He used to be my uncle's cat, then he started visiting me a lot and then he became my kitty. thats all i really know.
he's orange, his name is "Zero" and he's got a big white circle on his side

maybe an algorithm based on this info could help me settle on something

12/31/2009 7:15:44 PM

you have two logical choices

a) never
b) every day

12/31/2009 7:16:09 PM

cut him in half and count the rings

12/31/2009 7:16:17 PM

what day was he baptized?

12/31/2009 7:19:39 PM

He is pretty and likes to sleep under the front of the stove and he will get firewood trash all over him

12/31/2009 7:24:55 PM

http://www.random.org/calendar-dates/

12/31/2009 7:26:05 PM

11/17/2004 IT IS

12/31/2009 7:35:21 PM

HBDTWWUSERCAT!

12/31/2009 7:37:45 PM

all he ever wanted was to poop outside

[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 7:44 PM. Reason : 2]

12/31/2009 7:44:06 PM

omg kitty birthday party


I will bring my kitten to your kitten's party

12/31/2009 7:50:03 PM

you people

12/31/2009 7:54:15 PM

i usually tell my cat happy birthday on my birthday since the vet estimate is really close to that


but all he gets is a bow, not really a celebration
he isn't sesame chicken yet...that should be enough, right?

12/31/2009 8:32:31 PM

while were on it what should I get my cat for his wedding?

12/31/2009 8:50:11 PM

cufflinks

12/31/2009 9:50:06 PM

Caturday, you moron.

12/31/2009 9:51:48 PM

[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 2:29 PM. Reason : no autoplay -qfred]

12/31/2009 9:57:26 PM