The prince of darkness

12/13/2009 8:12:32 PM

he exists, and he plays in the NHL

12/13/2009 8:13:19 PM

goodnight, sweet prince

12/13/2009 8:13:50 PM

i cant believe this parody thread had not been done yet, seeing as how Satan is such an obvious anagram of Santa

12/13/2009 8:14:46 PM

Of course he plays for the fucking Penguins.

12/13/2009 8:15:08 PM

Quote :

"eyes as red as the devil's dick"

12/13/2009 8:15:44 PM

you guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make you rock any better because satan's not in a guitar pick. he's inside all of us. he's in here, in your hearts. he's what makes us not wanna go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. he makes us wanna party and have sex with each other all night long. he's that little voice in your mind that says, "fuck you," to the people you hate.

12/13/2009 8:20:48 PM

what about the half blood prince?

12/13/2009 8:25:30 PM

The Death Dealer is not pleased with your lack of faith.

12/13/2009 8:25:36 PM

I still believe in him.

12/13/2009 8:26:05 PM

hail gay satan

12/13/2009 8:31:35 PM

MOLLY HATCHET FTMFW^^^

12/13/2009 8:34:08 PM

I never believed in Satan. I guess my atheist parents can be thanked for that

12/13/2009 8:45:45 PM

purely just the absence of God.

12/13/2009 9:44:12 PM

satan will suck your dick if you let him

12/13/2009 9:47:02 PM

when I tried to sell him my soul and he wouldn't take it.

12/13/2009 9:54:12 PM