so we had about 13 of my buddies, decided to do a suit night out in town and the purpose was because one of the guys was stood up at the alter that day. so of course we had a guy who actually looked and acted like he was stood up. almost looked like he could cry. so we had every female bartender sliding us free shots all night and groups of girls coming and hugging him and talking to us. if anything, the suits got them to come up to us and ask why we were dressed up. it works well when 4 of the guys all have on a black suit with a red tie.so our groom was pukin drunk by like 11:30. at the next place, we cleaned up.one bartender did say, if this was fake.....and he really wasnt stood up. you would still have every girl at the bar coming up to you all. duhwe plan on doing this another night in new orleans, tallahasee, or gainesville.
12/13/2009 3:50:24 PM
you're the man
12/13/2009 3:53:18 PM
no he's datman
12/13/2009 3:53:58 PM
hahatouche (with an accent on the e that I don't feel like looking up)
12/13/2009 3:54:49 PM
touché[Edited on December 13, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : got that shit memorized, son]
12/13/2009 3:56:28 PM
ALT+0233 wut
12/13/2009 3:58:48 PM
more like ampersand pound zero two three three semicolon, sir.
12/13/2009 4:00:20 PM
avast!
12/13/2009 4:01:30 PM
i have friends who have done that before. they call it "suit night" and they suit up. they got the idea from How I Met Your Mother a few years ago.
12/13/2009 4:08:11 PM
We used to do that our first year out of college, except we'd all be out celebrating because one of us closed the big Henderson account.
12/13/2009 4:24:06 PM
Sounds awesome Dan
12/13/2009 4:32:46 PM
haha, yea i didnt know they were joking until they all got there and started talking about it. i had never heard of it before but it was a good idea.they called it suit night toofunny thing is though that we are all marine lt.s so of course we want to pretend we are civilians. we all had back stories for what we did. however the best one by far was two guys were partners in a company for adult toys called velvet something. actual real company too. they had a 30-45 minute story they could pass you. it was like they were on stage doing a play. but the big thing was talking about their new product thats in the mary kay magazine and slumber party magazine called the geewizz. an actual dildo/vibrator made by that company. and they got as far as talking about the motor inside it and who manufactures it. lol, hilarious
12/13/2009 5:47:50 PM
LoLs.This thread delivers them.
12/13/2009 5:50:46 PM
ampersand pound zero two three three semicolon
12/13/2009 7:00:52 PM
12/13/2009 7:02:16 PM
what was left out of the OP, is the bars/clubs were all gay bars and the "girls" were queens.
12/13/2009 7:03:20 PM
so basically what I got from this story is that your a dork who hangs out with dorks who are all surprised that you had a few bar whores getting curious as to why you were all dressed up looking like well-dressed dorks
12/13/2009 7:41:50 PM
si
12/13/2009 8:17:54 PM
but....did anyone get laid?
12/13/2009 8:18:28 PM
tonight, at the pit...
12/13/2009 8:19:15 PM
yea, some of the guys went back to some of their places. the rest already have gfs or a partner...so they just ran wingman/medal of honoroh yea, medal of honor is for the guys who "jump on a grenade" or take out the one whose ruining the scene.me and a couple other were looking good but we let ourselves sober up and when we went to grab a bite to eat.....realized the chicks werent as good as we previously thought. so we just let them go
12/13/2009 8:24:31 PM
12/13/2009 8:24:59 PM
tatic? yea, funny thing was for me that i thought it was all true too up till like 30 minutes of being there. didnt know the guy who was pretending to be stood up
12/13/2009 8:35:38 PM
SUITUPBRO
12/13/2009 8:36:02 PM
roger that godfather
12/13/2009 8:40:27 PM
gainesville would be the shiiiit
12/13/2009 8:41:36 PM
12/13/2009 8:43:44 PM
12/13/2009 9:11:14 PM
my a dork?
12/13/2009 10:07:34 PM