Yes, I am making you.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/southern-cornbread-stuffing-recipe/index.html
Ingredients

Quote :

"Cornbread, recipe follows 7 slices oven-dried white bread 1 sleeve saltine crackers 8 tablespoons butter 2 cups celery, chopped 1 large onion, chopped 7 cups chicken stock 1 teaspoon salt Freshly ground black pepper 1 teaspoon sage (optional) 1 tablespoon poultry seasoning (optional) 5 eggs, beaten Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a large bowl, combine crumbled cornbread, dried white bread slices, and saltines; set aside. Melt the butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the celery and onion and cook until transparent, approximately 5 to 10 minutes. Pour the vegetable mixture over cornbread mixture. Add the stock, mix well, taste, and add salt, pepper to taste, sage, and poultry seasoning. Add beaten eggs and mix well. Reserve 2 heaping tablespoons of this mixture for the giblet gravy. Pour mixture into a greased pan and bake until dressing is cooked through, about 45 minutes. Serve with turkey as a side dish. Cornbread: 1 cup self-rising cornmeal 1/2 cup self-rising flour 3/4 cup buttermilk 2 eggs 2 tablespoons vegetable oil Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine all ingredients and mix well. Pour batter into a greased shallow baking dish. Bake for approximately 20 to 25 minutes. Remove from oven and let cool."

12/21/2009 7:05:11 PM

What makes this astounding is that her last name is clearly spelled out in the fucking link.

12/21/2009 7:07:54 PM

oh nooooooo, I misspelled her name. The world is going to end!!!

12/21/2009 7:10:04 PM

8 tablespoons ?

That hardly seems sufficient

better double that to be safe

12/21/2009 7:10:50 PM

It might end for you because if you're this much of a mouth breathing idiot, then you'll burn the house down on top of you while trying to make this stuffing.

12/21/2009 7:11:05 PM

No, she's not Jimmy Dean's retarded half sister, even though she likes sausage a lot. She's still retarded though.

12/21/2009 7:12:17 PM

You know, adding some breakfast sausage to this could be a good idea.

12/21/2009 7:50:39 PM