your genitals touched your moms. So technically



You had sex with your mom


free thread

12/27/2009 3:25:06 AM

k

12/27/2009 3:31:03 AM

Nope. I was born by a c-section.

12/27/2009 3:31:41 AM

so the only time you've ever had sex was in 1985?

and I, too, was born by c-section

12/27/2009 3:32:01 AM

i too was a c-section baby

12/27/2009 3:33:51 AM

^^sick burn

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12/27/2009 3:34:03 AM

Quote :

"C SECTION BABY"

12/27/2009 3:34:36 AM

Quote :

"and I, too, was born by c-section"

12/27/2009 3:47:56 AM

conclusion: c-section babies are night owls from hell

12/27/2009 3:51:41 AM

12/27/2009 3:56:01 AM

My mom was a trooper. She's only 5' and 90lbs, if that. I was born naturally.

12/27/2009 3:56:53 AM

You know, late at night when you have the idea to make a thread like this it seems logical. But then when you wake up in the morning and you look at the thread again it's a big [carl face]

12/27/2009 11:48:08 AM

Hahahaha this thread is a winner.

12/27/2009 11:50:29 AM

thread backfired for the OP

12/27/2009 12:10:31 PM

I was born in 1985.

12/27/2009 12:16:13 PM

SPONTANEOUS
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12/27/2009 12:20:30 PM

i wasn't aroused so it was ok

12/27/2009 1:53:46 PM

being born via c-section hasn't really affected me that much, though i do occasionally leave the house through the window

12/27/2009 1:55:06 PM

JeffreyBSG, too, was from his mother's womb untimely ripped

12/27/2009 2:52:56 PM

I find it amusing that 1985 equates genital contact with sex.

12/27/2009 2:58:06 PM