Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny...

...Take a couple of drinks and quit discriminatin'!

This has been a Luda Service Announcement.

1/2/2010 2:02:10 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

1/2/2010 2:02:56 PM

please date me

1/2/2010 2:03:57 PM

aww, Tim, I thought you'd never ask

1/2/2010 2:06:23 PM

If I have one more drink, then I'm gonna end up fuckin' you

1/2/2010 2:06:40 PM

I don't think you're too fat or skinny but I think you're too much of a partier. The discriminating continues itt

1/2/2010 2:07:06 PM

1/2/2010 2:07:24 PM

i have a few ideal women in my mind, and if you aren't close to that image of woman you don't get the gonads. unfortunately that leaves some attractive women out of the picture (no hayden paterican'tfuckingspellherlastname since she's a little on the short side and her boobs aren't big enough)

1/2/2010 2:15:49 PM

I honestly think that Ludacris is one of the best rappers around.

Sometimes he breaks out those Wu-Tangesque WTF lines...

1/2/2010 2:17:17 PM

Quote :

"Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny... ...Take a couple of drinks and quit discriminatin'! This has been a Luda Service Announcement."

+1

1/2/2010 2:17:57 PM

It's the abominable ho-man

1/2/2010 2:18:33 PM

Hennessy mixed w/a whole lotta Buddha

Equals you mixed w/a whole lotta Luda

1/2/2010 2:22:31 PM

Mixin' Henney with da Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights, no police sirens,
I'm headed to da club, lookin' fo' a freak,
To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks



I wanna have Luda's black babies.

1/2/2010 2:22:55 PM

Let's face it: Ludacris wrote that song for the "lay people." You know he discriminates. He's a fucking millionaire, it's not like he has to settle for anything less than model hot.

1/2/2010 2:38:47 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 2:39 PM. Reason : (jk)]

1/2/2010 2:39:29 PM

Lucy wants my peen

1/2/2010 2:42:05 PM

^
^^^ if hugh grant will sleep with divine brown, and if tiger woods will sleep with that busted perkins waitress, then I'm sure Luda is capable of sleeping with a somewhat busted woman.

1/2/2010 4:24:06 PM

When I saw the thread title I thought it was a slang spelling of sisters. Then I thought I had dyslexia.

1/2/2010 5:36:27 PM

I discriminate based on looks.

1/2/2010 5:38:02 PM

Quote :

"ahhaha and hahhaha"

1/2/2010 5:39:13 PM

I'm with you on that Lucyinthesky. There's a lot more to beauty than size. Even if were only talking about superficial external beauty, the way a woman moves, just for one example, matters more than her size.

1/2/2010 6:50:26 PM

us short people need lovin' too

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 7:00 PM. Reason : fat people don't==it'll make em get not-fat]

1/2/2010 6:59:34 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

1/2/2010 7:10:29 PM

he ain't heavy, he's my brother

1/2/2010 7:11:02 PM

Quote :

"Hennessy mixed w/a whole lotta Buddha Equals you mixed w/a whole lotta Luda"

3/11/2010 11:21:30 AM

Sorry, fat people get no love.

3/11/2010 11:32:30 AM

3/11/2010 11:34:50 AM

Ladies, my Mercedes
Holds four in the back
two if you fat

3/11/2010 11:54:33 AM

Lucy is now worse then bubblbbobble in the attn whoring avenue. You will never get a man posting shitty threads like this.

3/11/2010 12:18:42 PM

yeah but she has a vagina which gives her a free pass from 90% of the users on here











including me

3/11/2010 1:15:01 PM

^ and she is gorgeous so I would think that gives her the hopper pass

3/11/2010 1:16:57 PM

gorgeous girls who are good at the internet intimidate me

3/11/2010 1:20:19 PM

Quote :

"MOTION OF THE OCEAN"

3/11/2010 1:38:30 PM

luck is too good for me

3/11/2010 1:39:52 PM

Quote :

"GOOD AT INTERNETZ"

3/11/2010 1:41:05 PM

Quote :

"gorgeous girls guys who are good at the internet intimidate me"

I def can feel what you are talking about jeepin4x4

3/11/2010 1:42:47 PM

I was thinking of this thread this morning bc there's a new, cool Luda music vid out ... "My Chick Bad."

http://www.spike.com/video/ludacris-my-chick/3349234

Quote :

"My chick bad, better than yours, My chick do stuff that i cant even put in words, Her swagga don't stop, her body won't quit, So fool pipe down, you ain't talkin' bout shit, My chick bad, tell me if you've seen her, She always bring the racket like Venus & Serena, All white top, all white belt and all white jeans, Body looking like milk, No time for games, she's full grown, My chick bad, tell your chick to go home! "

3/11/2010 1:47:05 PM

<3 Luda

<3 Lucy

3/11/2010 1:54:29 PM

b00-gonias

3/11/2010 1:56:07 PM

OH YOU GOT FAT KNEES

I SAW IT IN YOUR PIC

3/11/2010 2:00:48 PM

i really hate short people though

3/11/2010 2:00:51 PM

3/11/2010 2:01:12 PM

3/11/2010 2:03:12 PM

3/11/2010 2:04:16 PM

Quote :

"and she is gorgeou"

NO - and you people should stop acting as enablers.

3/11/2010 2:06:44 PM

anonymous troll say a stupid thing

3/11/2010 2:08:48 PM

i love lucyinthesky. i think she's a good role model for girls. she is healthy and has good self esteem about herself. more girls should be like her.

3/11/2010 2:10:52 PM

I agree that more women should not be fat.

3/11/2010 2:11:35 PM

this actually happened last night.

i had a dream...dont remember much of it but someone handed me an arrowhead and said iheartkisses lol

3/11/2010 2:12:16 PM

kiss my fat ass

3/11/2010 2:12:28 PM