumpy, and Evan, that button thing is awesome I shall enjoy pushing it

12/11/2009 3:15:31 AM

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"I'm sorry that your effort to solicit prostitution did not work out as planned."

only ugly people pay for it

12/11/2009 3:24:54 AM

That sucks, I remember I got a ZJ one time at an asian massage parlor

[Edited on December 11, 2009 at 3:50 AM. Reason : If you have to ask, you can't afford it]

12/11/2009 3:34:09 AM

there are certain ways you have to go about asking for things like that

normally they won't do anything if you're a n00b anyway

which place did you go to?

12/11/2009 4:06:01 AM

So thats how it works...

12/11/2009 7:32:41 AM

so was this the parody or the netflix one the parody?

12/11/2009 9:42:26 AM