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aikimann
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I'll get it started...






12/17/2009 1:00:54 AM

BubbleBobble
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well I don't know about everyone else but I got a boner

12/17/2009 1:02:50 AM

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http://inhumanity.com/index.php?type=plugs&category=Parents

12/17/2009 1:03:41 AM

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I get it, that first one is there because someone who has a matrix reloaded poster is clearly not qualified to be a parent.

12/17/2009 1:03:55 AM

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why do they have awful wallpaper in russia

12/17/2009 1:07:57 AM

MikedaWolf
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"well I don't know about everyone else but I got a boner"

12/17/2009 1:20:42 AM

aikimann
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so ya, don't contribute or anything.

Kids these days just don't appreciate I tell ya!

[Edited on December 18, 2009 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ]

12/18/2009 10:11:06 PM

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i wonder how many of them are also on peopleofwalmart

12/18/2009 10:12:00 PM

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awesome

although that little girl in the first pic is gonna be something else when she grows up

12/18/2009 10:12:09 PM

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How is this one a fail, other than the fact someone took a picture of the moment?

12/18/2009 10:14:28 PM

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that little boy looks a bit old to be breast feeding doesnt he?

12/18/2009 10:20:13 PM

gtherman
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^ girl standind butt ass naked beside her dad??

12/19/2009 12:23:46 AM

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first post = [/thread]

12/19/2009 12:26:08 AM

MikedaWolf
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12/19/2009 12:26:40 AM

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^ the old lady in the back of the picture is looking at everyone like "oh silly boys" what a cunt.

12/19/2009 1:17:22 AM

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^^ I don't really see how that's going to harm the kid, they don't know what liqueur is and they suck on titties all the time.

12/19/2009 1:48:15 AM

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http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/6713080/

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"Raleigh, N.C. — An Efland woman killed last week in a train-car collision ran through the crossing gate while talking on a cell phone, the state Highway Patrol said in a report released Wednesday.

Erin Brett Lindsay-Calkins, 26, and her 5-year-old son, Nicholas Lindsay, were killed in the Dec. 22 wreck, which happened at the railroad track at Southern Drive and Mount Willing Road in Efland. Her 4-month-old daughter was injured but survived.

The Highway Patrol concluded after interviewing witnesses and meeting with Amtrak officials that Lindsay-Calkins was traveling west on Forest Drive and made a right turn onto Mount Willing Road, where she traveled under the railroad crossing bar into the path of the Amtrak train.

"The investigation determined that Mrs. Lindsay-Calkins failed to stop at a duly marked railroad crossing," Highway Patrol spokesman Sgt. Jeff Gordon said in a news release.

Investigators also found that the gate was operating properly.

The collision was the second in December between a train and car at a railroad crossing. Brothers Calvin Brandon, 9, and Hassan Bingham, 6, were killed died Dec. 10 when a train hit their mother's SUV at the intersection of Ellis Road and Angier Avenue in Durham.

In that case, investigators said the crossing arm went down on the windshield as the boys' mother was stuck in traffic. She tried to back up and move forward to get off the tracks, but the train hit the back end of the vehicle before she could finish maneuvering.

The boys were not wearing their seat belts, police said."


She was very much a milf, too.

12/30/2009 9:23:49 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ She was also a retarded asshole apparently

12/30/2009 9:25:36 PM

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^^ Going to resist the urge to say something about hitting it and trains.

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"A Boaz woman was arrested Saturday after she had her 13-year-old daughter riding inside a cardboard box tied to the top of a van with a clothes hanger, Albertville Police Sgt. Jamie Smith said.


Jackie Denise Knott, 37, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child, Smith said.

Albertville police officers responded after someone called police about 11 a.m. Saturday to report a child was inside the box on top of the woman’s minivan, Smith said. Officers stopped Knott, driver of the van, on U.S. Highway 431 near Tyson’s Chicken. When the woman was asked why the child was inside the box, she told officers the box was too big to go inside the van and the child could hold it down."

http://tinyurl.com/yast69n

12/30/2009 9:28:15 PM

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12/30/2009 9:29:18 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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^^

12/30/2009 10:09:13 PM

Solinari
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are any of the pictures in the OP going to get me in trouble for viewing child porn? Can a mod plz edit out the skeezy ones???

12/30/2009 10:10:08 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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Which one do you think could be considered child porn?

