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BridgetSPK
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I'm sure this thread's been done, but the matter is too urgent to search.

During or after peeing, is it normal to get some urine on the floor or on the front of the commode's facade?

I've observed that some men get it all over the place while others get it all in the bowl. Is this a matter of care and attention? Training? Do some men clean up after themselves?


Cosmo never covered this banality!

1/14/2010 11:16:41 PM

BubbleBobble
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I always get a little bit on the seat and I always clean it up

some faggots don't

and they should be hanged

1/14/2010 11:17:15 PM

ApostleNC
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I always heard that if your bat isn't long enough, then you should stand closer to home plate.

1/14/2010 11:17:45 PM

BettrOffDead
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depends on the the bar/restaurant/whatevs

i definitely peed all over the walls of a certain hillsborough st bar

1/14/2010 11:17:50 PM

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The longer the barrell, the better the aim.

Sometimes I excessively drip and there isn't much you can do about that.

1/14/2010 11:20:30 PM

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Quote :
"Is this a matter of care and attention?"


yes, mostly

Quote :
"Do some men clean up after themselves?"


yes, if I for some reason piss somewhere outside of the toilet, I will generally clean it up (with BettrOffDead's post in consideration)

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 11:22 PM. Reason : .]

1/14/2010 11:21:28 PM

slingblade
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Lift the seat.

1/14/2010 11:21:35 PM

wwwebsurfer
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If there is any splatter it was during finishing up shaking. It's then wiped up cause I'm not a prick.

Something about dad+3 brothers growing up, I got trained REAL QUICK to at least cover your mistakes or moms wrath would be upon us all.

1/14/2010 11:21:46 PM

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why is this an urgent matter?!


[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 11:23 PM. Reason : /]

1/14/2010 11:22:04 PM

BridgetSPK
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That part was a joke.

1/14/2010 11:23:16 PM

Senez
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I look at my bathroom at work and I wonder how nasty some of those fuckers must be to leave the place in that condition.

1/14/2010 11:23:23 PM

ScubaSteve
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i hear that womens bathrooms are dirtier than mens bathrooms.

1/14/2010 11:24:44 PM

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All I know is that anytime I go to Hickory my brothers make it painfully clear they don't know how to aim.

1/14/2010 11:29:11 PM

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As long as intoxication is not involved and its not the first piss of the day, there is no excuse for bad aim whatsoever.

1/14/2010 11:44:06 PM

merbig
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I honestly don't get it. You've been pissing with the same wang for 20 years. Sure, it's grown over that time, but people should know how to handle it by now.

If you've been shooting the same gun 3-6 times a day for 20 years, surely, your aim should be perfect with it, especially if you're 1-2 feet away from a target with a radius of 4-5 inches...

1/15/2010 12:21:16 AM

toemoss
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Sometimes it's not about aim...

If your dick is in firehose mode, there's gonna be some splashing

1/15/2010 12:51:59 AM

BIGcementpon
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I always hit the bowl, as should be expected. Sometimes there's some back splash from the stream hitting the water, but that gets wiped up. There's the occasional drippage, and that's also wiped up. I don't understand the mess in the floor at bars. I can be trashed and still piss straight.

1/15/2010 12:57:04 AM

mildew
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I would say it is a matter of attention... I never miss or splash.. gross people

1/15/2010 12:59:45 AM

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Probably one of these two:

1. Person is drunk/lazy fuck. If they were drunk you probably would have written it off as such; so let's assume only "lazy fuck" might apply to your situation.
2. Person has Prince Albert. They drip. As you can probably guess, the drip usually hits the seat, front of toilet, and floor. I've noticed that a lot of these people have grown accustomed to wiping the seat, but they still leave a mess on your floor.

1/15/2010 1:07:58 AM

fjjackso
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post-sex volcano eruption urination ftl

1/15/2010 1:13:12 AM

swoakley
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Being intoxicated now, I will freely admit that I have intentionally pissed on floor/toilet/wall of a place before.

Shitty service=fuck you, clean this shit up.

1/15/2010 1:18:25 AM

ben94gt
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the post sex pisses are the worst. It sprays everywhere.

1/15/2010 1:21:00 AM

BubbleBobble
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but pissing on the floor from bad service?

'the fuck is your problem dude

are you a god damn primate

1/15/2010 1:21:21 AM

th3oretecht
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I have not cared about aim before at a couple bars, but only because the entire bathroom was covered in piss already. ^^^is just fucked up.

1/15/2010 1:24:14 AM

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I generally get it all in the bowl. If I miss at all I clean it up, unless the toilet/floor has already been peed all over. I'm not cleaning other peoples pee.

1/15/2010 2:38:38 AM

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fuck it, its a public restroom

1/15/2010 3:28:46 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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Sounds like you need

1/15/2010 6:23:19 AM

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Sometimes the pee hole is like stuck together, and you go to pee, aim, and it comes out at some crazy angle that you can't adjust for. That's usually when I piss on the seat. It will soon open all the way up but that first release is bad news sometimes.

