isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
it's swell to have a stiffy.
it's divine to own a dick,
from the tiniest little tadger
to the world's biggest prick.
so, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
your Percy, or your cock.
you can wrap it up in ribbons.
you can slip it in your sock,
but don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
and you won't come back.

12/17/2009 11:14:06 AM

you dont have one lol

penis envy ITT

12/17/2009 11:19:16 AM

if i could post the song everyone would have a laugh

but i'm at work and can't post streaming media

fml

12/17/2009 11:20:20 AM

and you wont, a-come, back

thank you very much

12/17/2009 11:21:36 AM

4/28/2010 3:26:20 PM

LOL

4/28/2010 3:27:30 PM

ha

4/28/2010 3:27:53 PM

we've got big balls

4/28/2010 3:28:14 PM

and you wont come back

4/28/2010 3:28:21 PM

Quote :

"so, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas."

not cool, my grandfather's name was John Thomas
not cool at all bro

4/28/2010 3:35:24 PM

i didn't write it!

it was those crazy Brits.

4/28/2010 3:36:05 PM

I know a guy named John Thomas. This is awesome!

4/28/2010 3:36:18 PM

haha, i'm not really mad, John Thomas is too common of a name for me to get mad about that

4/28/2010 3:40:18 PM

penises are nice. I personally am glad I don't have one because I like to be controlled more by my mind and heart and not my junk.

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ...]

4/28/2010 3:41:46 PM

someone rang?

4/28/2010 3:42:17 PM

you're still controlled by your junk

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4/28/2010 3:42:17 PM

what about other people's junk?

4/28/2010 3:42:17 PM

faptacular!

4/28/2010 3:42:31 PM

ITT AA and XSMP same time post

4/28/2010 3:43:03 PM

should I have said package?

4/28/2010 3:43:05 PM

mine is still first


package to me is pretty much equivalent to junk

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[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 3:44 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2010 3:43:30 PM

punchmonkage

4/28/2010 3:43:31 PM

packagemonk

4/28/2010 3:44:28 PM

BB: for some reason that word made me visualize me smacking on some spinach from a can.

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 3:45 PM. Reason : ^, ^^ hahahahaha....I am gonna choke on my laughter ]

4/28/2010 3:44:33 PM

punkmunch

4/28/2010 3:45:40 PM

package gives it a 'new car smell'
junk sounds ewwy

4/28/2010 3:45:43 PM

punchjunk







... wait

4/28/2010 3:46:44 PM

I'm waiting

4/28/2010 3:47:30 PM

I hope I don't smell ewwy.

4/28/2010 3:48:33 PM

Quote :

"I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis."

4/28/2010 3:50:07 PM

There are, like, a million posts in this thread, and the song's provenance hasn't been mentioned once. Eric Idle sings it during the Christmas in Heaven sequence of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

4/28/2010 3:52:13 PM

And Terry Jones sings it on one of their albums.

4/28/2010 3:53:43 PM

would anyonelike to see my beanus

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4/28/2010 3:55:21 PM