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sawahash
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With the start of the new semester we are all anxious with who will be in our classes, how our instructors are going to be, and who we will meet.

When getting the feel of who will be in our classes you always seem to have that guy/girl in your class that is the same way. It's never the same person, but if it is may God help you, but they all do the same thing that just bugs the crap out of you.

This thread is devoted to those people, may we list them here and take our rage out here so that we won't feel the urge to slam them through the wall everytime they participate in their act of annoyance.

1) The person who likes to ask questions/ give comments all the time, but they aren't just short and to the point. They like to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.....

1/11/2010 4:18:21 PM

mcfluffle
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2) That person who doesn't pay attention and has the directions repeated 5 times for every activity.

1/11/2010 4:19:43 PM

saps852
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the guy/girl who always feels the need to challenge or question the teacher

1/11/2010 4:20:01 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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"With the start of the new semester we are all anxious with who will be in our classes"


speak for yourself. it's always just a bunch of dudes in mine.

1/11/2010 4:20:23 PM

Slave Famous
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The Shorts Asshole

Wears shorts everyday, even when its 25 out

1/11/2010 4:20:31 PM

poopface
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the ugly/fat/stinky person that decided to sit beside me

1/11/2010 4:20:36 PM

H8R
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that person who can't let well enough alone, at the end of class, when you're about to be let go early and they can clearly stay after or attend office hours

yeah, that guy

1/11/2010 4:20:50 PM

sawahash
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I hate the person who always stays after class to have a conversation with the teacher when you just wanna ask them a short question before you leave, but you're stuck standing there looking like an idiot while the other person is talking about their other classes are going

1/11/2010 4:22:24 PM

H8R
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motherfucker who comes in late

every goddamned day

1/11/2010 4:23:30 PM

wdprice3
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fuck you. I was expecting pictures.

1/11/2010 4:23:47 PM

Samwise16
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the person who asks stupid shit like "Wait... We're talking about photosynthesis right?" when you're talking about chloroplasts and all that shit in your class

1/11/2010 4:26:24 PM

sawahash
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The person who is sitting next to you that doesn't pay attention and you're stuck listening to them ask you what was just said or what page to turn to or what was the homework.

The person who likes to start up debates all the time, or when you say something that could possibly be seen as a certain point of view they like to get all holier than thou on you in class (but this is also a tww problem)

1/11/2010 4:27:16 PM

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that hot bitch

1/11/2010 4:27:40 PM

sparky
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the person who always sits in the front of the class and asks a million dumb questions.

1/11/2010 4:27:59 PM

Slave Famous
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that fat bitch

1/11/2010 4:28:05 PM

BigEgo
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the one with the BO

1/11/2010 4:29:02 PM

Jeepin4x4
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the girl who sits in front of you wearing a short shirt so you can visibly see her whale tail thong

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 4:30 PM. Reason : wait, i like this person]

1/11/2010 4:29:47 PM

Slave Famous
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the group of foreigners, be it mexicans, indians, chinamen, etc, that all sit together and mike inside jokes and emit a collective funk

1/11/2010 4:30:04 PM

BobbyDigital
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"The Shorts Asshole

Wears shorts everyday, even when its 25 out"



hahaha, there are two people that work on my floor that are like this. I don't get it.

1/11/2010 4:30:17 PM

saps852
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the chick giving out handjobs in the back of class

oh wait, nah i like her

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 4:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/11/2010 4:30:27 PM

sawahash
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The one that sits next to you smelling like they just left a bar (even though that isn't a valid simile anymore) covered in cigarette smells.

1/11/2010 4:30:36 PM

vinylbandit
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The person who comments all the time, but only ever paraphrases what the instructor just said.

1/11/2010 4:32:33 PM

sawahash
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Oh yeah, the person who eats crunchy food in class and all you hear is nom nom nom nom nom nom


Basically I just want everyone in class to sit perfectly silent unless I'm in the mood for someone else to ask a question. If not just leave me to ask all the questions and make all the comments needed, and they can also laugh at the funny comments I make, even if they aren't funny.

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 4:34 PM. Reason : ]

1/11/2010 4:33:18 PM

pdrankin
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chinamen isn't the preferred nomenclature

1/11/2010 4:33:37 PM

Slave Famous
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Asian-American, please.

1/11/2010 4:34:39 PM

H8R
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that quiet fuck who lives in the library that busts the fucking curve on every fucking test

1/11/2010 4:34:44 PM

sawahash
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^me too!

1/11/2010 4:35:09 PM

AxlBonBach
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That guy that coughs. And coughs. And coughs. Every day. All semester.

1/11/2010 4:35:29 PM

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"that quiet fuck who lives in the library that busts the fucking curve on every fucking test"



you still love me ray ray

1/11/2010 4:36:15 PM

H8R
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1/11/2010 4:36:40 PM

khcadwal
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this is sort of relevant

i hate when you are in a meeting and people keep asking a million stupid questions dragging out the meeting. especially when it is around lunch or dinner time and no food has been provided and we are HONGRY and want to leave.

that happens in class too i suppose, it runs over bc stupid people ask really specific questions that NO ONE else cares about. office hours people. office hours.

