Emo kids will begin shamming themselves. Drawing dicks and phrases like "I love cock" on their own faces.

12/30/2009 11:49:53 AM

yeah, gay is the new black

12/30/2009 11:50:45 AM

the duggars will announce the birth of another child

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 11:51 AM. Reason : dffgdd]

12/30/2009 11:51:15 AM

RIP, Manny Ramirez

12/30/2009 11:51:19 AM

everyone will get gym memberships and stop smoking in January


in february, everything will go back the way it was

12/30/2009 11:52:56 AM

nothing changes on new year's day am i right

12/30/2009 11:54:14 AM

Quote :

"the duggars will announce the birth of another child"

This seems like a safe bet.

Anyone think they'll finally catch bin laden? They only have probably one more decade before the fucker just dies of old age.

12/30/2009 11:56:15 AM

Well, TWW, for your sake I hope it'll be all peaches and cream. But I'm afraid the end time is near. The Cataclysmic Apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind. It will be an era fraught with boundless greed and corruption, where global monetary systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of overcooked rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the oppressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies, which remove all hope and optimism from their once faithful citizens. Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins, unshielded by the ozone layer they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light. Wholesale assassinations serve to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving and wicked to fend for themselves. Blood-thirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations wreak havoc. Pissed off androids, tired of being slaves to a godless and gutless system where the rich get richer and the poor get fucked over and out, unleash worldwide destruction by means of nuclear Holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its tortuous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutated, radiating and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, bent on revenge.

But against who ? There are so few left alive

Starvation reigns supreme, forcing the lucky survivors to eat anything and anyone in their path.
Massive earthquakes crack the planet's crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape to certain death upon lands, boil in their liquid prisons. Disease encircles the Earth. Plagues and viruses, with no known cause or cure, lay waste to whatever draws breath. And human kind, having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, falls victim to merciless attack on the hands of interplanetary alien tribes, who seek to conquer our charred remains.

This is Extinction Level Event, the final World front. And there is only one year left.

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 12:13 PM. Reason : x]

12/30/2009 12:09:30 PM