those of you who are not are seriously missing out.

in related news, i'm glad that all my soccer stuff from high school fits me again now.

1/8/2010 10:16:29 PM

Do they have to be actual soccer shorts, or just soccer-style shorts?

I never actually played soccer.

1/8/2010 10:21:15 PM

i suppose that is acceptable

as long as they are short enough as to not restrict movement of your legs at all

1/8/2010 10:22:15 PM

I don't think they MAKE shorts for girls that are long enough to restrict leg movement...

1/8/2010 10:24:22 PM

good point

1/8/2010 10:25:40 PM

i will take this opportunity to point out the only downside to wearing such a garment since i was just reminded of it

it is physically impossible to hide the fact you have a boner

1/8/2010 10:27:29 PM

this thread is useless without pics

1/8/2010 10:28:33 PM

let's be real here for a second...

inadvertent dong showings are a very real concern for some of us if we were to wear soccer shorts.

1/8/2010 10:29:17 PM

i'm not taking pics unless someone comes to cuddle with me.

and yes, EMCE, that is the condition to which i refer

1/8/2010 10:34:13 PM

I could try to convince omgyouresexy to cuddle with you.

1/8/2010 10:37:33 PM

ATTN: Girls in soffe shorts!


http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=soffe+shorts&gbv=2&aq=0s&oq=soffee&aqi=g-s2g-sx3

1/8/2010 10:37:35 PM

PM sent

and I get to be the big spoon
if anyone is getting their taint shredded in this ordeal, it's going to be you ಠ_ಠ

1/8/2010 10:37:50 PM

i often wear soccer shorts. and soffe shorts. especially when sitting on my parents' couch alone on a friday night while tww-ing it up!! holla

1/8/2010 10:38:32 PM

for you, EMCE, i totally don't mind being little spoon.

and MrsCake, that would be totally awesome, haha

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 10:39 PM. Reason : NO SOFFES... GET THAT HOMO SHIT OUT OF HERE OK]

1/8/2010 10:38:38 PM

you can't use my real name dude!
this is the internet

1/8/2010 10:39:17 PM

^^Would you be that excited if I offered to cuddle?

1/8/2010 10:46:23 PM

Quote :

"I don't think they MAKE shorts for girls that are long enough to restrict leg movement..."

they exist and I have 2 pairs

I call them my lesbian shorts

1/8/2010 10:46:41 PM

^^i am an equal opportunity cuddler i think you two are both completely awesome

^well, i mean, you are a lesbian after all...

1/8/2010 10:46:51 PM

cuddling is awesome

1/8/2010 10:53:28 PM

cuddling is probably my most favorite activity in the world.

1/8/2010 10:54:53 PM

no, evan, you don't sound like a coug-hater at all...

1/8/2010 10:55:57 PM

I'm a big fan of that one particular type of running shorts that girls are wearing this year. Don't know who makes them, but they've got a little mesh portion on the side and they're barely booty-covering length.

1/8/2010 10:56:38 PM

i'm not really a fan of coug

1/8/2010 10:56:44 PM

soffes aren't homo, they make your butt look big

1/8/2010 10:57:09 PM

BUT THEY ARE NOT SOCCER SHORTS

1/8/2010 10:57:46 PM

Maybe you just have a big ass.

1/8/2010 10:58:09 PM

^truth

1/8/2010 10:58:18 PM

Quote :

"let's be real here for a second... inadvertent dong showings are a very real concern for some of us if we were to wear soccer shorts."

1/8/2010 11:09:56 PM

Wearing Umbros gives me the most raging boners.

1/9/2010 8:37:51 AM