Texting is difficult

1/15/2010 10:19:09 PM

k

1/15/2010 10:20:14 PM

MrsCake did you know you are one of my favorite new posters

1/15/2010 10:20:42 PM

Aw, thanks. That kind of makes my night.

1/15/2010 10:22:50 PM

damn

you must be bored then, it being friday night and whatnot

1/15/2010 10:24:03 PM

What can I say, my husband has abandoned me to go see a movie and I'm avoiding doing dishes.

1/15/2010 10:24:33 PM

fuck that

make him do the dishes

1/15/2010 10:25:33 PM

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"make him do the dishes"

for serious

1/15/2010 10:26:04 PM

He doesn't know where everything lives in the kitchen. I rearranged it a couple of months ago.

So he can load the dishwasher, but not put away, and honestly once I've emptied it, I might as well just reload. That's the easy part. I just don't want to go deal with it.

1/15/2010 10:27:27 PM

I bet texting while doing dishes is hard as hell

1/15/2010 10:28:49 PM

I'm inept; I'd drop the phone in the dishwater.

1/15/2010 10:29:12 PM

for some reason I can, in fact, envision you doing that

no idea why, though since I know nothing about you

1/15/2010 10:30:25 PM

texting is difficult when I'm doing anything else that involves my attention

1/15/2010 10:31:53 PM

I guess it's a good thing I never get any texts!!!!11

1/15/2010 10:32:23 PM

I mean, you get a sense of a person's personality from how they write--especially in informal conversational writing such as this message board--and because of that you probably have more of an idea of the type of person I am than you realize. For example, I know that you appreciate Miley Cyrus. This tells me a lot about you.

1/15/2010 10:33:14 PM

I am so over miley it's not even funny

I do not approve of what she has become

1/15/2010 10:34:04 PM

Aww. I must admit, I am not at all shaken up by the impending cancellation of Hannah Montana. My college roommate used to watch that shit. And Degrassi.

[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 10:36 PM. Reason : Now I have "See You Again" stuck in my head. Boo.]

1/15/2010 10:35:07 PM

I kinda stopped watching after the second season ended - that was the only season I really caught

I think I saw a few of the 3rd seasons eps and remember them being pretty good

but she's just going downhill, bruh

1/15/2010 10:36:35 PM

Real spit.

Is she going to become the next Lindsay Lohan?

1/15/2010 10:37:59 PM

1/15/2010 10:38:40 PM

txtn s hard lol

1/15/2010 10:39:15 PM

more like by 2010 amirite?


honestly I don't keep up with miley much anymore so I couldn't tell you what she's going to become

her parents are decent people, so it would stand to reason that she'd turn out decent once she hits a respectable age (i.e. 21 and over)

but I could be wrong about that since she makes so many blunders

1/15/2010 10:40:53 PM

bubblebollble is fat and stupid and has aids and is gay and cancer and likes to suck cock and fuck guys in their asshole with no lube no condom and no safe word

1/15/2010 10:41:12 PM

EDITED!

but I hope you saw that.

1/15/2010 10:41:34 PM

I don't know a bubblebollble...

1/15/2010 10:41:48 PM

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1/15/2010 10:42:20 PM

3 easy payments of 19.99

1/15/2010 10:44:18 PM

3 sleazy payments amirite

1/15/2010 10:44:36 PM

Two easy payments and one fucking complicated payment.

1/15/2010 10:44:41 PM

haha

don't know why that made me laugh, but it did

1/15/2010 10:45:03 PM

^^ omg mitch hedberg!!!



[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 10:45 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2010 10:45:20 PM

Mitchell is my hero.

"The mailman will get shot, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker!

That last payment must be made in wampum!"

1/15/2010 10:46:25 PM

aww
I was hoping it'd be original material

did I say aww?

I meant ahttp://www...

1/15/2010 10:46:30 PM

^^ how do you feel about frilly little toothpicks?!?!

1/15/2010 10:47:00 PM

most off-topic thread ever

1/15/2010 10:47:19 PM

I WISH I was that clever. I think the last original funny comment I made on here was about the vag coloring cream the other day. Which is still creepy.

^^I'm for 'em!

[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 10:47 PM. Reason : club]

1/15/2010 10:47:35 PM

Quote :

"VAG COLORING CREAM"

1/15/2010 10:48:03 PM

damn this would have been a lot funnier if he hadn't edited his post, but i saw it so...

see what yall dont know is BB was at Toys R US on Christmas Eve, between 4:30 and 4:49am. He was on the way to get last Transformer doll, and right before he walked into Toys 'R' Us, some black person runs up beside him, smacks him in the head with a brick, knocks him to the ground, stomps on his face says "take that, you cracker-ass motherfucker!" Riverdances on his head--"take that, you cracker-ass motherfucker!" Takes his money, pissed on him, and then ran away

he still has a couple of days left till his month runs out

[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : blah]

1/15/2010 10:48:46 PM

Quote :

"I'm for 'em!"

you might be my new favorite poster too

1/15/2010 10:49:04 PM

I am feeling some serious love here. Add this thread to my topics.

1/15/2010 10:50:07 PM

^^^

I wish I had any idea what any of that was supposed to mean


yeah if I hadn't edited my post, the nazis would have gotten me

no wait

or the jews

or whoever

1/15/2010 10:50:17 PM

How do you mix up Nazis and Jews? That's just fundamentally...wrong.

1/15/2010 10:53:14 PM

chris rock joke about the one time white people can say the N word

1/15/2010 10:53:15 PM

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"How do you mix up Nazis and Jews? That's just fundamentally...wrong."

I dunno

I thought nazis at first

but then I realized nazis would probably be ok with the usage of the n word

1/15/2010 10:54:31 PM

Nazis probably released propaganda encouraging the use of the N word. Although I don't know what the German equivalent would be.

1/15/2010 10:55:43 PM

ok

my vote is that we move onto the next topic before I say something that I regret

or rather, I wouldn't regret it, but I would regret the suspension that was caused by it

1/15/2010 10:56:50 PM

Well, you don't need to get suspended again.

I hate tennis. I can't play it. Ping pong, though, I kick ass at. Why is that?

1/15/2010 10:57:54 PM

tennis is really difficult

the racquet (racket?) is heavy and it's hard to generate different types of spin unless you play all the time

I used to be decent at it, but then stopped playing and now I'd be like a 3.0 at best if I played right away


ping pong is the shiznit

I want to play


I mean I guess it's obvious that tennis and table tennis are very drastically different

1/15/2010 10:59:43 PM

Same concept, only smaller.

I'm a good swimmer; that's the only sport I could ever do well.

1/15/2010 11:08:04 PM

set em up

I had something else to discuss, but then you came in with the tennis comment and I forgot

1/15/2010 11:08:29 PM