so last night i went out for the night around 6:30. and today my brother texts me at like 1pm and is like "do you have callie i haven't seen her all day"

and i'm like "???? no i'm at work???"

so i told him to check the attic and our guest room and other rooms where we usually keep the door shut. i also said to check my closet cause she sometimes runs in there when i open the door (i dunno why, she's fascinated by a walk in closet).

then i get a text from him at like 1:30 that says "your closet was the last place i checked and i found callie in it sitting on a mound of pistachios"

(all of my xmas presents, including a giant bag of pistachios, are in my closet)

POOR THING was locked in there for over 12 hours!! but at least she had food

/blog

12/27/2009 6:02:59 PM

today we are all your cat

12/27/2009 6:05:22 PM

My cat has also been trapped in the closet for an extended period of time.

12/27/2009 6:05:32 PM

today we are all lost cats

12/27/2009 6:06:16 PM

aren't you the one who lost a dog a few weeks ago

12/27/2009 6:08:06 PM

YES (well kind of - my brother let her outside on accident and she ran away, but we found herrrr so it was fine)

i guess i should have specified, ONE of my cats. it was the fat one:

12/27/2009 6:14:06 PM

stop losing your animals

12/27/2009 6:14:30 PM

good thing she was found

12/27/2009 6:16:15 PM

i have been unable to find my old roommate's cat for days


but she always ended up still being tucked away somewhere in the apartment--usually in the roommie's boxspring

12/27/2009 6:16:40 PM

a) i didn't lose the dog AND it wasn't mine

b) she wasn't really lost she was IN the house. its just that no one knew where she was! which routinely happens with my cats (they're usually sleeping under something) but they just aren't trapped!

12/27/2009 6:16:43 PM

ok. stop titling threads wrong

[Edited on December 27, 2009 at 6:17 PM. Reason : ]

12/27/2009 6:17:20 PM

all you needed was the lost cat magnet

12/27/2009 6:17:29 PM

glad you found your kitty

i lost my kitty in a strange part of town for half a day and I was freaking wreck

in fact Im going to go hug my kitty a lot when i get home because it was such an experience

12/27/2009 6:18:02 PM

i think the pistachios were the magnet that got her lost in the first place

this cat is a HUGE pig

12/27/2009 6:18:02 PM

my old cat, Chuck, used to eat pistachios with his kitty-hands. never seen anything like it. he'd reach in the jar, get a nut, pull it out and open it his aforementioned kitty-hands.
he could also benchpress like 85lbs. thats good for a cat

12/27/2009 6:19:54 PM

This thread sucks.

"OMG I LOST MY CAT BUT THEN I FOUND IT, GOOD STORY HUH TWW?!"

12/27/2009 6:20:25 PM

Cats are not children.

12/27/2009 6:21:11 PM

when i had the pug i would occassionally "lose" her in my closet or pantry

12/27/2009 6:23:30 PM

How do you lose a pug? Just go to where the food is, or listen for snorting.

[Edited on December 27, 2009 at 6:26 PM. Reason : ]

12/27/2009 6:24:27 PM

she was never missing for very long.... just follow the snorts

12/27/2009 6:25:38 PM

i lost some sweat pants once...i still miss them

12/27/2009 6:26:19 PM

hey, GGmon, fuck your face, k. my cat will probably contribute more to society than your little half nigger kid stuck at his gramamma house playing stolen xbox games

12/27/2009 6:27:36 PM

i unintentionally lock my cat in the closet all the time

and i intentionally lock her in the laundry room (w litter box) when her bitch ass is waking me up and in the half bath downstairs when she wont fucking shut up

otherwise shes awesome and we cuddle non stop and she lets me do all kinds of annoying shit to her that no other cat would tolerate. i tell her im getting back at her for waking me up at 4am for food

12/27/2009 6:29:01 PM

when I was younger the family cat shut itself in the washer and was in there for 2 or 3 days

we had given up all hope before finding it

12/27/2009 6:29:14 PM

Quote :

"hey, GGmon, fuck your face, k. my cat will probably contribute more to society than your little half nigger kid stuck at his gramamma house playing stolen xbox games"

Wut?

12/27/2009 6:32:03 PM

no
sry I win

12/27/2009 6:34:10 PM

^^^ LOL!!!!

Quote :

"and i intentionally lock her in the laundry room (w litter box) when her bitch ass is waking me up and in the half bath downstairs when she wont fucking shut up "

ditto. i will intentionally lock my cats places (usually just out of my room) when they are being irritating.

12/27/2009 6:47:31 PM

way to go for making this thread go from dead to explosion, Walter.

12/27/2009 6:50:22 PM

12/27/2009 7:11:12 PM

Cats have the same IQ as my fouton. So you have cats Fermat? A\

12/27/2009 7:26:09 PM

nahhh

cats are smarter than dogs

and probably you, too.

12/27/2009 7:27:07 PM

some cats are smarter than some dogs, just like some people are idiots and some people are not

12/27/2009 7:28:15 PM

12/27/2009 7:28:24 PM

^^^^ i am always out for that kind of revenge on my kitty. when i see her sleeping in the middle of the day i always make sure to poke her just to say 'hey' so that her sleep is busted as well

12/27/2009 7:33:51 PM

One family cat followed me under the house when I ran new telephone lines after a lightning storm. Found him after we thoguht he ran away and wasn't coming back. He was happy to be out.

12/27/2009 8:58:25 PM

Quote :

" cats are smarter than dogs and probably you, too. "

So your cat has an acct. on the wolf web?

12/27/2009 9:37:11 PM

Mine does. Her username is BubbleBobble.

12/27/2009 10:01:02 PM

I'm thinking you shouldn't have pets. what is this, the 3rd or 4th thread?

12/27/2009 10:10:34 PM

ok all that happened was someone else's dog got lost while in my family's care

then i adopted a dog and it hurt its foot

then my cat got lost INSIDE the house. "lost."

no biggie!!!

12/27/2009 10:22:14 PM

change out animals to children and it sounds like you're pleading your case to CPS

12/28/2009 4:30:17 AM

Eww... Did he make a pee/poo mess while stuck in there?

12/28/2009 4:32:30 AM

i know pistachios are highly toxic to dogs, not really sure about cats. i still wouldn't let them eat them. the pistachios contain aflatoxin a lot of times and can cause serious liver/kidney problems. this was the same thing in the diamond pet food contamination thing a couple years ago.

not a good idea

12/28/2009 8:32:28 AM

quit being a pussy 73.

if the cat dies, its no big deal. clearly she doesnt care for it in the first place locking it in closets and all.

12/28/2009 8:35:29 AM

^^ i didn't MEAN to let her eat them obviously!

so far she is still kickin

12/28/2009 10:55:03 AM

nvm just found her under my bed. she is very scurred

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 11:51 AM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 11:50:00 AM

dont nobody care about your pussy, girl

12/28/2009 11:57:20 AM

ERRYBODY CARE ABOUT IT

12/28/2009 11:59:52 AM

NO THEY DONT

12/28/2009 12:11:43 PM

if you looked like ambrosia, this thread would have been deemed gay and died out by now.

12/28/2009 12:21:30 PM

^ seriously. In before 100 pages of lost cat

12/28/2009 1:32:25 PM