1/15/2010 8:36:58 AM

zxappeal
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Yeah, my piss hole is often stuck together, and I gotta pry it open so's I don't piss all over the place.

1/15/2010 8:40:20 AM

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It's also not uncommon for me to be pissing so hard that toilet water splashes back up on the seat.




I always clean up after myself though.

1/15/2010 8:42:51 AM

djeternal
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my after-sex piss is almost always a double stream. it's pretty sweet

1/15/2010 8:43:33 AM

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1/15/2010 8:46:31 AM

wdprice3
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I pee on the seat and floor to make others bitch and question why.

1/15/2010 8:47:20 AM

Lumex
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Unless you're a midget, there's going to be a marginal amount of splashing, even if its trickling out, hitting the middle of the water. It's just very hard to notice unless you hold your hand right above the bowl while you're pissing. Over time, a dry yellow film develops on the top surface of the bowl, and over a LONG time the floor will start turning yellow.

1/15/2010 8:50:42 AM

djeternal
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I still long for the ever elusive triple stream. If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.

1/15/2010 8:51:35 AM

fjjackso
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I often try to hit the back wall of the toilet bowl (not the outside of the toilet)

It seems to splash less.

[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 8:52 AM. Reason : ^twins?]

1/15/2010 8:52:34 AM

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Quote :
"Sometimes it's not about aim...

If your dick is in firehose mode, there's gonna be some splashing"


Thank you. It amazes me how women can be so ignorant to think this is always a matter of aim. anyone who has ever used a water gun or garden hose understands that when there is a stream of water two things are likely to happen. 1. water from the stream falls downward before getting to the end target (this is more the case in public restrooms when you don't want to get so close that you stand in the piss) and 2. when the stream hits the pool of water below there is some casualty splash and depending on the clarity of your urine it may not always be apparent where it lands.

it amazes me the propensity with which women choose to trivialize the process and turn every man into a incompetent juvenile.

1/15/2010 9:22:14 AM

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1/15/2010 1:17:34 PM

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"Being intoxicated now, I will freely admit that I have intentionally pissed on floor/toilet/wall of a place before.

Shitty service=fuck you, clean this shit up."


because the person who served you is always the person who cleans up the bathroom...

1/15/2010 1:31:50 PM

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because im sure you care if your server is in there or not because you make such decisions based on clear-headed beer-thinking

1/15/2010 1:35:17 PM

FroshKiller
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This is why anytime I'm visiting at someone else's place, I avoid the toilet sprinkle problem entirely by pissing in the bathtub.

1/15/2010 2:32:17 PM

Fermat
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im gonna catch you!

1/15/2010 5:30:21 PM

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In my own practice, the amount of urine left outside the bowl is proportional to however much is on the floor in the first place.

If the toilet is clean, I will stand as close as I need to and piss everything into the bowl. I flush, and leave the toilet as good as I left it.

The problem comes into play when there is already urine on the floor. I don't want my shoes to touch that shit. I'll stand outside of the offending radius and the lost drops of piss will hit the floor because at this distance there isn't a strong enough current to push it into the bowl. Therefore, more urine lands on the floor and the problem increases.

If there is piss all over the seat and the floor, all bets are off. I will usually find another toilet at this point but if they are all taken or it is an emergency, I will piss indiscriminately.

1/15/2010 5:53:31 PM

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"BubbleBobble
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I always get a little bit on the seat and I always clean it up

some faggots don't

and they should be hanged

1/14/2010 11:17:15 PM"


lift

the fucking

seat

1/15/2010 5:55:09 PM

lafta
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^you're assuming that he doesn't sit while he pees

1/15/2010 5:58:56 PM

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good point

1/17/2010 6:32:49 PM

saps852
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i pee with the seat up

its a matter of care and sobriety

if for some reason i get pee on a seat or anywhere other than the floor i clean itup

i dont give a crap about getting a minute amount of pee on the floor usually

1/17/2010 6:36:25 PM

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Quote :
"Sometimes the pee hole is like stuck together, and you go to pee, aim, and it comes out at some crazy angle that you can't adjust for. That's usually when I piss on the seat. It will soon open all the way up but that first release is bad news sometimes."


this happens to me a couple times a week

1/17/2010 6:38:55 PM

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I do not ever get any on the floor. I mean, I even shake it a little after I'm done to get that last drop in the toilet. Also helps keep the boxers dry after zipping myself up. I don't want no damp boxers from a leaking pipe, if you know what I mean. That shit is nasty.

1/17/2010 6:40:30 PM

saps852
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ok, its been long enough to where i think i can tell this story without getting in trouble

one time i was peeing in Biofreak70's old place off kaplan, my peehole was stuck together and i shit you not two streams shot out in completely opposite directions. one peed all over the window to my left, the other peed all over the wall to my right. i was intoxicated and it was a pee i had held in for awhile so it came out with such force that i couldnt immediately shut it off without it being painful. so i pissed until the hole unsealed itself. i peed on his wall and window for a good 10-15 seconds or so

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 6:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/17/2010 6:42:21 PM

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