following up a statement with "Fact."

12/20/2009 9:15:07 PM

"sup bra"

12/20/2009 9:16:31 PM

pledge in a frat. (but i guess that belongs in the 'things a douche bag would do')

get on your case when you say 'frat' instead of 'fraternity'

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 9:17 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2009 9:17:27 PM

Hi, my name is Tyler.

12/20/2009 9:18:28 PM

refer to a friend as "my boy"

extra credit if he uses "boi"

12/20/2009 9:26:24 PM

in guess youre on the internet a whole lot

12/20/2009 9:26:56 PM

Quote :

"Why does this spontaneous kid keep talking about me"

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 9:30 PM. Reason : ]

12/20/2009 9:27:52 PM

message_search.aspx?type=posts&username=Smath74

12/20/2009 9:36:35 PM

GO TARHEELS!!!1!

12/20/2009 10:02:57 PM

"they can suspend me, i'll just go buy another alias"

12/20/2009 10:07:54 PM

or
FUCKING SKANKS

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 10:13 PM. Reason : lol]

12/20/2009 10:13:15 PM

"Get me another Heineken."

"What da fuck you lookin' at? I drink more muscle milk than you inhale air! I could kick yer fuckin' ass, bitch."

12/20/2009 10:25:06 PM

________, bro

12/20/2009 10:26:44 PM

not now chief, i'm in the fucking zone

12/20/2009 11:11:03 PM

^ already got it

was gonna post "O.K. cheif"

12/21/2009 12:19:35 AM

dbag walks over at a bar..."yeah i banged. i banged her too. i banged her....and her sister. hey what are you doing later? how about your friend?"

12/21/2009 12:21:53 AM

"Jesus!"
"Yes, my child."

12/21/2009 12:23:40 AM

You told me I was charming that night.

12/21/2009 12:23:48 AM

"Oh I loved that band... in middle school"

12/21/2009 12:31:27 AM

ok chief, it's not anyone elses fault except your own that no fraternity wanted your fucking mongol skank ass, now go get me another 4 heineis for me and my bro's

12/21/2009 12:41:53 AM

Many douchebags frequently use "cash" as an adjective.

12/21/2009 8:26:09 AM

would you care to provide an example?

12/21/2009 8:29:07 AM

You should've seen me sniping dudes in Modern Warfare yesterday. Shit was so cash.

12/21/2009 8:33:18 AM

Ive heard money used that way - never "cash"

12/21/2009 9:05:10 AM

It appears I'm able to dodge most aforementioned douchebags.

12/21/2009 9:06:03 AM

Oh man, what a good bunch of partying at that disco-tech. They played one of my audience requests.

Way awesome! I myself drank like five liters of beer. Any more and I would have ended up in hospital man.

Oh you said it friend, but I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.

Oh yeah, but it was so expensive. Each drink was like six dollars forty!

12/21/2009 9:14:26 AM

darn flood control

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 9:27 AM. Reason : i wonder why my flood control is so hardcore]

12/21/2009 9:26:33 AM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_search.aspx?type=topic§ion=1§ion=9§ion=15§ion=2§ion=8§ion=3§ion=13§ion=4§ion=5§ion=7§ion=10&searchstring=&username=beefisback&usertype=match&sortby=date&sortorder=descending&page=

and the quoted PMs ?topic=584090

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 9:54:31 AM

"salut"

1/4/2010 1:26:13 AM

Quote :

"so i used to be a douche"

-pooljobs

1/4/2010 1:35:52 AM

Sup Chief

1/4/2010 1:36:40 AM

Quote :

"pledge in a frat. (but i guess that belongs in the 'things a douche bag would do') get on your case when you say 'frat' instead of 'fraternity'"

While we have disagreed in the past, Golovko and I are on the same page here.

1/4/2010 1:46:15 AM

"Thank you. Thank you all very much.

Admiral Kelly, Captain Card, officers and sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln, my fellow Americans, major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.

And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country.

In this battle, we have fought for the cause of liberty and for the peace of the world. Our nation and our coalition are proud of this accomplishment, yet it is you, the members of the United States military, who achieved it. Your courage, your willingness to face danger for your country and for each other made this day possible.

Because of you our nation is more secure. Because of you the tyrant has fallen and Iraq is free.

Operation Iraqi Freedom was carried out with a combination of precision and speed and boldness the enemy did not expect and the world had not seen before."

And on and on. I think you know where it's going.

1/4/2010 2:22:48 AM

^ you really failed at being funny

1/4/2010 3:59:44 AM

^.

1/4/2010 10:44:13 AM

^

1/4/2010 10:45:49 AM

Quote :

"get on your case when you say 'frat' instead of 'fraternity'"

1/4/2010 10:46:47 AM

^ha i've had someone "correct" me when i said frat.

1/4/2010 10:49:43 AM

grocery bag tax -- would you support it?

1/4/2010 10:50:54 AM

Quote :

"Things a douchebag would say: "

pick anything the pope says

1/4/2010 10:55:08 AM

"I graduated from UNC"

"We are the National Champs"

Generally speaking, anyone that associates their university basketball team's success, with their own self-worth, is a complete douche. Just because Michael Jordan went to your school, that does not mean an employer will hire you with your liberal arts degree and pay you cash.

1/4/2010 10:56:08 AM

Quote :

"You should've seen me sniping dudes in Modern Warfare yesterday. Shit was so cash."

I have never, ever heard this....

1/4/2010 11:50:46 AM

Anything McDanger says qualifies.

1/4/2010 11:51:24 AM

FUCK - I was just going to do the McDanger joke.

1/4/2010 11:52:03 AM

"Let's take the (insert shortened nickname for car here)"

1/4/2010 12:47:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDCPK4MiolQ

1/4/2010 1:24:59 PM