this is the text I received in response:

Quote :

"K its gn have 2 b2mar cse i got fired and dai cut my checc cse child surport but idc i got u 2mar cse me nt given peps dai mny aint me"

epic.

1/7/2010 2:55:27 PM

yea.... i don't know what most of that says

1/7/2010 2:56:05 PM

wat?

1/7/2010 2:56:13 PM

its ok to smoke with black people, because they're funny. Not this though

1/7/2010 2:57:09 PM

never lend people money

or pay for their shit

that is the lesson I have learned

even if they're good friends

1/7/2010 2:57:32 PM

mother fucker got housed b/c he got fired and owes child support

cant blame him

1/7/2010 2:57:49 PM

I'm guessing he was Nigerian, as evidenced by the horrible English in his reply to you.

1/7/2010 2:58:10 PM

i keep hitting this guy up who owes me money and he keep giving me excuses

hes like 6'7 and generally a nice guy but has demons .... bad demons

1/7/2010 2:58:37 PM

Is the guy a tween?

1/7/2010 2:59:59 PM

for those who fumble for an attempt at translation:

Quote :

"Excellent, good sir. However, due to my recent job loss and the good State garnishing my wages in an endeavor to recover subsidies for my illegitimate children, I will have to return your monies on the morrow. I will do this because it is contrary to my good nature to default on a personal advance."

haha some truth in this thread. he's a good dude though and I feel bad for him, but I got my wallet stolen and I need to start calling in all my debts owed



[Edited on January 7, 2010 at 3:03 PM. Reason : he's 23]

1/7/2010 3:00:07 PM

thxb2u

1/7/2010 3:00:48 PM

hahaha

1/7/2010 3:00:49 PM

Quote :

"never lend people money or pay for their shit that is the lesson I have learned sometimes even if they're good friends"

I agree.

1/7/2010 3:01:27 PM

never say never


sometimes good people need help


but i'm a philanthropist like that

1/7/2010 7:28:14 PM

It's not "never lend money".
It's "Call it a loan, consider a gift, and be pleasantly surprised if they pay."

1/7/2010 7:31:00 PM

Sucks to be poor and stupid huh?

1/7/2010 7:31:51 PM

i imagine it would

1/7/2010 7:38:33 PM

You lent that guy money?

1/7/2010 7:40:04 PM

ohhhhhhhh I finally deciphered it!

1/7/2010 7:40:23 PM

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
It's the ten crack commandments. What

Number 6:
That goddamn credit, dead it.
You think a crackhead payin' you back? Shit, forget it.

1/7/2010 7:41:13 PM

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

1/7/2010 7:41:16 PM

he's good for it, like i said he's a good guy and under normal circumstances i honestly wouldn't care if he ever paid me back, it's not a lot of money and he needs it more than i do (in general)

but my wallet got stolen on NYE and i can't get at the money in the bank, so i'm trying to round up all the cash i have floating about so i can get by till my new cards/IDs come in the mail

1/7/2010 7:45:10 PM

I let a boyfriend at the time use my credit card, charged up to $1000 on it and still owes me like $400 but I still have his mini fridge and he gave me a wii for my bday one year so I just pretend in my head that we are even. Loaned this guy at work $50 and he paid me back the next day and cheesecake for interest. I'm too nice sometimes, but I have to believe people have good intentions, especially my friends.

1/7/2010 8:08:20 PM

now i'll translate paerabol's erudite witticism to laymen's terms:

money is tight but i'll pay you

1/7/2010 8:14:06 PM

Quote :

"And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry."

Is this about meat?

1/7/2010 8:14:08 PM

What were you thinking loaning money to someone who seems to have so little intelligence?

1/7/2010 8:33:37 PM