Seems like a reasonable reaction.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/man-rips-off-friends-testicles/story-e6frev20-1225818317437

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"A MAN ripped his friend?s testicles off in a drunken rage when his victim failed to respond to his fondling. Hans O. (45) appeared in Dusseldorf district court with the public prosecutor accusing the 120-kg man of committing sexual abuse and grievous bodily harm, Bild.com reports. The incomprehensible incident took place on September 2 last year. Hans and his mate Alexander J. met in the afternoon in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf where they began drinking. The court heard the defendant then unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and began fondling his genitals. When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious… The prosecutor said: “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.” Despite his life-threatening injuries, Alexander O. returned the two kilometres to his home where his mother called an ambulance. Police later found the testicles on the roof where they lay in the snow guard. The prosecutor wants Hans O. to be taken into psychiatric accommodation. The accused himself declined to comment: “I’m saying nothing else.”"

1/15/2010 5:02:06 PM

Seems like a reasonable reaction.

1/15/2010 5:02:57 PM

I like how the article used the word incomprehensible in it.

1/15/2010 5:03:53 PM

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"HIS FRIEND?S TESTICLES"

1/15/2010 5:03:59 PM

I hope that guy has the balls to retaliate

1/15/2010 5:04:22 PM

ZING

1/15/2010 5:05:07 PM

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"Seems like a reasonable reaction."

that response made me lol

1/15/2010 5:06:00 PM

note to self:

1/15/2010 5:55:31 PM

you can't use the word 'friend' that way

1/15/2010 5:56:57 PM

Anyone who rips off your testicles isn't your friend.

[/marge simpson]

1/15/2010 5:58:10 PM

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"Police later found the testicles on the roof"

I think I can say I have never seen that sentence in a news story before and hope to never see it again

1/15/2010 6:05:34 PM

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"The prosecutor wants Hans O. to be taken into psychiatric accommodation."

Didn't know McDanger was in Germany moonlighting as a public prosecutor!

1/16/2010 4:25:54 PM

would've been a much better story if the testicles were found half chewed

1/16/2010 5:04:12 PM

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"The prosecutor said: “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”"

i lol'd picturing Kramer telling this story

1/16/2010 5:06:24 PM

Seinfeld is the WORST, LEAST FUCKING FUNNY show ever created. They're a bunch of not funny, stuck up assholes. Anybody who finds that show funny should be shot in the testicles with a 12 gauge 2.75" #4 Birdshot load at close range.

FUCK YOU SON.

THIS ANGERS ME SO GREATLY THAT I HAD TO BRING THIS BTTT JUST TO TELL YOU HOW FUCKING WORTHLESS THAT GOD DAMNED SHOW IS.

4/26/2010 8:53:04 AM

tell us how you really feel, son

4/26/2010 8:54:01 AM

you wrong Saab

4/26/2010 8:57:00 AM

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"Didn't know McDanger was in Germany moonlighting as a public prosecutor!"

Hmm yeah they should play this like your country and stone the victim

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 9:05 AM. Reason : .]

4/26/2010 9:03:07 AM

3 month old successful trolling itt

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 9:04 AM. Reason : fda]

4/26/2010 9:04:03 AM

4/26/2010 9:04:58 AM

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"3 month old successful trolling itt"

I actually like finding time capsule trolls, I treat them with respect

4/26/2010 9:05:43 AM

The term friend doesn't seem to apply here. Perhaps they were more than friends at one point? And less than friends, to say the least, now.

Editorial pet peeves itt

4/26/2010 9:06:49 AM

word

4/26/2010 9:07:02 AM

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"Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window"

4/26/2010 9:08:17 AM

maybe OEP would be happy if they stoned the victim to death with his own balls

4/26/2010 9:09:49 AM

LOL epic bump.. and although I find this article hilarious, it is still very sad.


RIP testicles.

4/26/2010 9:12:00 AM

owwww

4/26/2010 9:12:26 AM

man rips off friend's testicles

conclusion: man is sane

4/26/2010 9:13:31 AM

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"maybe OEP would be happy if they stoned the victim to death with his own balls"

think it's more likely they'd stone the victim's sister

she brought dishonor to the family by having a brother with poorly secured balls

4/26/2010 9:15:58 AM

^A great point.

4/26/2010 9:16:40 AM

A++ trolling by the usual suspects... will read again

4/26/2010 5:32:32 PM

My friend Bob Sacamano saw the whole thing!

4/26/2010 5:35:12 PM

WTF

seems like these stories always happen in Britain. don't know if they have a fetish or if their news is just more likely to report it (forget the BBC, brits love tabloid-style journalism)

4/26/2010 5:56:09 PM

if you rip off my testicles, that's it.

we are through.

4/26/2010 6:04:31 PM

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"we are through."

Yeah no kidding.. you and your boys would be through.

4/26/2010 6:09:13 PM

Unless you're replacing them with upgraded units

4/26/2010 6:10:12 PM

Do they need to be upgraded?

I like them au naturel

4/26/2010 6:11:29 PM

smooth as eggs

color is a little uneven (don't wax your balls)

but they work just fine

4/26/2010 6:15:20 PM

he got dusseldorfed

4/26/2010 6:15:32 PM

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"GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM"

4/26/2010 8:21:12 PM

IF I CANT HAVE THEM NO ONE CAN!!

4/26/2010 8:39:01 PM

It seems the brits are way into testicle mutilation... and sticking dicks into tail pipes. [no homo]

4/26/2010 8:41:38 PM