Make a wish, b00.

12/25/2009 12:25:27 AM

k

12/25/2009 12:25:35 AM

happy birthday Jesus. sorry your party's so lame.

12/25/2009 12:25:59 AM

rock them Jerusalem cruisers!

12/25/2009 12:26:41 AM

Dear Jesus,

For your bday, can I get a sober sis-in-law and non-burnt brownies? I don't want the house to burn to the ground.

Love,
Lucy

12/25/2009 12:28:18 AM

Dear Jesus,

That girl keeps tryin to walk, but dat ass keeps gettin in the way

-TBD

My good friend from high school used to have to go to his grandparents house to celebrate jesus's birthday...said they had a cake and sang happy birthday to jesus and everything....i still beg him to take me there one year

12/25/2009 12:31:39 AM

Peter wrapped my Christmas present in happy birthday gift wrap.

HBD Jesus

12/25/2009 12:33:14 AM

i think i'mma start putting up a tree for my birthday

and make everyone buy everyone else presents but get me nothing

hell yeah

12/25/2009 12:33:27 AM

Yeah Jesus really did not think this one through. Burnt offerings ftw.

12/25/2009 12:35:32 AM

happy birthday Santa!

[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : PS - you die for our sins in a few months, so live it up tonight.]

12/25/2009 12:40:02 AM

in some countries baby jesus does bring the gifts

12/25/2009 12:40:47 AM

LAWL Bulldoza. I want to go to a Jesus Birthday Party. I would order a Pontius Pilate Pinata and have a Lazarus-shaped chocolate fountain.

And a Mary Magdalene Impersonator for the stripper.

12/25/2009 12:42:55 AM

I wanna throw a christmas party one year where we hold a fake mass

communion will be a cross joint and some hennessy

12/25/2009 12:44:46 AM

hbd

12/25/2009 12:46:39 AM

Hennessy...because it sounds so much like HERESY?!?!!!

Nah, j/k, you're all going to hell already just for being on TWW.

12/25/2009 12:47:44 AM

I'd bring a manger with a jesus made out of my favorite fruits

mcdanger...lemme know, son...lemme know

12/25/2009 12:49:22 AM

happy birthday! you're the best,

12/25/2009 3:10:51 AM

jesus wasn't born in december

12/25/2009 3:14:48 AM

12/25/2009 3:51:20 AM

Japan does Christmas cake with candles in it. But it's not for anyone's birthday, so I'm not sure what the candles are about

12/25/2009 8:45:34 AM

well that cake says merry xmas, so maybe they are celebrating X's birthday

12/25/2009 8:48:07 AM

^^ Is that a giant turd on Jesus' birthday cake? I mean, it is possible. It is Japan.

12/25/2009 9:16:27 AM

Quote :

"My good friend from high school used to have to go to his grandparents house to celebrate jesus's birthday...said they had a cake and sang happy birthday to jesus and everything....i still beg him to take me there one year"

that is awesome!

12/25/2009 9:48:15 AM

Quote :

"LAWL Bulldoza. I want to go to a Jesus Birthday Party. I would order a Pontius Pilate Pinata and have a Lazarus-shaped chocolate fountain. And a Mary Magdalene Impersonator for the stripper."

that is just fucked up

12/25/2009 9:51:43 AM

title text ftw.

12/25/2009 9:52:08 AM

^^ I didn't think it was that bad.

Now we're toasting Jesus' birthday. He's throwing a raging kegger this year.

12/25/2009 2:25:08 PM

dear jesus,

don't be a hater

12/25/2009 2:26:44 PM

Quote :

"Is that a giant turd on Jesus' birthday cake? I mean, it is possible. It is Japan."

I was wondering the same thing

12/26/2009 8:50:33 PM

Quote :

"jesus wasn't born in december"

yeah this thread is about 3 months late.

12/26/2009 10:51:50 PM