So here I am with 15 of my buddies, wayyy back in the woods blowing the fuck out of some trees. This cop shows up out of fucking nowhere, so we throw some wicked-ass pipe bombs at him. He does a barrel roll, avoiding the blast, but we managed to vibrate him a bit. It was wicked sick, brah! He was so frightened by our violence and explosive expertise that he didn't dare try to arrest us. He ran away like a pussy! We figured it would only be a matter of time before the helicopters showed up, so we split. We'll probably go back later tonight and for every night in the future for all infinity.

(Dear law enforcement,

This is a parody.)

12/27/2009 4:41:42 PM

just had to play it safe didn't you

12/27/2009 4:42:25 PM

and to think it only took you 2 hours to come up with this

12/27/2009 4:44:07 PM

parroty

12/27/2009 4:44:32 PM

one of the smartest kids I've ever known died because of making and transporting explosives

12/27/2009 4:50:05 PM

12/27/2009 4:55:24 PM

^^Super cool story bro

12/27/2009 5:02:53 PM