12/16/2009 9:35:02 PM

He would make an awesome mall Santa.

12/16/2009 9:38:48 PM

FYI...

the original green giant was TERRIFYING

12/16/2009 9:40:51 PM

THANKS FOR THAT, NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES

(not really but that is not a good marketing strategy to make kids eat veggies)

12/16/2009 9:42:51 PM

The green giant has always been terrifying. A 300 foot tall guy that wears a sash and no pants? I don't want to go outside and see a 40 foot long green wang in the sky above my house.

12/16/2009 11:01:14 PM

Quote :

"FORTY FOOT WANG"

12/16/2009 11:01:58 PM

Quote :

"He would make an awesome mall Santa."

If he'd fit in the mall

12/16/2009 11:02:47 PM

i know a guy that looks like the original green giant

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 11:03 PM. Reason : a little bit shorter though]

12/16/2009 11:03:04 PM

I thought this was going to be a picture of three women

12/16/2009 11:03:52 PM

I'm disappointed by the giant..

12/16/2009 11:04:20 PM

^ wait, so you live in NOVA?

12/16/2009 11:04:51 PM

http://GreenGenitals

12/16/2009 11:05:25 PM

Quote :

"The green giant has always been terrifying. A 300 foot tall guy that wears a sash and no pants? I don't want to go outside and see a 40 foot long green wang in the sky above my house."

agreed...motherfucker gives me the creeps

12/16/2009 11:39:15 PM