if you ever walk over to me and fart on me from less than 3 feet away ever again, i swear to all that is holy, i will chop off your man nuggets and feed them to you!!!

12/16/2009 7:45:25 PM

what about more than 3 feet

12/16/2009 7:46:11 PM

3 feet is weak. i usually sit right in her lap and fart.

12/16/2009 7:46:46 PM

it's wise to just avoid farting in my general direction. i am woman. hear me roar.

12/16/2009 7:46:50 PM

you ain't shit

12/16/2009 7:47:36 PM

yea, i wouldn't do it.....

12/16/2009 7:47:49 PM

12/16/2009 7:48:15 PM

this 3 year old farted in my face today. i thought i was going to barf

12/16/2009 7:48:25 PM

lulz EMCE. lulz.

12/16/2009 7:49:08 PM

CALLED THE FUCK OUT ITT

LOLz

12/16/2009 7:49:21 PM

Quote :

"farting in my general direction"

12/16/2009 7:49:39 PM

i'm so glad someone got what i was going for

your mother is a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

12/16/2009 7:50:13 PM

<3 Monty Python


my brother used to have some Monty Python stickers (he got them in England) that smelled like farts






and by "farts" I mean plain god awful

12/16/2009 7:55:26 PM

that will probably just give him more gas.

12/16/2009 7:56:44 PM

my one TWW contribution for today

12/16/2009 10:45:00 PM

LOL some things nevar change

12/16/2009 10:45:59 PM