...when you're a guy.

What does it make you think? Especially if they get their girlfriend to come up to you and tell you that her friend thinks you're cute.

12/20/2009 5:35:44 PM

Looking for a dicking.

12/20/2009 5:36:17 PM

I was with you until the last part - that's straight up junior high school

12/20/2009 5:36:27 PM

stop

12/20/2009 5:36:34 PM

^^ That's what I thought, too. I also thought that she had to be to not come up to me herself.

12/20/2009 5:37:43 PM

she was an emoticon?

12/20/2009 5:38:28 PM

yeah that's pretty childish

12/20/2009 5:40:09 PM

this has never happened to me, so i really don't have an opinion.

12/20/2009 5:40:36 PM

^^^ beatup, you troll.

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 5:42 PM. Reason : o.O]

12/20/2009 5:41:46 PM

alot of times girls will hit on guys for free drinks right in front of their boyfriends. their boyfriends dont give a fuck because some poor sap is spending the money he is saving. i tell chicks that pull this stunt to go fist themselves. if this isnt the reason then shes definitely trying to fuck you. she may be looking for a date or two though so i try to let her be the one that is more forward so i dont blow it.

12/20/2009 5:43:31 PM

Quote :

"Especially if they get their girlfriend to come up to you and tell you that her friend thinks you're cute."

If this happens, I always think that they're a fucking little girl, and in no way mature enough for me to even consider dating...

12/20/2009 5:44:01 PM

Well, I never went over there based on that very fact. That, and I didn't get a good look either. I just continued to get wasted with my Marine buddies and check out other girls.

I didn't want to go over and find a fatty or an ugly, either.

12/20/2009 5:46:32 PM

^ couldnt hurt to just go take a look...

12/20/2009 5:53:11 PM

Getting shit on at a bar...

12/20/2009 6:02:11 PM

she was probably too shy to come up to you, her friend probably overheard her say that she thought you were attractive and decided to take it upon herself to go up and tell you.

12/20/2009 6:03:52 PM

let her buy you a drink

12/20/2009 6:17:14 PM

ive never had that happen before

12/20/2009 6:19:36 PM

^^^ding ding ding

12/20/2009 6:22:16 PM

You should have let her buy you a drink!

12/20/2009 6:22:36 PM

I should have, but I didn't. I guess next time I should at least whore myself to get free drinks.

^^ Pretty sure that if she turned out I would have been super disappointed.

12/20/2009 6:25:01 PM

free drinks

12/20/2009 6:26:33 PM

I immediately classify the girl as a slut and dont pay any attention to her.

12/20/2009 6:32:34 PM

just because she wants to hit on you and buy you a drink doesnt make her a slut. however, when i start buying a dude drinks i am usually trying to get him into bed. this is different from the times i buy rounds of shots. at that point i'm just drunk as shit.


[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 6:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/20/2009 6:36:47 PM

TWOOZLES EXPOSED?

12/20/2009 7:02:51 PM

Quote :

"Especially if they get their girlfriend to come up to you and tell you that her friend thinks you're cute."

Had a woman in her 40s do this to me a few months ago. Was dating LunaK at the time so I wasn't interested but it was still a WTF moment.


and JayMCnasty nailed it.

12/20/2009 7:50:50 PM

letting a beatup girl buy you drinks is a good way to get roofied and wake up with a swamp donkey

12/20/2009 8:03:45 PM

just shoot your goo cannon all over the girl and leave. its fine.

12/20/2009 8:05:33 PM

i've had girls buy me drinks a few times and it usually makes me uncomfortable

12/20/2009 9:25:40 PM

Quote :

"alot of times girls will hit on guys for free drinks right in front of their boyfriends. their boyfriends dont give a fuck because some poor sap is spending the money he is saving."

i don't hit on guys for free drinks (or anything) but when they hit on me at a bar and i'm with my bf, he waits awhile to rescue me so that the other people buy me drinks

and then when i'm like "wtf" he's like "well he was buying you stuff"

12/20/2009 9:31:51 PM

that's less $$ he has to spend. i don't really blame him i guess

12/20/2009 9:32:57 PM

thanks to this thread, i've now learned the correct way to hit on men

12/20/2009 9:33:33 PM

^ TMYK

12/20/2009 10:37:15 PM

Quote :

"letting a beatup girl buy you drinks is a good way to get roofied and wake up with a swamp donkey"

QFT

2/2/2010 12:36:09 PM

if i think a guy is cute i probably won't go up to him and hit on him.....i'll send in one of the troops just in case he has a gf or something.

but i really don't approach guys......but don't get me wrong, i've been known to do it.

2/2/2010 12:41:18 PM

1. see a girl giving you the look
2. go up and talk to her
3. profit

2/2/2010 12:43:11 PM

i've always been a big fan of






Do You Like Me?

___YES

___NO

___MAYBE

2/2/2010 12:47:35 PM

^ i'm totally going to pass a note like that next time

2/2/2010 12:48:00 PM

Are you a Dementor in disguise?


... Because you just took my breath away.

2/2/2010 12:49:18 PM

^sadly, that would probably work on a few girls I know.

2/2/2010 1:17:02 PM

what the fuck is a dementor

2/2/2010 1:17:30 PM

My favorite pickup line is when a guy offers me a drink and then says, "Don't worry, there are no rufies in this."

WTF mate?

2/2/2010 1:19:22 PM

(but there may be in the next one!)

2/2/2010 1:20:22 PM

if i want to talk to a guy at a bar I usually make eye contact with him and smile or go and order a drink next to him at the bar. Sending in another girl to talk is considered being a big pussy imo

2/2/2010 1:22:57 PM

rufilin?! there you go with that word again!

2/2/2010 1:23:01 PM

I buy a girl a drink and say, "This drink implies we're going to have sex after you finish it."

2/2/2010 1:24:00 PM

they should be called floories, amirite?

2/2/2010 1:24:00 PM

Quote :

"Do You Like Me? ___YES ___NO ___MAYBE ___HELLS YEAH"

2/2/2010 1:27:05 PM

^^or rapies

2/2/2010 1:31:17 PM

Quote :

"what the fuck is a dementor"

2/2/2010 1:31:46 PM

FFFFUUUUUUU

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 1:33 PM. Reason : double post fail]

2/2/2010 1:32:43 PM