There's a digital scale in the bathroom at work. Here are the results:

Before I took a dump: 147.6lbs
After I took a dump: 147.3lbs

1/12/2010 8:55:39 PM

cool story

1/12/2010 8:56:03 PM

shoulda flushed the other 147.3lbs of shit too

1/12/2010 8:58:07 PM

That's a little weak but it isn't like you're a fatty, so I understand.

1/12/2010 8:58:56 PM

I had a tummy ache. It wasn't a lot of poo, but I thought I might have enough to notice a difference.

^^I don't think you'd fit down the drain, and besides, you aren't here at work with me afaik. It'd be easier to just put you in a steel drum and burn you anyways.

1/12/2010 9:01:00 PM

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"shoulda flushed the other 147.3lbs of shit too"

oh SNAP!!

1/12/2010 9:04:23 PM

1/12/2010 9:10:47 PM

i havent taken a solid shit in 6 weeks

1/12/2010 9:21:43 PM

Did you mean to post that in the confession thread there buddy?

[Edited on January 12, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : .]

1/12/2010 9:29:06 PM