12/30/2009 10:13:24 PM

bottombaby
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None of those pictures portray underage individuals in a sexual manner.

12/30/2009 10:13:30 PM

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oh solinari is just a big faggot looking to stir up shit. ignore him.

12/31/2009 12:38:57 AM

DoubleDown
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wtf? how are any of those even remotely close to child porn?

12/31/2009 12:42:59 AM

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"The collision was the second in December between a train and car at a railroad crossing. Brothers Calvin Brandon, 9, and Hassan Bingham, 6, were killed died Dec. 10 when a train hit their mother's SUV at the intersection of Ellis Road and Angier Avenue in Durham.

In that case, investigators said the crossing arm went down on the windshield as the boys' mother was stuck in traffic. She tried to back up and move forward to get off the tracks, but the train hit the back end of the vehicle before she could finish maneuvering.

The boys were not wearing their seat belts, police said."


Why the fuck didn't the bitch and the children get out of the God damn car? If they had enough time to maneuver the car that much, they had enough to to get the fuck out and run!

12/31/2009 1:34:04 AM

Paul1984
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natural selection is not kind, it is only necessary.

12/31/2009 1:36:19 AM

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An old friend of mine from middle/high school:

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"Raleigh Mother Charged With Child Neglect After Alcohol Incident

RALEIGH, N.C. — A Raleigh mother charged with child abuse and neglect said Monday that charges against her are a result of a big misunderstanding.

A security officer found Andrea Gwen Armold and her 3-year-old daughter in a Chevrolet Blazer early Sunday in a Highwoods business parking lot off Capital Boulevard, police said.

The officer said Armold appeared to be very intoxicated and told police that she and the child were in the vehicle with no heat in 20-degree weather.

Armold, however, said she is a victim.

On Saturday night, Armold said, she and a friend took her daughter to eat at Bahama Breeze, where she only had a couple of drinks.

"Someone had to put something in my drink," Armold said.

She said the last thing she remembers about that night is walking out of the restaurant and putting her daughter in her sport utility vehicle.

Early Sunday morning, Armold said, she woke up in the passenger seat of the Blazer -- naked from the waste down -- and had been assaulted. She was cold, scared and unsure where she and her daughter were, she said.

"The car was dead, so I couldn't start the car," she said. "So, I started a fire out in the parking lot for us to keep warm, and I knew it would draw attention."

The young mother said she grabbed paper and anything she could find to burn and also told her daughter to urinate in her pants to keep herself warm.

Police said Armold burned her pants and underwear, but Armold disputed that, saying she wore bloody pants. She believes she may have burned another pair in the sport utility vehicle.

"Something happened. I just don't recollect what happened," Armold said.

She can't explain why her blood alcohol level was recorded at .25, more than three times the limit to drive -- hours after police picked her up.

Charged with contributing to the abuse and neglect of a child, Armold was released on bond Sunday. She wants her daughter, who has been placed in foster care, back.

"It's not my fault," she said. "I couldn't -- do you think I would do that to my child? No, I would never do that. And, like I said, I tried to make the best out of the situation."

Armold admits Child Protective Services has been involved with her family before, investigating incidents with her ex-husband.

Police also charged Armold with marijuana possession, littering and illegal burning

Detectives continue to investigate the case and Armold's claims that she was assaulted, but say they have no evidence to support her claims that she was drugged."

12/31/2009 10:52:50 AM

th3oretecht
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^WOW

12/31/2009 12:04:09 PM

Skack
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""Someone had to put something in my drink," Armold said."


Yeah, liquor.

12/31/2009 12:39:39 PM

State Oz
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"told her daughter to urinate in her pants to keep herself warm."


this only works immediately and then it gets colder

much like sleeping in your clothes at night. sure, it feels warm when you get in bed, but you sweat as you sleep, and that sweet creates moisture, which in turn gets you wet, and being wet makes you cold..

those of you who cum in your underwear on a nightly basis understand this

12/31/2009 4:17:33 PM

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don't have pics, but i see parents all over the place letting their kids eat/feeding their kids junk food, fast food, candies, chips, coke, etc. and throwing garbage out of moving cars onto streets. and leaving their trays after eating at foodcourts in malls, etc.

p.s. those pics are fucking disgusting. their should be a test for parenthood. some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

12/31/2009 4:42:32 PM

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"i see parents all over the place letting their kids eat"


HOW DARE THEY?!?

