last night at 4 something i woke up (LUCKILY) to pee to find that my laundry that was on my other bed had been moved to the floor. my dog was surrounded by it and looking at me like "whaaaa did i do"

and my teal bra was in pieces on the floor (i'm pretty sure she ate some of it, too)

then this morning i tried to put on some socks and the bottom of the sock was chewed out. so then i tried to put on another pair of socks and the bottom of one of the socks was chewed out on that pair too!!

shitty computer pics but....

the culprit:


the damaged goods:


(we already knew i had small boobs so don't make fun, k thanks)

12/14/2009 11:18:52 PM

cue the pixels pic

12/14/2009 11:19:35 PM

awww RIP

12/14/2009 11:19:55 PM

today we are all A cups stuffed with tissue

12/14/2009 11:20:01 PM

hahaha


its not an A cup

(but it is obviously a padded bra)

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

12/14/2009 11:20:29 PM

this screams attention whore

12/14/2009 11:21:06 PM

well duh

i could also post pictures of the socks but they aren't as interesting (obviously - they're socks)

12/14/2009 11:21:56 PM

12/14/2009 11:22:06 PM

so cute, but so damn annoying sometimes



my small cat would get in laundry and pee in it sometimes when she was a kitten. that made me . i'm still afraid to leave laundry where she can get into it, though i think she only did it then because she didn't like the litter i bought and the roommie didn't keep the other catbox clean.

12/14/2009 11:22:45 PM

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"my other bed"

how many beds does one need?

12/14/2009 11:23:12 PM

yeah I mean I could post pics of my polka dot drawers that got shredded to shit and it would be just as interesting

meaning not at all

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:24 PM. Reason : x]

12/14/2009 11:23:49 PM

Again, I say a crate would solve this...

My dog stays in a crate at night. It's not cruel since it's in their blood to be den animals, his comfy crate is his personal den. He loves it.

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : haha whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?]

12/14/2009 11:23:55 PM

^^^i would think she meant "guest bed."



when is she getting crate trained?

12/14/2009 11:24:11 PM

blonde?

12/14/2009 11:24:35 PM

this morning one of my kitties pooped on the floor outside the litter box even though the litter box wasn't dirty and then the other cat tried to cover it (but failed, since there wasn't any litter on the floor). it was kinda cute though. she knew poop wasn't supposed to be on the floor!

yea everything i don't want chewed is in my closet now. i'm just glad she didn't chew any of the sweaters, dresses, jeans, etc that she pulled down. she did chew a strap off a cami but i got it at target so i'm not too upset. and the bra was old. and socks...meh. at least she chewed the stuff i cared least about!

12/14/2009 11:24:44 PM

Quote :

"in their blonde"

on your head?

12/14/2009 11:24:50 PM

slave that would actually probably be more interesting because you would be able to make up an awesome story explaining why it happened.

i'll keep an eye out for the thread.

12/14/2009 11:25:34 PM

this reinforces my theory that monkeys would make better pets
they'd probably sew you a new bra

12/14/2009 11:26:25 PM

Quote :

"when is she getting crate trained? "

as soon as a i get a crate which is going to be ASAP after today (like, tomorrow). because when i came home from work she had also torn up the newspaper in to teeeenie tiny pieces all over the den haha. it wasn't funny at the time when i cleaned it up though.

she didn't chew for the first week i had her!

she's going to hate to be crate trained. i already tried to keep her in the laundry room via a baby gate and she just barked all night long. which i could sleep through but it pissed my dad off (i'm home for christmas break)

12/14/2009 11:27:00 PM

don't hold your breath


[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:29 PM. Reason : x]

12/14/2009 11:27:30 PM

^^^until they rip your face off


then youll wish u had a less cool dog

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:27 PM. Reason : f]

12/14/2009 11:27:43 PM

Yeah, she will bitch at first but the best thing to do is ignore her. Only let her out when she is quiet and she'll get the hint.

Now my dog runs to his crate when I say "Time to go to bed!" Sometimes even before then!!

12/14/2009 11:28:11 PM

eh, people get helper monkeys without incident. granted, they are not 200 lb chimps and have their teeth removed.

12/14/2009 11:28:28 PM

fuck that

FUUCK that

12/14/2009 11:29:31 PM

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"until they rip your face off"

& dogs dont do that? they'll not only rip your face off, they'll pee on it

12/14/2009 11:29:36 PM

i really want that orangutan that befriended a dog

http://vodpod.com/watch/2313164-the-orangutan-and-the-hound

tres cute

until the orangutan gets biggggg

^ my dog has yet to rip my face off or pee on it. but standby until tomorrow. that is probably coming tonight! jkkk. she lurves me.

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:31 PM. Reason : .]

12/14/2009 11:30:39 PM

^^ive never been overpowered by a damn dog

12/14/2009 11:31:23 PM

^you'd probably also do well agains a monkey, you're a damn mma fighter, remember

^^yeah i second getting a monkey to babysit your dog

12/14/2009 11:34:15 PM

i really dont think people understand how strong a 200 poound animal with opposable thumbs can be


FUUUUUCK a monkey, even little monkeys would just out maneuver me for the surgical kill

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : k]

12/14/2009 11:35:33 PM

^i've already see a video of you, i can guess


oohh, c'mon that was your own fault

12/14/2009 11:36:44 PM

im callin Uncle Al

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : f]

12/14/2009 11:37:12 PM

some of yall seem to have an unhealthy fear of monkey, maybe its hollywood's fault

12/14/2009 11:37:51 PM

monkey see, monkey do

in other interesting news i cut off a hang nail today

ouch.

12/14/2009 11:40:40 PM

better than leaving the fucker on thats for fuckin sure

12/14/2009 11:41:03 PM

attention whoring itt

12/14/2009 11:42:42 PM

dont lie kcad, you know it was your boyfriend who chewed into your boobs

12/14/2009 11:53:00 PM

he does have some sharp teeth

12/14/2009 11:53:18 PM

my girlfriend has humongous boobs and i love them

her too

12/14/2009 11:54:06 PM

does she have a humongous body to match?

12/14/2009 11:55:06 PM

no, thats the beauty of it.

that and the fact that they arent all fucked up like most bigguns.

god i love married with children

12/14/2009 11:57:27 PM

i hope you plan to michael vick this dog

12/15/2009 2:59:12 PM

and what have we learned?

12/15/2009 3:08:19 PM

that any thread involving a bra and a dog will end with big fantastic tittyballs and monkeys as pets?

12/15/2009 3:32:45 PM

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

12/15/2009 3:39:00 PM

I just came.

12/15/2009 3:53:49 PM

I'm still fapping.

12/15/2009 3:57:42 PM