Lets see if this thread works out better then the other one.

1/6/2010 12:34:15 PM

why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

Because she was a woman.

1/6/2010 12:35:43 PM

you can't make anti-women threads. that's sexist.

1/6/2010 12:40:55 PM

why dont women wear watches?

cause theres a fucking clock on the stove

1/6/2010 12:42:19 PM

unrelated, I'm sure: message_topic.aspx?topic=584529

1/6/2010 12:42:41 PM

1/6/2010 12:44:45 PM

Why do women need a license?

I don't know, there's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom...

1/6/2010 12:45:48 PM

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing that you haven't already told her twice before.

1/6/2010 12:47:53 PM

Why are my parents divorced?

Because dad used to drink a lot and was never around.


LOL!

1/6/2010 12:49:34 PM

Quote :

"""What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife"" - a knife she got from the kitchen"

Quote :

" Why did God make woman last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do. "

Quote :

"Why do women get married in white? So they match the kitchen appliances!"

Quote :

"What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side."

Quote :

"Why don't women need drivers licenses? There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen."

Quote :

"How many men does it take to open a beer? -None, it should be opened when she brings it to you."

Quote :

"Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet"

Quote :

"Why do women live longer than men? Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking."

Quote :

"A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it? The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."

Quote :

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they never change anything!"

Quote :

"What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand. "

1/6/2010 12:50:07 PM

How do you make a woman smarter?


Put your dick inside of her.

1/6/2010 12:52:00 PM

What do you call a black chick who has sex with white dudes?

1/6/2010 12:53:32 PM

Quote :

""What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand. ""

L

Oh

L

1/6/2010 12:58:53 PM

Down with misogyny!

1/6/2010 1:55:19 PM

God: "Adam, next I will create you a helpmate. She will be perfect in every way that you can imagine."
Adam: "What will it cost me?"
God: "An arm and a leg."
Adam: "What can I get for a rib?"

1/6/2010 2:21:37 PM

ahahah^ that ones pretty good

1/6/2010 2:26:04 PM

what do you call a woman, a kitchen, knife, and toaster?

collect all four

1/6/2010 2:27:35 PM

Quote :

"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told."

1/6/2010 2:35:01 PM