1/11/2010 4:37:04 PM

sawahash
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Also the person that busts the curve and brags that they didn't have to study much at all for it.

Or the one that is always freaking out about their grade even though we all know they are going to make us feel like idiots.

1/11/2010 4:37:23 PM

Slave Famous
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I don't mind someone having a snack in class


But I hate that guy who brings in a whole fucking meal, with utensils and sides and everything


Like he's at a goddamn dinner theater

1/11/2010 4:37:30 PM

GrumpyGOP
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OH MY GOD, it's not enough that you've kicked smokers out of bars, now you have to complain about them when they're not even smoking? Fuck you.

Anyway, from a thread earlier this year, ANCIENT LAWS OF COLLEGE CLASSES:

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"1) When the professor says, "Unless anybody has any questions or comments, you guys can go," you shut your fucking mouth. This is especially true if it's 8:30 at night and you're two and a half hours into a three hour class.
Whatever comment you have is not important. Whatever question you have is probably self-explanatory or can be posed one-on-one.
There is no exception for students who are on fire. They can stop, drop, and roll their own damn selves.

2) After the first 2-3 classes, seats become "assigned". You can't just move around Willy Nilly. If you take my seat perfectly situated between the back door and pretty blonde with the lip ring, I'm gonna tell you to fucking move.

3) If you are a dude and enter a class and only 5 people are there so far, do not sit directly beside another dude. Especially if you are Indian, because you stink, and there were plenty of other seats to sit in. I didn't even know you, go on somewhere.

4) When a vote is taken always vote for the side which will result in the least/easiest work

"

1/11/2010 4:38:05 PM

sawahash
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Whatever, I'm a smoker too, I just hate having to sit in class next to someone that smells like they bathe in cigarette smoke.

1/11/2010 4:38:38 PM

H8R
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that fuck who thinks every test is a fucking race

finished in like 20 minutes

1/11/2010 4:39:37 PM

arghx
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"the guy/girl who always feels the need to challenge or question the teacher"


yeah that was me

1/11/2010 4:39:59 PM

TallyHo
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lil miss texty

who takes a break every ten minutes to look confused or pretend to pay attention

1/11/2010 4:40:10 PM

Slave Famous
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^^^ especially when you're trying to cheat off a motherfucker

1/11/2010 4:40:32 PM

sawahash
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I hate being the first one done with a test, it makes me feel like I screwed up or I didn't read something the right way and that is why everyone else is taking longer than me. If I'm the first one done I'll sit there and wait until someone else finishes and then I'll turn my in...unless I'm just ready to get out of that fucking class.

1/11/2010 4:40:46 PM

BigHitSunday
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the football player.

nuff said

1/11/2010 4:41:14 PM

GrumpyGOP
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As to the test race guy: That's me. If I feel confident about the material I want to get through it as fast as possible, as a personal challenge and so I can leave.

People who take a bathroom break in EVERY SINGLE CLASS. Nobody has to pee that much.

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 4:42 PM. Reason : ]

1/11/2010 4:41:55 PM

H8R
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people who refuse to dress out for a PE class

1/11/2010 4:42:44 PM

sawahash
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^^I do...I have the bladder of a 5 year old.

I have found that around the same time every day I always have to pee and I can't ever hold it because I'm like a kid and when I gotta go I gotta go

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : ]

1/11/2010 4:43:36 PM

AxlBonBach
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"People who take a bathroom break in EVERY SINGLE CLASS. Nobody has to pee that much."


LOL that was me in law school. I was just so mind-numbingly bored by it that getting up and walking around for a minute helped me get my head back in the game. I rarely even took a piss. Just got out of there and walked around.

1/11/2010 4:47:52 PM

thegoodoctor
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In the auditorium-like classes:

The ones that sit on the very end of the row then act pissed when you have to move past them to get a seat.

1/11/2010 5:15:31 PM

merbig
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"The Shorts Asshole

Wears shorts everyday, even when its 25 out"


That's me.

Man up and get some stones.

1/11/2010 5:17:11 PM

BigHitSunday
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^^probably because your ass is 400 pounds and needs a twinkie intervention


not to mention you drip sweat onto his notes just from the effort of having to turn sideways to scoot past his knees

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 5:17 PM. Reason : f]

1/11/2010 5:17:16 PM

Rat Soup
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"motherfucker who comes in late

every goddamned day"


this was me in a few classes because i gave no fucks

1/11/2010 5:20:51 PM

thegoodoctor
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^^Why don't you tell me how you really feel about it?


Even if my ass was 400 lbs, they could still sit in the middle those assholes.

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 5:23 PM. Reason : carrot]

1/11/2010 5:20:55 PM

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