I'll start off with:

inside a Printer
inside a Model Rocket


GO!

1/17/2010 1:06:44 AM

like, in the car?

well I won't divulge, or the coppers might come after me

1/17/2010 1:08:24 AM

anywhere, your home, car, airplane carry on, etc

1/17/2010 1:09:12 AM

in my lungs

1/17/2010 1:14:53 AM

in a bowl

1/17/2010 1:17:39 AM

Ive always had this idea for smuggling coke.

Fill up the shafts of golf clubs with the cocaine and then regrip them.

Best hiding place ever.

Its perfectly concealed, and is hidden in plain site, which are the best places.

Unless they break out the dog, and then you are fucked no matter what.

That's why the first impression the cop gets of you better be a good one.

1/17/2010 1:45:25 AM

^ That's brilliant and I'm sure the cops have never run across such a clever plan.
lol, jk.
I mean, it's probably better than putting it in a duffel bag that says "Cocaine" on the side or something I guess.

1/17/2010 1:52:54 AM

Judging by most of the morons on COPS and DEA thats basically what they do.

1/17/2010 1:57:49 AM

You should watch that border patrol show.
Tires taken off the rim, filled with drugs, and then reinstalled.
Drugs sealed up, placed in the gas tank, gas tank welded back together, and filled with gas.
Transfer cases gutted and filled with drugs.

The hard part isn't moving it around the country, it's moving it into the country; and the golf club trick isn't going to help you there.

1/17/2010 2:32:14 AM

Guys! Guys! I have the best idea ever! hide it in your computer, and put the file in a zip with a password, and name it something no one like look at like PRTDRIVERSYS.FIG. Wait...Yeah...wait...

1/17/2010 2:41:55 AM

Yeah I've seen that show a few times.

Pretty badass.

1/17/2010 2:51:33 AM

lol paul brings the lols

1/17/2010 3:51:30 AM

1/17/2010 8:35:42 AM

In plain sight.

1/17/2010 8:36:25 AM

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"I mean, it's probably better than putting it in a duffel bag that says "Cocaine" on the side or something I guess"

That might work. They might think this guy is just playing a joke or is so stupid he couldn't possibly be carrying drugs.

1/17/2010 10:36:32 AM

That's unlikely

1/17/2010 10:37:49 AM

So, are drug dogs really able to sniff out coke that is in a gas can that has been rewelded or are they just picking up on the scent of residue that was left on the handlers. Once they hit, then the cops have nothing left to do but rip the car to shreds until they find something, meaning there isn't anything you can do clever enough to hide it.

Surely, there has to be cases where a dog has hit a scent and they've completely demolished a vehicle that had nothing in it?

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason : .]

1/17/2010 10:43:11 AM

in your shoe

1/17/2010 10:44:38 AM

I saw somewhere that if you put a certain scent on you the dog won't like it and won't call you out with drugs or something...

1/17/2010 10:47:53 AM

Pretty sure a bullet to the skull keeps a drug dog from snitchin

1/17/2010 10:49:30 AM

Yeah...but then you got a whole mess of other problems...you know like killing a cop.

1/17/2010 10:50:47 AM

In a DVD case of Benjamin Button

1/17/2010 10:52:50 AM

I'll just stick it up my vagina and make it look like a bloody tampon...no one will mess with that.

1/17/2010 10:53:32 AM

safe stash:

http://www.head-nature.com/seite?wg=3460
http://www.smokingpipeshop.com/category.sc?categoryId=14

1/17/2010 10:59:34 AM

best place for a stash is right above your upper lip, or perhaps above the penis

1/17/2010 11:19:16 AM

i'm not familiar with the stash hiding culture. ^^how does the common sundry item stash hiding system work?

1/17/2010 11:22:29 AM

Quote :

"I'll just stick it up my vagina and make it look like a bloody tampon...no one will mess with that. "

cept sheriff mcgee, you watch out for him, he fancies such things

1/17/2010 11:22:34 AM

Quote :

"Yeah...but then you got a whole mess of other problems...you know like killing a cop."

lol yeah i love how killing a cop's dog is worse than a cop killing a black

1/17/2010 11:24:04 AM

Yeeah as much as I love animals I do think it's crazy that killing a cops dog is just like killing a cop

1/17/2010 12:57:58 PM

how about just not using drugs you bunch of hippies

1/17/2010 12:59:58 PM

anus

1/17/2010 1:06:40 PM