teach your dog how to pee indoors!

1/3/2010 10:47:07 AM

ok, now piss on it

PISS ON IT

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1/3/2010 11:20:24 AM

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"teach your dog how to pee indoors!"

Well,

I think people tend to teach there dog to pee on newspaper inside when they are really young. This teaches them that there is a designated place to pee. Then, a little later, make them pee outside to try to get them house broken.

This would serve the same function of the newspaper. Both which simulate the feel of grass.

ntlb

1/3/2010 11:25:32 AM

the commercial was showing full-grown dogs

(well, full-grown small dogs but still)

1/3/2010 12:03:09 PM

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"Moon hole might be suitable for colony January 1, 2010 1:03 p.m. EST Scientists report finding a lunar hole that might make a good candidate for a moon colony. * Scientists find deep hole on moon that could be suitable for colony * Discovery of "lava tube" is published in journal of American Geophysical Union * Lava tubes have been found before, but this one is protected by "lava sheet" * Report says that shield protects hole from meteorites and harsh temperatures (CNN) -- Building a home near a moon crater or a lunar sea may sound nice, but moon colonists might have a much better chance of survival if they just lived in a hole. That's the message sent by an international team of scientists who say they've discovered a protected lunar "lava tube" -- a deep, giant hole -- that might be well suited for a moon colony or a lunar base. The vertical hole, in the volcanic Marius Hills region on the moon's near side, is 213 feet wide and is estimated to be more than 260 feet deep, according to findings published in Geophysical Research Letters, a journal of the American Geophysical Union. More important, the scientists say, the hole is protected from the moon's harsh temperatures and meteorite strikes by a thin sheet of lava. That makes the tube a good candidate for further exploration or possible inhabitation, the article says. "Lunar lava tubes are a potentially important location for a future lunar base, whether for local exploration and development, or as an outpost to serve exploration beyond the Moon," writes the team, led by Junichi Haruyama, a senior researcher with the Japanese space agency JAXA. "Any intact lava tube could serve as a shelter from the severe environment of the lunar surface, with its meteorite impacts, high-energy UV radiation and energetic particles, and extreme diurnal temperature variations." Lava tubes have previously been discovered on the moon, but the scientists say the new hole is notable because of its lava shield and because it does not appear to be prone to collapse. Lave tubes exist on Earth and also have been found on Mars. The cylinder-shaped caverns can be carved out by lava flows, volcanic eruptions, seismic activity or ground collapse resulting from meteoroid strikes. The scientists used high-resolution images from a Japanese moon orbiter called SELENE to discover this lunar lava tube. The findings were published November 12, but they grabbed the attention of the public this week. NASA is reportedly working on plans to return to the moon by 2020 and to set up a temporary lunar colony by 2025 as part of the Constellation Program. Funding for the program, however, remains somewhat in question. The American space agency could not be reached for comment."

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/space/01/01/moon.lava.hole/index.html

1/3/2010 12:06:48 PM

THREAD HIJACKED

1/3/2010 12:08:26 PM

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"a lunar hole that might make a good candidate for a moon colon"

1/3/2010 12:09:36 PM

1/3/2010 12:10:01 PM

i'd put my colonists in the hole on the dark side of the moon

get it?

1/3/2010 12:10:48 PM

he hijacked his own thread. Now that is fairly boss hoss.

[Edited on January 3, 2010 at 12:11 PM. Reason : wait...Marko did it. Boss Hoss]

1/3/2010 12:10:51 PM

^^where the sun doesn't shine

1/3/2010 12:11:49 PM

every now and then, qntmfred takes a space adventure to Uranus

1/3/2010 12:14:57 PM

LUNAR PROBE

1/3/2010 12:16:52 PM

1/3/2010 12:18:40 PM

In Japan, the majority of dogs poop and pee indoors due to the lack of parks and grass.

1/3/2010 6:00:50 PM

Seems like a fine alternative if you live in an apartment and have a small or medium size dog.

1/3/2010 6:39:45 PM

fuck that noise weirdos

1/3/2010 6:41:03 PM

I would think either training them to use a litter box or toilet would stink less.

1/3/2010 6:41:42 PM

fecal japan

1/3/2010 6:45:34 PM

And it would seem like dogs would readily be able to use Japanese toilets with some training.

1/3/2010 6:46:48 PM