what are your remediesand before you funnyguys suggest less fellatio, well....that's just not an option
12/29/2009 12:01:53 AM
I have one too
12/29/2009 12:02:42 AM
I was going to suggest more fellatio, actually.
12/29/2009 12:02:47 AM
tylenolgargle with salt waterthroat numbing spray / sucrets numbing throat lozenges tylenol pm
12/29/2009 12:02:49 AM
you two hook up for some fellatioing[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : fuck its not even funny now. people post too fast]
12/29/2009 12:02:54 AM
Get your tonsils taken out. Ever since i had them out sore throats don't hurt nearly as much. It so easy just to ignore now.
12/29/2009 12:03:22 AM
gargle warm salt water, seriously, this isnt a cum joke or anything, it works.
12/29/2009 12:03:31 AM
fun answer: MORE FELLATIOforrealz answer: gargle w/ saltwater or OD on the chloraseptic spray like i do[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : shit man, people are too fucking fast]
12/29/2009 12:03:33 AM
use that chloraseptic spray shit however the fuck you spell it[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : saltwater doesn't do a damn thing for me]
12/29/2009 12:04:12 AM
fuck some saltwatershits nasty
12/29/2009 12:04:19 AM
12/29/2009 12:04:45 AM
^^ WELL GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SORE THROAT THENshot of bourbon and honey (mostly honey to coat your throat, works better if you're coughing but helps sore throats too)[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason : .]
12/29/2009 12:04:53 AM
i ate some ice cream earlier, helped a littlericola not doing much either ... i DO have some anbesol i could swallow lol
12/29/2009 12:06:16 AM
i'm telling you man, the chloraseptic will numb it right up
12/29/2009 12:06:49 AM
man up and use saltwater for 30 seconds and feel betteror lay down like a bitch and take the pain
12/29/2009 12:06:51 AM
^^, ^YESthe throat spray OR the lozenges workand you just gargle the water if you do it right you barely taste it. it isn't like you swallow it yo
12/29/2009 12:07:37 AM
but the saltwater doesn't do anything
12/29/2009 12:08:39 AM
how bout i eat some salty french fries
12/29/2009 12:08:49 AM
12/29/2009 12:08:53 AM
today we are all your throat
12/29/2009 12:11:28 AM
salt water might work for him!it flushes your throat at leasti dunno if french fries would flush as much
12/29/2009 12:12:22 AM
nopeit doesn't do shitjust something mothers do for kids to make them shut up. more of a psychological thing. kinda like those cherry throat lozenges that are just candy.
12/29/2009 12:14:14 AM
i drank some lemonade earlier, talk about fueling a fire, g'damnthis wasn't to serve as a remedy, i was just a thirsty dude[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:14 AM. Reason : ]
12/29/2009 12:14:24 AM
i just had to go to the doctor and get antibiotics for my throati suggest the same
12/29/2009 12:18:45 AM
i feel a cold coming on myself so i just saturate my digestive tract with beeralthough i guess you might want to try jack and coke or whatever
12/29/2009 12:20:20 AM
im not gonna go to the doctor, rarely do unless shit lingersthis just started todayi bought some Captain a while back and it has mysteriously drank itself in the cabinet [Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ]
12/29/2009 12:20:37 AM
when i feel the first little twinge of a sore throat, i go gargle peroxide. nips that shit in the bud quite often.
12/29/2009 12:21:10 AM
ok, milk in large plastic coffee mug, heat it in microwave for 2 1/2 minutesadd honey and white onions and drinktasty and good for you
12/29/2009 12:22:25 AM
more psychological bullshit[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : oh shit, for a second i took a lafta post serious. silly me.]
12/29/2009 12:23:12 AM
^r u crazy, honey has real healing power and so do white onions
12/29/2009 12:24:15 AM
hahaha
12/29/2009 12:24:34 AM
WHITE ONIONS?gtfo
12/29/2009 12:24:37 AM
besides what does it matter if its phycological or real, if it works it works
12/29/2009 12:25:01 AM
because it doesn't actually make your throat feel different. it just gives you a false sense of control over your condition.
12/29/2009 12:26:29 AM
thinking about some tea for my sinuseshot chocolate sounds so much more appealingmaybe i'll do warm milk and honey..that's like a compromise, right?[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : oops, i guess this isn't the thread i thought it was]
12/29/2009 12:26:51 AM
i thought dairy products werent good for you if you have a sore throat
12/29/2009 12:27:40 AM
^^you got the right idea, dont forget the white onions[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : .]
12/29/2009 12:27:47 AM
if anything, you'd go with red onions ^^it depends--dairy will up your phlegm levels. if you have a dry, scratchy throat it might relieve a little bit...not that i was suggesting it as a solution to the OP's problem.]
12/29/2009 12:32:46 AM
i feel i have disillusioned readers of the thread regarding the severity of the sore throat, it's hardly epic with respect to pain, but more epic for being annoying
12/29/2009 12:35:30 AM
^^you dont know what you're talking abouti have earned many patches for illness prevention, show some respect
12/29/2009 12:58:23 AM
i guess you didn't get the how-to-read-a-redbox-sign patch
12/29/2009 1:00:29 AM
usually I just swallow constantlyI don't think this helps, thoughkinda makes it worse, actually
12/29/2009 1:01:35 AM