...a lonely Jew...on Christmas.

12/25/2009 12:57:06 AM

lol

12/25/2009 12:57:20 AM

stfu your holiday is fucking 8 DAYS LONG

12/25/2009 12:58:46 AM

YOU HAD YOUr 8 DAYS!!!!

Just celebrate it...itll feel good

12/25/2009 12:58:52 AM

its not like i get to spend 8 days yelling at a group of people because they killed my Lord.

Besides, Chanukah was spent mostly during exam week. It sucked.

[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 1:00 AM. Reason : -]

12/25/2009 12:59:36 AM

not my fault the university doesn't recognize your half-ass holiday(s)

[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 1:04 AM. Reason : you're just jealous cause you don't have a messiah in a feed trough. just a candlestick]

12/25/2009 1:03:21 AM

yea. because thats what we do on christmas. we yell at jews.

forget that GOOD FRIDAY is the day the jews killed jesus.

you and your jewy logic is FLAWED

12/25/2009 1:05:37 AM

i don't need a special occasion to yell at jews

12/25/2009 1:06:46 AM

Go get chinese food and watch a movie.

12/25/2009 1:07:39 AM

^That's actually what I will be doing. My family has a 5:00 reservation at Great Wall in Pineville. Will either be seeing Avatar or Sherlock Holmes afterward.

I actually don't care all that much about Chanukah, its a historical commemoration more than it is a "holy" day. But not having Yom Kippor off is a bitch.

[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 1:10 AM. Reason : -]

12/25/2009 1:08:31 AM

You would be happy, but you're Hebrew....On Christmas

12/25/2009 1:08:33 AM

Quote :

"you're just jealous cause you don't have a messiah in a feed trough. just a candlestick"

this shit made me rofl.

12/25/2009 1:08:47 AM

yes homo

12/25/2009 1:09:12 AM

dont care about chanukah???...man, that's the days we get presents...bite your kosher tongue!



[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 1:10 AM. Reason : d]

12/25/2009 1:09:38 AM

I got some clothes, a blanket, and a bottle of wine.

12/25/2009 1:12:10 AM

you mean manishevitz?

manishevans??? homo

[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 1:13 AM. Reason : d]

12/25/2009 1:12:40 AM

these jews

12/25/2009 1:13:28 AM

^don't group me in with him. i never understand what he's talking about.

12/25/2009 1:14:46 AM

do you roll on shabbos?

12/25/2009 1:16:08 AM

lol....manischewitz...i butchered that one

DONT BE ASHAMED OF ME!! Dont be mad cause i was a better jew than you and raped you of your money when we played poker

[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 1:16 AM. Reason : d]

12/25/2009 1:16:11 AM

Quote :

"I'm a Jew..."

Don't be so fuckin' hard on yourself

12/25/2009 1:21:33 AM

lol

12/25/2009 1:25:02 AM

Don't try guilting us over your Jewishness.

Although, you guys did have Chanukah during exam week, and a lot of the gifts you guys get are pretty weak. But I'm sure you guys feasted! You guys always feast!

You almost got me with your Jew guilt...

12/25/2009 1:37:34 AM

LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD.

12/25/2009 2:25:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dl22d463yg

12/25/2009 2:36:18 AM

^ That's the holiday spirit!

12/25/2009 2:51:22 AM

Jew loose

12/25/2009 9:17:56 AM

hahah its 10 am and TheBullDoza is already drunk.


Hey Erik, when are you going back to the apt?

12/25/2009 9:53:55 AM

lol wut?

12/25/2009 10:28:45 AM

go play with your dreidel

12/25/2009 1:03:53 PM

I think I might sneak away, later, w/ my brother and join the jews at the movie theater.

12/25/2009 1:07:35 PM

I'm not going to the movies now. My dad hated going to movie theaters and my mom won't see anything I want to see. Red Box it is.

12/25/2009 1:32:33 PM

ha

12/25/2009 1:39:59 PM

You might not be so lonely if you didn't bitch about everything.

12/25/2009 3:23:08 PM

^ But then he wouldn't be a Jew...

12/25/2009 5:29:22 PM

jews

12/25/2009 6:38:02 PM

begonias

12/25/2009 7:18:21 PM

Hey OP. Tell Adam Sandler about it. Maybe he'll put you in his next song

12/25/2009 7:23:54 PM

i asked him to, he said he only uses millionaires.

12/25/2009 7:27:28 PM

Wait, I thought all Jews were millionaires...


































I keed

12/25/2009 7:29:27 PM

I'm not going to lie, I hate pretty much all of bdmazur's Jew related threads.

12/25/2009 7:54:33 PM

[Edited on December 25, 2009 at 8:24 PM. Reason : edit]

12/25/2009 7:56:33 PM

^^LOL

It's time for a Jew-Off.

12/25/2009 8:03:23 PM

Quote :

"I'm not going to lie, I hate pretty much all of bdmazur's Jew related threads. "

12/25/2009 8:27:43 PM

he is pretty much a whiny douchebag.

12/26/2009 2:23:44 AM

did you hear about the jewish child molestor?









he hides in the bushes and says "hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

[Edited on December 26, 2009 at 2:28 AM. Reason : this is now the jew-joke thread]

12/26/2009 2:27:47 AM

12/26/2009 2:43:57 AM

^^is the molester jewish or does he only molest jewish children?

because you described what could be any child molester.

you should have said he hides in the bushes and says "hey kid, i found a shiny penny"

12/26/2009 11:48:19 AM

If I recall correctly, the only major religon to Make Up Holiday dates is......Christinity. Why do you celebrate Christmas in December?

I ask you, why is Easter set by the lunar Calander and Christmas is not?

12/26/2009 11:53:46 AM

Jesus was Jewish.

12/26/2009 11:59:38 AM