So I'm at the YMCA and on the back of the bathroom stall door is a sign that reads: "To prevent the spread of germs: Please flush the toilet after EVERY USE!* *You may need to flush twice (2 times)" Are there actually people who don't know the meaning of "twice"? If so, I think I might just kill myself now.

12/16/2009 4:27:05 PM

do girls burn a lot of double flushers at the y

dats gross

12/16/2009 4:27:49 PM

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

If it's brown, flush that bitch down.

12/16/2009 4:28:08 PM

ahahahaha

12/16/2009 4:29:40 PM

All the shit in the world that's been happening pretty much forever and THAT'S what has you afraid for the future of humanity?

12/16/2009 4:29:45 PM

I would imagine the 'twice' is for little children who haven't quite learned that yet. Thats just an assumption based off the fact that its at the YMCA.

12/16/2009 4:30:39 PM

12/16/2009 4:31:05 PM

I'd reason its more likely that non-English speakers use that bathroom and may not understand that "twice" means they should flush once after their initial dook bomb explosion and again after the loose pile rhee and wiping phase, but the numeral "2" is universal and will let them know that they should flush once after they blow up the toilet with the aftermath of yesterday's Qdoba and again after finishing wiping the corn and black olive remnants off the sides of their cheeks.

12/16/2009 4:31:23 PM

funny movie

"house of reprezentin"

12/16/2009 4:31:34 PM

I have to tell my employees to put what they sweep into the trash or else they will leave piles in the floor because "you didn't tell me to throw it away."
So, no, I don't have hope.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : don't have grammar either.]

12/16/2009 4:31:47 PM

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : Now I want to watch that movie. This is the second time you've reminded me of it today]

12/16/2009 4:32:02 PM

They need to make "Ow my balls" into a real show

12/16/2009 4:33:48 PM

This is just the latest of a number of incidents that has depressed me about the future. I teach at a public high school, so I've seen my share of Idiocracy in action.

12/16/2009 4:35:58 PM

^^haha I said that earlier today

12/16/2009 4:44:14 PM