i was all like "yo yall need to stop the music and honor nickleback, your band of the fuckin DECADE, all night nothin but NICKLEBACK DO IT NOW"

and i looked around the Joyce and all i saw were angry faces and blood-clenched knuckles that curse not only me, but the name of the GREATEST BAND OF THE DECADE


so i go "PLAY THE BAND OF THE DECADE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT SHUT THIS INFERIOR SHIT OFF"

and i continued to sip my gin and tonic as they denied my request, but I prompted much discussion about nickleback....THE greatest band of the decade.

this one dude was like "MAN BRO I ALMOST PAID 200 BUCKS FOR A BACKSTAGE TICKET JUST SO I COULD PUNCH THOSE FUCKERS IN THE FACE, AND YOURE GONNA BE NEXT!!"

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 2:04 AM. Reason : hh]

12/22/2009 2:02:57 AM

cool story brah

12/22/2009 2:04:34 AM

i really felt they should be honoerd

not that nirvana and johnny cash crap


honor a band that has PUT IN WORK

12/22/2009 2:06:40 AM

DO MORE WORK ON YOUR THREADS SON

12/22/2009 2:17:14 AM

i go out in public and i live the lyrics son


YOU put in work before you think of addressing me child

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 2:18 AM. Reason : t]

12/22/2009 2:17:47 AM

i meant Brah, not son.

12/22/2009 2:18:24 AM

AND YOURE NEXT BRAH

12/22/2009 2:20:48 AM

MAN BRO I ALMOST PAID 200 BUCKS FOR A BACKSTAGE TICKET JUST SO I COULD PUNCH THOSE FUCKERS IN THE FACE, AND YOURE GONNA BE NEXT!!

12/22/2009 2:21:53 AM

if you're lucky

12/22/2009 2:25:40 AM

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

12/22/2009 2:26:00 AM

EVERYTIME I LOOK IT MAKES ME LAUGH




KIMS THE FIRST GIRL I KISSED
WAS SO NERVOUS THAT I NEARLY MISSED

its like poetry

12/22/2009 2:29:45 AM

Nickleback is great live, Their lead singer would totally get it. His lyrics speak to me...


\

12/22/2009 2:39:56 AM

^ i honestly thought this was a dude being funny until i clicked her profile

12/22/2009 7:04:38 AM

EMINEM, GREATEST of the DECADE!

Honor him, do it!

12/22/2009 7:10:09 AM

i can honestly say i can't think of one nickleback song. not a title. not a tune. nothing

12/22/2009 7:24:55 AM

http://dagobah.biz/flash/nickelback.swf

thats all you need to know

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 7:28 AM. Reason : hmm]

12/22/2009 7:27:19 AM

the fucking drummer's got HEART, man!!1

12/22/2009 7:31:55 AM

Nickleback FTMFL

12/22/2009 8:41:19 AM

some times I wonder if BHS is really black.

12/22/2009 9:10:43 AM

i want to try this at a shithole like the busy bee

12/22/2009 9:42:28 AM

cotillion club ftl

12/22/2009 9:47:48 AM

I don't care what anybody says... their song Animals rocks.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7LlH_X8p5s

12/22/2009 10:47:59 AM

the funny thing about trolls is that they think you can pretend to be an asshole.

12/22/2009 12:48:25 PM

haha Grafenberg is the best user id ever!

12/22/2009 12:49:49 PM

Quote :

" His lyrics speak to me..."

Or is he just speaking his lyrics to you.

12/22/2009 2:54:08 PM

LYRICS

CAN

SPEAK

12/22/2009 4:09:44 PM