So I was laying on the couch with a kitten asleep on me and my wife wouldn't get me a beer. She even said that she would have gotten me a drink but wouldn't get a beer "on principle."

Lately her sandwich making skills have also been dubious.

I need help.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 8:58 PM. Reason : what he said \/]

12/16/2009 8:47:31 PM

what about on principle?

12/16/2009 8:48:26 PM

DIVORCE

12/16/2009 8:48:28 PM

your wife was on a principal? sounds like you've got grounds for a divorce

12/16/2009 8:49:03 PM

Its a slippery slope you're on man. Soon she'll be asking for a reason when you want a blowjob.

12/16/2009 8:49:52 PM

wait until she's in a deep sleep

then without warning

quietly stand up on the bed

and proceed to

MERCILESSLY STOMP HER THE FUCK OUT

12/16/2009 8:51:04 PM

Quote :

"Soon she'll be asking for a reason when you want a blowjob."

That whole thing stopped a long time ago.

12/16/2009 8:53:14 PM

12/16/2009 8:54:15 PM

Quote :

"FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS"

FML

12/16/2009 8:56:14 PM

so whats going on with your marriage, yo? Sounds like you need to ste9 out the batters box and get a few 9ractice swings before you get back in there.

12/16/2009 8:58:57 PM

i love reading your posts TheBullDoza the whole no P thing is really entertaining

12/16/2009 9:00:42 PM

12/16/2009 9:01:38 PM

KILL IT WITH FIRE

12/16/2009 9:01:40 PM

The solution is to engineer creative solutions to your dilemmas, preferably causing as much annoyance as possible to your wife. Ho won't get you a beer? Put a giant kegerator next to the couch where the flowers and engagement photo used to reside. When asked why said kegerator is in living room, respond that your decision was based "on principle". Problem solved, my good man.

12/16/2009 9:05:47 PM

i think the whole reason to have a husband is so you can do nice things for him (cook dinner, fetch beers, give blow jobs, etc.) and he can do nice things for you (clean the house, take you to movies, snuggle, etc)

12/16/2009 9:05:58 PM

i thought it was so you would only have to pay half the rent

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 9:07 PM. Reason : and move your dick around in something warm every now and then]

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 9:08 PM. Reason : but only when you beg hard enough]

12/16/2009 9:07:19 PM

even if you are paying half the rent you're still paying a shit ton more on dates and gifts

12/16/2009 9:08:27 PM

that shit is for saps

i take that ho fishing. I'M GONNA BE DOING IT ANYWAY.

12/16/2009 9:09:19 PM

Quote :

"and move your dick around in something warm every now and then"

that's romantic right there

12/16/2009 9:09:30 PM

i been makin em swoon since 1988

12/16/2009 9:09:59 PM

but still you have to get her fishing gear and that's $$

12/16/2009 9:10:32 PM

you know good and well i have enough spare fishing rods to accomodate

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 9:14 PM. Reason : huh huh he said "rod"]

12/16/2009 9:13:46 PM

if it was me and i was in a serious relationship with someone who did a lot of fishing i think i would want him to get me my own stuff. preferably in pink.

12/16/2009 9:14:43 PM

she does have a pink pflueger lady triton reel on a pflueger rod w/ pink eye wraps

i use it more than she does. it's not a bad combo.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : she just sits and watches. hardly ever actually fishes.]

12/16/2009 9:15:37 PM

haha i dated a guy who wanted me to go golfing with him. i said i'd only do it if he got me my own set in pink.

yea, he didn't ask again

12/16/2009 9:16:07 PM

North Carolina Man Makes Record Catch With Barbie Fishing Rod

12/16/2009 9:17:23 PM

this was like some thing where a fraction of the sale price goes to breast cancer research or something

it's my titty rod

12/16/2009 9:18:17 PM

man i had a boyfriend in high school who was hardcore into golf but he would never teach me because he didn't have the patience. he did let me sit and watch while he went to the driving range though

12/16/2009 9:18:27 PM

first time i ever put my arms around deemarie was to show her how to work a bass lure properly

TAKE THAT FOR ROMANCE LUNAK

12/16/2009 9:19:16 PM

haha that's sweet NRR

12/16/2009 9:19:40 PM

this thread should serve as a warning to all women

DO NO BECOME COMPLACENT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP!



Because as long as our legs work, us men will still walk over to some new pussy.

12/16/2009 9:54:22 PM

Quote :

"it's not a bad combo"

12/16/2009 10:00:49 PM

move fridge next to couch or teach kitten to fetch beer.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : .]

12/16/2009 10:12:31 PM

Quote :

"first time i ever put my arms around deemarie was to show her how to work a bass lure properly"

and that was one smooth move. you had me hooked at "just squeeze the rod like this"

12/16/2009 11:18:06 PM

Take her to a Muslim country.

Beat her.

/ thread

12/16/2009 11:22:31 PM

sounds like OP married the wrong woman

12/16/2009 11:25:31 PM

bet that wasnt the first time you heard that!

Quote :

"and that was one smooth move. you had me hooked at "just squeeze the rod like this" "

12/16/2009 11:26:59 PM

Quote :

"Lately her sandwich making skills have also been dubious."

i am sorry for your loss brah!

12/16/2009 11:28:09 PM

Put one hand on kitten body.
One hand on kitten head.
Threaten to wring neck if beer not delivered soon.

Issue resolved.
Poor problem solvers ITT.

12/16/2009 11:30:32 PM

I was over at my gf's house a few years ago, and she gets a call

it was her brother, who was smoking a bowl on the deck 20 feet away and wanted her to bring him out a Coke

she got pissed...but I took advantage of the opportunity to go outside and hit the bowl

12/16/2009 11:36:37 PM

I hope you have a pre-nup.

Divorce is not an option without one.

12/16/2009 11:55:18 PM

Quote :

"that shit is for saps"

o hell no its not

12/16/2009 11:57:52 PM

Quote :

"Soon she'll be asking for a reason when you want a blowjob." That whole thing stopped a long time ago."

why do u guys put up with this??

i'm lucky to say i count my blessings every day, we call it "coffee"

you poor bastards

12/17/2009 12:01:07 AM

NRR brought serious lulz

12/17/2009 12:59:04 AM

well she got me one tonight. The marriage is still on!!!!

Now I don't have to buy her a house!!

12/17/2009 7:36:10 PM