everyone was sitting around

and EMCE says, "that dweedle is always borrowing parts of my car to fix his car"

and dweedle was like, "yeah but i needed them!"

to which EMCE replies, "you're always trying to get the best Pink Floyd around!"

and then i was like !?!

and then i woke up and was like !?!

1/16/2010 9:42:38 AM

I had a dream that I was climbing through small windows that attached to small rooms, going down one floor each room I went through.

The last room I pissed off somebody's tiny, worthless dogs downstairs and somebody starting banging on a door behind me that I didn't know about.

I scrambled back up the wall to climb through the window and got halfway through when I woke up.

I woke up scared shitless, but immediately realized it was because I had a really low blood sugar and ran into the kitchen to snatch me some juice.

My dream was overly plain.

1/16/2010 9:45:16 AM

yeah but easily decipherable

i'm trying to figure out what the dodge mine meant

i am upset that EMCE and dweedle were wearing pants in my vision, tho

1/16/2010 9:50:45 AM

Damn, I didn't think these marko and dweedle voodoo hair dolls actually would work.

1/16/2010 9:51:26 AM

1/16/2010 9:56:14 AM

I also had this dream. and then it ended with a whipped cream fight between Jen and Joie

just like all the rest of my dreams...

1/16/2010 9:58:28 AM

Clearly, dweedle doesn't have the best musical taste around, so he relies upon EMCE's musical taste as a black man and a scholar and takes all of EMCE's new favorite bands to be his own. EMCE, annoyed that the white man is once again trying to be hip, realizes that his taste in music is being soiled by an ever-growing fan base of silly ass white people and voices his concerns in the form of a series of metaphors...

Maybe.

Maybe you hit your head on something before you went to sleep?

Maybe I hit my head on something in my sleep. I think I'm gonna go shave now.

1/16/2010 9:59:16 AM

i actually didn't shave this morning because i'm convinced this dream is an omen

be careful out there, buddy

1/16/2010 10:09:53 AM

I'm sitting in the barber shop right now. I only think its fair to say that on my drive out here, I saw a black crow moonwalking around a wolf's head. The crow was calling out the words ' NCSU basketball'

1/16/2010 11:21:33 AM

i had a dream that they didnt have a military draft, but they just took me and all of my friends and sent us over to some iraqish country or wherever to fight (maybe it was the Favela in modern warfare 2). except, some of it was just like arranged deaths. for example, two girls were told they had to fight to the death in a pit while naked, and i remember one of them stripped down and was all in my face like "wooooo here are my boobs!"...but she was kinda ugly. she wasn't anyone i knew IRL.

we had no combat training, just CoD modern warfare 2 was in my mind from playing so much yesterday that i had some basis for knowing where to look for bad guys to shoot. so i was shooting guys left, right and forward with ease for a while. i went back to check on the girls' deathmatches and saw one of my friends there eating pizza, and i had asked him like "how can you eat at a time like this?"

then i found myself crouched looking up at a friendly attack air-vehicle. it was like a huge version of the balloon boy balloon. this hostile kid runs up beside me and shoots the balloon down and i was polite and said "nice shot!" and he was like "thanks!"... then he said something like "sorry friend but i just broke your chest" and upon hearing the "sorry friend" i instantly knew he was about to try to kill me so i took this tazer thing that he had in his hand and flipped it on him and shot a thing into him and shocked him to death...i held the shock button down for a long time and one of my friends ran up and was like "dude he's gone!" and i was like "gotta make sure!"

for some reason, during the dream, that kill stuck with me more than the gun-kills from earlier

can't remember the rest

1/16/2010 11:40:26 AM

I know I dreamed about McDanger the other night but I don't remember anything about the dream.

1/16/2010 11:47:22 AM