y...

I'm not gonna list out everything I've got, but I'm making WillemJoel tww executor of my estate

THE LIST
JTMONEYNCSU - my Xbox 360 and copy of FIFA10
EMCE - my lil black book



other shit you might want - just throw it out. if I'm dead Joel'll sort it out

12/15/2009 10:55:10 AM

*

12/15/2009 10:55:41 AM

your TWW login info
your bank account login info
any extra forks you have...For some reason I only have 6

12/15/2009 10:56:41 AM

Any checking/savings accounts and vehicles.

12/15/2009 10:57:00 AM

Why are you going under the knife?

I'll take your toolset.

12/15/2009 10:57:54 AM

Try not to go into a coma

Because then its open season on all your stuff after 48 hours

12/15/2009 10:58:27 AM

DIBS

12/15/2009 10:59:33 AM

***disclaimer:

death not likely.***

I'm having "orbital blowout fracture" repair surgery. Probably gonna end up with a titanium eye socket.

12/15/2009 11:08:29 AM

i'll take any property you own, thanks

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 11:08 AM. Reason : ^put a laser rangefinder in that shit]

12/15/2009 11:08:37 AM

can i have your lucyinthesky?

12/15/2009 11:09:53 AM

^NO

12/15/2009 11:12:50 AM

NICE!

12/15/2009 11:14:50 AM

Don't die, b00. If you die, you won't get my care pkg!

12/15/2009 11:14:57 AM

can i have your old eye socket ?


(ps i hope you feel better ! )

12/15/2009 11:15:51 AM

^^ care pkg = killstreak of 1?

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 11:16 AM. Reason : mw2]

12/15/2009 11:16:16 AM

If you lose the eye, R. Lee Ermey won't have to gouge it out to skull fuck you.

12/15/2009 11:16:29 AM

KANO

12/15/2009 11:17:00 AM

I'll take your computar machine and all your pr0n

12/15/2009 11:18:31 AM

Quote :

"^NO"

12/15/2009 11:19:26 AM

Bama

I better be on this list mister. That's all

12/15/2009 11:20:24 AM

Quote :

"computar machine "

i dont know why this made me giggle so hard

12/15/2009 11:23:38 AM

dibs on the pancreas. i'll give it as a gift to punchmonk

12/15/2009 11:31:44 AM

I need your spoons

12/15/2009 11:56:46 AM

Do you have any DS or Wii games? If so, I'd like them.

12/15/2009 11:59:35 AM

damn i was all ready to bust on how you can't spell sugar

12/15/2009 12:03:21 PM

dibs on kiljadn's pimp hat

12/15/2009 12:40:54 PM

Do you have any frisbees? Preferably 175gm. I could always use more frisbees.

12/15/2009 1:23:19 PM

i shall take the meds that they give you before you die

12/15/2009 1:26:10 PM

dibs on dennis bergkamp collection

12/15/2009 1:26:58 PM

dibs on teh m0j0

12/15/2009 1:28:03 PM

I'll take any sunglasses that you own.

12/15/2009 2:39:38 PM

Quote :

"dibs on the pancreas. i'll give it as a gift to punchmonk"

awwwww!!!! :swoon:

I hope he is a match....HE BETTER BE!!!!

12/15/2009 3:10:53 PM

I just got word from the hospital that he didn't make it.

RIP.

12/15/2009 3:12:02 PM

the internet told me he/she died

one person's loss, everyone else's gain

12/15/2009 3:18:30 PM

I get Grace Parkwhich is only fair since I had her first

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : n00b]

12/15/2009 5:34:37 PM

I AINT DEAD YALL

12/16/2009 8:43:13 AM

hahaha

dude

I didn't realize you were the one who got socked at netsports

I wouldn't have made a joke in this thread if I knew it was serious

my b. yo

12/16/2009 8:44:05 AM

estoy bueno.

how'd yall do last night?

12/16/2009 8:48:04 AM

12/16/2009 8:49:47 AM

Any Man U stuff you own, so I can subsequently burn it...

12/16/2009 8:52:41 AM

^^

^

12/16/2009 9:03:16 AM

i am glad you are not dead, but desperately wanted your property

i'm not sure i can reconcile myself on this issue

12/16/2009 9:05:04 AM

so you got robot eyes now or what's the deal?

12/16/2009 9:15:25 AM

HE'S MORE MACHINE THAN MAN.

12/16/2009 9:17:05 AM

what happened dude?

12/16/2009 9:20:58 AM

kid sucker punched me in the eye at a soccer game, causing an "orbital blowout fracture"

12/16/2009 9:29:42 AM

gonna sue?

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 9:30 AM. Reason : did you file a police report and stuff?]

12/16/2009 9:30:03 AM

Yes. To both.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 9:48 AM. Reason : pressed charges, actually in the process of getting them bumped up from misdemeanor to felony]

12/16/2009 9:47:55 AM

the entire team was banned for life lol

12/16/2009 9:48:25 AM

set em up

12/16/2009 9:50:53 AM