So I got thrown out of the game today in indoor soccer. I was the goalie, and the guy got on a breakaway. They were up by like 4 goals and there was about a minute left. He did some fancy footwork, got by me, and I just sent him into the wall as hard as I could. He tried to fight me but the ref decided I should leave the game.

Oh, and I think I pulled my elbow because it hurts like hell. What do I do, take Ibuprofen?

12/16/2009 11:25:09 PM

Where at?

12/16/2009 11:26:27 PM

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"Super cool story bro "

take Ibuprofen for what, whining?

12/16/2009 11:26:39 PM

Is there an indoor soccer league around NCSU?

12/16/2009 11:29:24 PM

SoccerWorld XL over by where Hillsborough and Western hit at that fucked up intersection.

12/16/2009 11:30:27 PM

This was at Netsports.

The guy was like "I'm gonna kick your fucking ass man. try it again"

and the ref was like "goalie I gotta send you off"

and I was all "yeah I know" because I had intentionally fouled him as hard as I possibly could

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 11:32 PM. Reason : ]

12/16/2009 11:32:10 PM

Oh, I was bout to say. I probably would have seen you playing at least a little bit if it was at SoccerWorld.

12/16/2009 11:33:26 PM

if you're gonna intentionally foul somebody, might as well get more bang for your bang and do it as hard as you can

12/16/2009 11:34:19 PM

12/16/2009 11:34:53 PM

You shoulda hang cleaned his ass into next week.

12/16/2009 11:35:14 PM

I pretty much did that's why

a. he wanted to kick my ass

b. i got thrown out of the game

12/16/2009 11:37:29 PM

ok. just making sure.

12/16/2009 11:37:49 PM

he scored a goal too

12/16/2009 11:39:47 PM

FUCK my elbow

continue to tell super cool stories in this thread

12/16/2009 11:40:27 PM

dude, I hate playing against people like you. Why the fuck do you have to take shit all personally and wreck a totally defenseless stranger? you should have gotten your ass kicked

12/16/2009 11:41:18 PM

*shrug*

I was trying to stop the play

it wasn't anything personal. he was the one trying to kick my ass. as soon as he scored I took the ball and tossed it forward and stood there while he tried to start shit with me.

like WHATEVS dude

12/16/2009 11:44:30 PM

he was trying to start a fight with you because you illegally checked him into the boards. don't be a douche bag and play the fucking game

12/16/2009 11:46:13 PM

have to go with IMStoned here

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"it wasn't anything personal. "

when you foul someone (especially if it's flagrant and hard) to prevent them from scoring a goal, it is personal, whether you want it to be or not

12/16/2009 11:48:37 PM

yeah I mean intentional fouls are bad I guess

12/16/2009 11:48:50 PM

HOPE U DONT PLAY AT NETSPORTS, HEH

12/16/2009 11:49:17 PM

i mean there's nothing wrong with intentional fouls if you're just trying to stop them from scoring. But deliberately trying to wreck someone's shit like that with 1 minute left to go in the game is an asshole move. that dude probably has to go to work and shit tomorrow, he doesn't need a broken leg because you thought it'd be fun to take him out

12/16/2009 11:50:47 PM

haha, he's fine man

he went like 1 ft into the boards

OH MAH GAWD KING

HE'S ENDING HIS CAREER

12/16/2009 11:53:00 PM

you're a fan of WWE

THE FUCKING IRONY

12/16/2009 11:55:48 PM

No man just well versed in culture.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 11:57 PM. Reason : AND YOU'RE STONED]

12/16/2009 11:57:01 PM

straight from TWWMZ - exclusive video of the incident



[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 11:58 PM. Reason : d]

12/16/2009 11:58:17 PM

yeah that was a dick move sorry brah

12/16/2009 11:58:21 PM

ALL I SEE ARE A BUNCH OF BABIES IN THIS THREAD

MAN THE FUCK UP

12/16/2009 11:59:25 PM

huge douche bag exposed ITT

12/17/2009 12:01:46 AM

HUGE DOUCHE BAG EXPOSED???

12/17/2009 12:02:43 AM

i bet you're fat too

12/17/2009 12:04:18 AM

I'm like 400 lbs.

12/17/2009 12:05:30 AM

Does SoccerWorldXL or Netsports have spring leagues?
How about for basketball?


[Edited on December 17, 2009 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ?]

12/17/2009 12:09:45 AM

http://www.xlsoccerworld.com/

12/17/2009 12:12:20 AM

Fuck 75$ is a lot for 7 games....

12/17/2009 12:17:11 AM

maybe in like 1998. this is 2009 son. everything costs a shit ton of money

12/17/2009 12:18:43 AM

I'd probably do it if I didn't get stuck on a team where I have to sit on the bench a lot of the time.

12/17/2009 12:32:17 AM

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"I'd probably do it if I didn't get stuck on a team where I have to sit on the bench a lot of the time."

Just as easy as breaking into the capitol building.

12/17/2009 7:52:43 AM

what a bitch

12/17/2009 7:55:41 AM

I know RIGHT

12/17/2009 8:20:49 AM

i can see both sides in the wrong on this super cool story. on one hand, the guy that scored was already up by 4 with less than a minute--why not just dribble the ball (or whatever you soccer people call it) out until the game is over. there was no need for the guy to run the score up and rub it in God's face. ON THE OTHER HAND, God should have just played his game and tried to stop the guy from scoring, AGAIN. God didn't succeed, and should have just let it go.

ultimately, i think that God was wrong to use such intentional unsportsmanlike force. The suspension was well deserved, and should carry over into the next game. everyone gets upset during sports games, but its got to be controlled anger.

12/17/2009 8:45:44 AM

Quote :

"I LOVE INDOOR"

Quote :

"PULLED MY ELBOW"

12/17/2009 8:47:57 AM

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"The suspension was well deserved, and should carry over into the next game."

Spoiler alert: It won't.

12/17/2009 8:51:14 AM

^i know you didn't mention anything about it so i figured it was just for the rest of the game. i play alot of softball now and see people get pissed like this all the time. normally, the person will get tossed out for that game, plus 1 or 2 more.

12/17/2009 8:55:52 AM

i think the use of steroids in adult league softball is probably worse than in major league baseball. there are so many fucking roid ragers.... its supposed to be a fun way to spend evenings not your life. calm the fuck down people

12/17/2009 8:58:27 AM

i skimmed through this thread and all i got from it was God is a fag who loves soccer, and despite being a fairy tells others to man the fuck up.

this thread is shitty

12/17/2009 8:58:57 AM

i'm just gonna laff, k?

soccer is aight, not everyone can play no pads head first doomball like you BettrOffDead, yeah, you go be a real man...

or what you think one is...

a sport is a sport as long as it doesn't involve just walking around with a bag, cards, oiled wood, or a soft target board you can't really talk too much shit about it. unless you, of course, like looking like a huge tool.

12/17/2009 8:59:47 AM

It's only my second throwout at this place. The other time I side kicked a guy in the chest who was on a breakaway.

12/17/2009 9:00:30 AM

you should probably get better at soccer, so that you dont have to kick someone on a breakaway or because theyre up by 4 goals.

or just quit playing soccer and play a more manly game...like chess

12/17/2009 9:02:09 AM

i repeat

I LOVE INDOOR.

I am moving to raleigh soon, when does the next season start?

12/17/2009 9:02:36 AM

Look I'm like the Vinnie Jones of indoor soccer.

12/17/2009 9:02:54 AM