12/31/2009 4:44:20 PM

th3oretecht
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12/31/2009 4:45:04 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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^^^ One of my old friends from high school, whenever she updated her profile pic on Facebook it's a picture of one of her kids stuffing their face with a bag of potato chips, candy, etc. It makes me

12/31/2009 11:23:01 PM

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"their should be a test for parenthood. some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids."


Or Vote..

1/1/2010 1:13:18 AM

Skack
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Can we just tax the hell out of kids?

1/1/2010 3:02:57 AM

0EPII1
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the other day at the foodcourt in a mall, i saw a kid of about 10 bringing a tray from KFC to where his parents were sitting.

he was so fucking OBESE, he was swaying side to side like a penguin, and also making a ton of noise since he couldn't lift his feet off the floor, so he was basically sliding and swaying.

quite sad really. he also had a little sister... she wasn't fat, but i don't see how she would remain skinny. and it is fucking pathetic because there actually ARE healthy options there. but of course, they insist on getting PURE GARBAGE like KFC and burgers.

fucking horrible parents

1/1/2010 9:45:03 AM

Joie
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i ate chicken nuggets and whatnot pretty often growing up.
luckily for my parents i was also i vegetable and fruit fanatic.

my parents never really regulated what i ate.
hell, unless it was hamburger helper they didn't cook very much either.

but i was never obese, extremely active, and in good health.

[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 9:49 AM. Reason : i imagine that if i were obese or unhealthy they would have taken control of it. ]

1/1/2010 9:49:08 AM

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The little girl in this picture looks like Eminem's daughter Hailie Jade.



1/1/2010 10:16:52 AM

Joie
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[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 4:18 PM. Reason : http://landofpics.blogspot.com/2009/05/bad-parents-strange-parents.html]

1/1/2010 4:14:13 PM

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"they insist on getting PURE GARBAGE like KFC and burgers.

fucking horrible parents "


I ate this kind of food all the time growing up. Shit, cube steak with some thick ass gravy and mashed potatoes was like a luxury item.

I was taught how to fry bacon at like 9.

Maybe you're just jealous they get to eat good shit and you eat like a fag.

1/1/2010 4:24:53 PM

BigMan157
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lolol

1/1/2010 4:26:30 PM

Joie
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^^oooohhhh i was taught how to make bacon at four.
no shit.


i would climb up on the bar, put it in a plate (with paper towels!) and microwave until it was ready.
climb down and set it in front of the tv.
my mom would set out a glass of OJ at the bottom of the fridge.
i would get up at like 6 or 7 am to watch cartoons
i was a very self sufficient child.


until one day she got up early and scared me.
i spilled bacon grease all over my side.
my nightgown melted into my skin.

they rushed me to the hospital and mom said it was hell when she had to explain to them that her four year daughter was making bacon.

i still have the scar.


and i didnt make any more bacon for years.
it was cereal after that.






[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 4:35 PM. Reason : sorry for all of the words, but he reminded me of this.]

1/1/2010 4:30:08 PM

BigMan157
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"they rushed me to the hospital and mom said it was hell when she had to explain to them that her four year daughter was making bacon."


ahaha

1/1/2010 4:32:05 PM

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post so I can find this later.

1/1/2010 6:06:32 PM

0EPII1
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Here is another example:

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"AngryOldMan: I ate this kind of food [KFC + burgers] all the time growing up. Shit, cube steak with some thick ass gravy and mashed potatoes was like a luxury item.

I was taught how to fry bacon at like 9.

Maybe you're just jealous they get to eat good shit and you eat like a fag."


And the logical skills are even better... "It happened to me, so it can't be an example of bad parenting!!!"

I know you feel the need to defend your parents, but hey, you are the one who brought them into the thread when no one else knew.

Chill dude, you don't want to get a heart attack from getting worked up before the heart attack from the lifetime of KFC and burgers strikes, AngryOldMan, do you?

1/2/2010 3:12:33 PM

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1/2/2010 3:22:48 PM

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"p.s. those pics are fucking disgusting. their should be a test for parenthood. some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids."


Seconded!

Kind of like my girlfriends 2nd cousin who decided that the doctor telling her not to drink and smoke while pregnant was just some liberal made up non-sense

1/2/2010 3:36:29 PM

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