i want to go to prison for the rest of my life and be sentenced to death for a crime i didnt commit and be failed over and over by the american legal system before being brutally executed and feeling life slip away from what will become my fragile husk of a corpse as i drift back into nothingness where i once slept for millions of years leaving behind my body that will be teh only reminder that i once walked this gay earth as many did before me and many will long after i am gone who will never remember who i am or what i accomplished during my brief visit to planet gay earth because i lived a fleeting and unremarkable life

1/1/2010 11:25:40 PM

tl;dr

1/1/2010 11:26:06 PM

this paragraph is best read in one breath

1/1/2010 11:26:41 PM

k

1/1/2010 11:26:44 PM

holy run on sentence, batman

1/1/2010 11:28:57 PM

1/1/2010 11:29:05 PM

I will sell you a comma, an apostrophe, a semicolon, and two periods for $150,000,000.

1/1/2010 11:30:24 PM

given the content of that post, do you really think someone such as i would be interested in your grammatical tools? suck my dick, kind sir.

1/1/2010 11:31:33 PM

how rude...

1/1/2010 11:32:41 PM

indubitably so

also someone page Arab13 and get that idiot in here so he can make some posts talking shit about me as if anyone gives a fuck what he has to say. this thread is perfect for it.

[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 11:36 PM. Reason : .]

1/1/2010 11:35:59 PM

I just.... I just thought we were 'cool with each other'


e-bro's or something of the sort.



I stand here, as a man, corrected.

1/1/2010 11:40:36 PM

e-bro's, like irl bro's, are allowed to talk shit betwixt each other. at least that was my understanding. i did not realize my comment would resonate so deeply, and for that i will apologize.

1/1/2010 11:43:56 PM

I'm going to eat your first born child

[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 11:45 PM. Reason : with .5 ounces of hot sauce]

1/1/2010 11:44:52 PM

hope you're hungry because your mom is about to give birth to him

[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 11:47 PM. Reason : you're not your]

1/1/2010 11:46:55 PM

you're terrible at this

1/1/2010 11:49:23 PM

no you are

1/1/2010 11:51:33 PM

a good old fashioned lynching is what you need. beaten with a comma and hung from an apostrophe.

1/2/2010 12:09:28 AM

Quote :

"beaten with a comma and hung from an apostrophe."

that's not a sentence. suck satan's greasy cock.

1/2/2010 12:11:26 AM

I'm sure you comprehended that statement, so a sentence wasn't necessary.

1/2/2010 12:15:42 AM

well people are being grammar nazis here so...

1/2/2010 12:17:10 AM

you're being knocked for writing something incoherant, not because you failed to use proper sentence structure. you could have used line breaks and emoticons to make your comments palatable.

1/2/2010 12:23:08 AM

do you think i was going for coherence with that post? jesus dude

1/2/2010 12:25:52 AM

Were you going for the "I want to get ridiculed for posting incoherant jibberish instead of getting my point across" response? If so, you succeeded immensely.

1/2/2010 12:32:26 AM

yo rat soup

i understood your post

1/2/2010 12:32:53 AM

I think it's about the fresh prince

1/2/2010 12:35:17 AM

Quote :

"Were you going for the "I want to get ridiculed for posting incoherant jibberish instead of getting my point across" response? If so, you succeeded immensely."

minus being unnecessarily ridiculed for it, yes that was pretty much what i was going for.

Quote :

"yo rat soup i understood your post"

word. eprops to you.

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 12:38 AM. Reason : eprops]

1/2/2010 12:37:05 AM

prison fucking owns

1/2/2010 1:53:51 AM

*hanged*
not "hung"

1/2/2010 2:56:54 PM

Quote :

"planet gay earth"

My favorite part

1/2/2010 3:02:33 PM

how many people in prison are currently laying in a puddle of their own anal seepage after being savagely raped in both mouth and bottom?

1/2/2010 3:44:52 PM

you could just go ahead and help everyone out by leaving the wolf web and telling everyone you are gonna kill yourself.

tie a neuse around your neck. attach one end to a very strong tree and get and your car and floor it. oh and please do this in a crowded part of town so i can see it on the news or security camera

1/2/2010 3:55:44 PM

k

1/2/2010 4:01:31 PM