So I ran into this girl today while I was eating lunch, she was one of those people who tell you way too much about their life and shit! Anyways she proceeded to tell me that she was really excited about today and I asked her why. She said she was getting some piercings which included a belly ring, a marilyn, and a man in a boat. I was like what is a man in a boat? She said well what female body part looks like a boat? I was ah ok lol. So I was like your excited just because you are getting all those piercings and she was like yes because this means I can do internet porn now. So I was like you need those in order to do internet porn? And she said noooo of course not, I just want to be unique. lol



free thread

12/27/2009 2:58:03 AM

Where is this internet porn you speak of?

12/27/2009 2:59:56 AM

the internet

it's ATTA WAY

12/27/2009 3:13:37 AM

free internet porn?

12/27/2009 4:30:59 AM

One day Adam and Eve noticed God standing before them holding a bag.

“Hi, God. What’s in the bag?” asked Eve.

“These are a couple of things that I have left over from creation.” God rummages around in the bag a moment. “Who wants to be able to pee standing up?”

Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. “Me! Me! Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work I could get done in the fields if I could pee standing up! And it would help so much when I'm out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!”

“Well, all right,” says God. “Now, let’s see what we have for you, Eve.” God rummages about a bit more in the bag.

“Ah, right. Multiple orgasms.”

12/27/2009 4:46:40 AM

I remet a former classmate tonight who does makeup for porn


i asked, naturally, "do you have to make the makeup resillant?"

and she said yes


she swored with tory lane and others, i got a boner

12/27/2009 5:11:32 AM

So if this friend of yours was raped, would you defened her?

Also - cool story, bro!

[Edited on December 27, 2009 at 8:43 AM. Reason : forgot]

12/27/2009 8:43:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc

12/27/2009 9:08:32 AM

y0 holmes to bel air!

12/27/2009 1:38:27 PM

Quote :

"And she said noooo of course not, I just want to be unique. lol"

The best part...because that would make her SOOOOO unique

Also, this thread is worthless without pics.

12/27/2009 2:21:31 PM

Quote :

"I remet a former classmate tonight who does makeup for porn i asked, naturally, "do you have to make the makeup resillant?" and she said yes she swored with tory lane and others, i got a boner"

This post makes my eyes bleed.

12/27/2009 2:29:33 PM

yeah i actually google searched "resillant" on the off-chance that it might be some industry term


nope, turns out jaybee just fucked up

12/27/2009 2:45:02 PM