12/23/2009 11:07:57 PM

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU

12/23/2009 11:08:50 PM

we've got borophyll man up there talking about god knows what and all you're thinking about is making out with me? i'm here to learn, not make out with you

12/23/2009 11:09:50 PM

NO I WILL NOT REMEMBER MAKING OUT WITH YOU!

12/23/2009 11:10:02 PM

T-T-T-T TODAY JUNIA!

12/23/2009 11:10:39 PM

he called the shit poop

12/23/2009 11:13:05 PM

it's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walkin around here

12/23/2009 11:17:41 PM

Nudie magazine day!

12/23/2009 11:18:25 PM

What is a horseshoe?

What does a horseshoe do?

Are there any horsesocks?

Is anybody listening to me?

12/23/2009 11:18:31 PM

piss pants...miles davis...blah blah blah

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 11:19 PM. Reason : snack packs, etc.]

12/23/2009 11:18:41 PM

if peeing in your pants is cool.... consider me miles davis!!

12/23/2009 11:19:12 PM

You want to know who took the lunches? That damn sasquatch.

12/23/2009 11:20:19 PM

WHERES MY SNACK PACK!?!?!

12/23/2009 11:20:58 PM

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

12/23/2009 11:25:00 PM

1) ice cubes and a 9 iron

2) buffalo, live or stuffed...preferably stuffed for safety sake

3) bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge

12/23/2009 11:25:00 PM

That Veronica Vaugn is one hot piece of ACE


(RIP Chris Farley )

12/24/2009 1:34:28 AM

r-o-C-k

ohhh, the "c" is SILENT!

12/24/2009 2:23:45 AM

Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!

12/24/2009 9:30:54 AM

O'DOYLE RULES!

12/24/2009 12:48:40 PM

A simple no would have sufficed.

12/24/2009 1:57:06 PM

You can stay home and help me shave my armpits

12/24/2009 2:07:53 PM

good, great, grand, wonderful...NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

12/24/2009 3:49:56 PM

man, I'm glad I called that guy

12/24/2009 8:08:51 PM

i'll turn this damn bus around
that'll ruin your precious little field trip pretty DAMN quick

12/24/2009 8:12:15 PM

C..o..r....ARE , are you going to the mall today??

12/24/2009 9:55:32 PM

guboringatal

12/24/2009 10:03:01 PM

Hey kids it's me, bet you thought that I was dead, but when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head.

12/24/2009 11:28:33 PM

what day is it?

october?

NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY

12/25/2009 12:01:48 AM

C-O-R-arrrrre you going to the mall later?

12/25/2009 12:12:12 AM

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around.

Let's get you back to the zoo.

12/25/2009 12:14:28 AM

Who would you rather bone: Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Jack Nicholson now, or in 1974?

'74.

..................................................................Meg Ryan

12/25/2009 1:21:01 AM

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

12/25/2009 11:58:36 AM

norm was the highlight of that movie

12/25/2009 12:56:07 PM

Maybe they're playing Marco Polo

12/25/2009 12:57:02 PM

do you have any more gum?

12/25/2009 1:00:12 PM

^thats ace ventura isn't it

12/25/2009 1:00:53 PM

^ no, its the end of the musical sequence

do you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum, do you have any more gum?

12/25/2009 3:29:25 PM

I'll give you a grown up!

12/25/2009 3:32:03 PM

Ultraviolet rays bad. Lotion good.

12/25/2009 3:34:30 PM