National Awkward Touch Day

A day to celebrate those unwanted hugs, unnecessarily long hand shakes and all around uncomfortable moments when people don't understand what "personal space" means.


This will be a fun day.

[Edited on January 12, 2010 at 4:52 PM. Reason : ]

1/12/2010 4:50:39 PM

i will be having sex that night

1/12/2010 4:51:23 PM

that's my birthday. if anyone awkwardly touches me i will break their faces with the jager bottles i shall be carrying around with me

1/12/2010 4:53:31 PM

i will be having sex that night

1/12/2010 4:54:23 PM

I wonder if this could be used as defense in court...

1/12/2010 4:55:12 PM

^^, ^^^^ It better be awkward sex.

1/12/2010 4:55:54 PM

^is there any other kind?

1/12/2010 4:56:22 PM

1/12/2010 4:56:44 PM

Good point. Carry on.

1/12/2010 4:57:15 PM

It's really fun to play awkward tag.

You go up to someone stroke them on the face very tenderly, look them in the eye, and with a very soft voice say "tag, you're it"

1/12/2010 4:57:15 PM

i would slap the shit out of anyone that did that to me

1/12/2010 4:59:33 PM

1/12/2010 5:00:49 PM

1/12/2010 5:01:06 PM

yeah that's pretty gay

1/12/2010 5:01:10 PM

damn i just got a fantastic mental image

1/12/2010 5:01:11 PM

I do think that things like this are more fun when you're surrounded by a lot of people that you really like.

1/12/2010 5:01:56 PM

1/12/2010 5:02:29 PM

1/12/2010 5:03:06 PM

1/12/2010 5:04:43 PM

uncomfortable.

1/12/2010 5:08:00 PM

that is my birthday as well

how old will you be ddk? i'll be 22.

1/12/2010 5:10:26 PM

also when ncsu fitness classes start again

1/12/2010 5:28:32 PM

i'll be 22 too!

1/12/2010 5:47:06 PM

my daughter turns 2

1/12/2010 5:49:22 PM