A Duke student, an NCSU student, and a Carolina student are walking along the beach and come across a lantern. One of the students picks it up, and a Genie pops out. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Blue Devil says, "I am studying to be a doctor. My father was a doctor, and my son will also be a doctor. I want a nice doctor's office so I can treat all the people in the area. With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', the doctor's building appeared with all the latest medical technology.
The Carolina student was amazed, and so he said, "Our town is a wonderful town, the best town in the world. I want a wall around Chapel Hill so that no one else can come into our precious city." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', there was a huge wall around Chapel Hill.
The NCSU student asks the Genie: "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, and nothing can get in or out. Now, what is your wish?" The NCSU student says, "DESTROY NCSU"

1/7/2010 11:03:41 PM

what

1/7/2010 11:05:09 PM

the doctor's office is on the beach?

that's not terribly convenient

1/7/2010 11:05:25 PM

do what

1/7/2010 11:05:42 PM

I think this a thin reference to some nc state shit, but this guys brain is so fucking whacked out that it could be anything, really.

1/7/2010 11:06:28 PM

what

1/7/2010 11:06:43 PM

i thought he would say "FILL IT WITH WATER"

1/7/2010 11:08:05 PM

Quote :

"The NCSU student says, "Put it in my Butt""

1/7/2010 11:10:03 PM

im with the old guy.

srsly this joke is actually about anything. not anything in particular, but anything PRECISELY

[Edited on January 7, 2010 at 11:14 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/7/2010 11:11:22 PM

duke student, unc student, ncsu student walk into a public bathroom and all three take a piss

duke student goes to the sink and scrubs from his fingertips to his elbows. walks out and says "i went to duke, they taught us to be clean."

unc student goes to the sink and washes just his fingertips. walks out and says "i went to unc, they taught us to conserve water."

ncsu student walks straight out and says "i went to ncsu, they taught us not to piss on our hands."

1/7/2010 11:13:17 PM

The NCSU student should have said "The UNC student already took my wish"

1/7/2010 11:16:10 PM

Id fill it with water too

1/7/2010 11:16:58 PM

Quote :

"i went to ncsu, they taught us not to piss on our hands"

you stole this joke

1/7/2010 11:18:16 PM

when they were starting to talk about building the zoo in asheboro, i think it was john kerr who said they should save some money and just build a fence around chapel hill

[Edited on January 7, 2010 at 11:19 PM. Reason : ^no shit, everyone's heard that shit]

1/7/2010 11:18:49 PM

THEY DISCOVERED AN UNKNOWN WHITE POWDERY SUBSTANCE AT THE END OF THE FIELD

1/7/2010 11:19:19 PM

fermat is the best poster ever

1/7/2010 11:20:13 PM

RULE HIM DOWN BY CONTACT AT THE 1 YARD LINE

1/7/2010 11:44:16 PM