what are your remedies


and before you funnyguys suggest less fellatio, well....that's just not an option

12/29/2009 12:01:53 AM

I have one too

12/29/2009 12:02:42 AM

I was going to suggest more fellatio, actually.

12/29/2009 12:02:47 AM

tylenol

gargle with salt water

throat numbing spray / sucrets numbing throat lozenges

tylenol pm

12/29/2009 12:02:49 AM

you two hook up for some fellatioing

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : fuck its not even funny now. people post too fast]

12/29/2009 12:02:54 AM

Get your tonsils taken out. Ever since i had them out sore throats don't hurt nearly as much. It so easy just to ignore now.

12/29/2009 12:03:22 AM

gargle warm salt water, seriously, this isnt a cum joke or anything, it works.

12/29/2009 12:03:31 AM

fun answer: MORE FELLATIO

forrealz answer: gargle w/ saltwater or OD on the chloraseptic spray like i do

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : shit man, people are too fucking fast]

12/29/2009 12:03:33 AM

use that chloraseptic spray shit however the fuck you spell it

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : saltwater doesn't do a damn thing for me]

12/29/2009 12:04:12 AM

fuck some saltwater

shits nasty

12/29/2009 12:04:19 AM

12/29/2009 12:04:45 AM

^^ WELL GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SORE THROAT THEN

shot of bourbon and honey (mostly honey to coat your throat, works better if you're coughing but helps sore throats too)

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason : .]

12/29/2009 12:04:53 AM

i ate some ice cream earlier, helped a little

ricola not doing much either ... i DO have some anbesol i could swallow lol

12/29/2009 12:06:16 AM

i'm telling you man, the chloraseptic will numb it right up

12/29/2009 12:06:49 AM

man up and use saltwater for 30 seconds and feel better

or lay down like a bitch and take the pain

12/29/2009 12:06:51 AM

^^, ^

YES

the throat spray OR the lozenges work

and you just gargle the water if you do it right you barely taste it. it isn't like you swallow it yo

12/29/2009 12:07:37 AM

but the saltwater doesn't do anything

12/29/2009 12:08:39 AM

how bout i eat some salty french fries

12/29/2009 12:08:49 AM

Quote :

"epic sore throat going on "

12/29/2009 12:08:53 AM

today we are all your throat

12/29/2009 12:11:28 AM

salt water might work for him!

it flushes your throat at least

i dunno if french fries would flush as much

12/29/2009 12:12:22 AM

nope

it doesn't do shit

just something mothers do for kids to make them shut up. more of a psychological thing. kinda like those cherry throat lozenges that are just candy.

12/29/2009 12:14:14 AM

i drank some lemonade earlier, talk about fueling a fire, g'damn

this wasn't to serve as a remedy, i was just a thirsty dude

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:14 AM. Reason : ]

12/29/2009 12:14:24 AM

i just had to go to the doctor and get antibiotics for my throat
i suggest the same

12/29/2009 12:18:45 AM

i feel a cold coming on myself so i just saturate my digestive tract with beer

although i guess you might want to try jack and coke or whatever

12/29/2009 12:20:20 AM

im not gonna go to the doctor, rarely do unless shit lingers

this just started today


i bought some Captain a while back and it has mysteriously drank itself in the cabinet

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ]

12/29/2009 12:20:37 AM

when i feel the first little twinge of a sore throat, i go gargle peroxide. nips that shit in the bud quite often.

12/29/2009 12:21:10 AM

ok, milk in large plastic coffee mug, heat it in microwave for 2 1/2 minutes
add honey and white onions and drink
tasty and good for you

12/29/2009 12:22:25 AM

more psychological bullshit

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : oh shit, for a second i took a lafta post serious. silly me.]

12/29/2009 12:23:12 AM

^r u crazy, honey has real healing power and so do white onions

12/29/2009 12:24:15 AM

hahaha

12/29/2009 12:24:34 AM

WHITE ONIONS?

gtfo

12/29/2009 12:24:37 AM

besides what does it matter if its phycological or real, if it works it works

12/29/2009 12:25:01 AM

because it doesn't actually make your throat feel different. it just gives you a false sense of control over your condition.

12/29/2009 12:26:29 AM

thinking about some tea for my sinuses

hot chocolate sounds so much more appealing

maybe i'll do warm milk and honey..that's like a compromise, right?

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : oops, i guess this isn't the thread i thought it was]

12/29/2009 12:26:51 AM

i thought dairy products werent good for you if you have a sore throat

12/29/2009 12:27:40 AM

^^you got the right idea, dont forget the white onions

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : .]

12/29/2009 12:27:47 AM

if anything, you'd go with red onions

^^it depends--dairy will up your phlegm levels. if you have a dry, scratchy throat it might relieve a little bit...not that i was suggesting it as a solution to the OP's problem.

12/29/2009 12:32:46 AM

i feel i have disillusioned readers of the thread regarding the severity of the sore throat, it's hardly epic with respect to pain, but more epic for being annoying

12/29/2009 12:35:30 AM

^^you dont know what you're talking about
i have earned many patches for illness prevention, show some respect

12/29/2009 12:58:23 AM

i guess you didn't get the how-to-read-a-redbox-sign patch

12/29/2009 1:00:29 AM

usually I just swallow constantly
I don't think this helps, though
kinda makes it worse, actually

12/29/2009 1:01:35 AM