Broke the little metal latch that holds the door closed, so I used some vice grips and bent down a metal rod into a rough U shape, drilled two holes through the metal in the dishwasher, stuck both ends of the U into the holes, and JB Welded the shit out of that shit.

AMAERICA FUCK YEA!!!!

1/18/2010 9:34:41 PM

this is why we have too many god damn babies living in poverty

1/18/2010 9:35:02 PM

cool story, bro

1/18/2010 9:35:26 PM

ibtflood

1/18/2010 9:35:35 PM

how do you haX0r a dishwasher?

1/18/2010 9:36:02 PM

WITH VICE GRIPS AND A METAL BORING DRILL BIT SON


AND JB WELD



FUCK YEA!!!

1/18/2010 9:37:04 PM

1/18/2010 9:38:04 PM

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"JB Welded"

HAHAHA. Glad I'm not the only one with this stuff in my toolbox. I swear with a few tubes of JB, duct tape, and gorilla glue you can fix almost anything.

1/18/2010 9:38:36 PM

i have no idea what that is.

1/18/2010 9:41:15 PM

don't scrap it, JB Weld it!!!! AMERICA!!!

1/18/2010 9:42:13 PM

JB weld is exactly what it sounds like. Some kind of epoxy that bonds extremely well with metal. I have used on everything from fixing an exhaust system leak (where it held up incredibly well with the heat) to temporarily holding things together for projects. It's only downfall is long curing period. It's gorilla glue for metal.

1/18/2010 9:45:35 PM

I have to agree, JB Weld is the shit

and Gorilla Glue, too, is the shit

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 9:50 PM. Reason : a]

1/18/2010 9:49:41 PM

yeah but does it run linux

1/18/2010 9:51:00 PM

ok sweet. i might get some to compliment my gorilla glue

1/18/2010 9:52:45 PM

I really like Gorilla Glue because it expands so much. It drastically increases it's uses for that very reason.

1/18/2010 9:53:48 PM

only time i've ever used JB weld for something other than a prank was when my yard kart drive chain got knocked out of alignment and rubbed a hole in the crankcase cover on the 5 hp briggs. i pulled the cover and filled the hole with JB weld. was back to turning donuts in the yard and pissin off my mama in a day.

1/18/2010 9:55:43 PM

I will be using it tomorrow to patch holes in the gutters

1/18/2010 9:56:33 PM

I think the term you are looking for is

Nigger Rigged

1/18/2010 9:57:54 PM

no, pretty sure this was a hack

1/18/2010 9:58:35 PM

with some jb weld and aluminum foil I made a radiator patch that lasted about 6 months haha great fucking stuff.

1/18/2010 9:58:53 PM

^^

Quote :

"nigger rig A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Derived from the ingenuity of early African-Americans who did not have the means to fix every day objects and had to come up with these temporary fixes."

Nope, you nigger rigged it

1/18/2010 9:59:56 PM

Hi!

I'm a white guy, but i am on the internet so I will say nigger

because i am tough

thanks!

1/18/2010 10:01:17 PM

this shit aint temporary fool


AMERICA FUCK YEA

1/18/2010 10:01:37 PM

I'll say nigger to a black person face too.

Then they can punch me, I will call the cops, and they can spend time in jail where they belong.

1/18/2010 10:02:59 PM

Can we get this thread back ON TOPIC


JB WELDING!!

1/18/2010 10:04:06 PM

^^ so tuff

1/18/2010 10:04:31 PM

^^^ Too bad it takes at least 5 minutes for the police to come. So they can kick your ass, take your cell phone, and because all black people look the same and you probably won't know who they are, the police will have some trouble finding them. Even if they do find him, proving that it was actually him who hit you would be very difficult to do.

So while you called a black guy a nigger to his face, you got the shit beat out of you and you looked like a dumb shit for calling the police. Not only that, you'll have to explain your friend why you look like you got the shit beaten out of you, which is always fun.

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 10:07 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2010 10:06:49 PM

And this dude was giving me shit in my thread about fuckers blowing up shit in my back yard

I guess I should have said they were black, then he would have supported me

1/18/2010 10:07:03 PM

Clearly your sarcasm meter is out of whack.

1/18/2010 10:07:49 PM

^ Maybe it's because you're not funny?

No, that can't be it. You laughed at your post, I'm sure, so it must have been funny.

1/18/2010 10:08:56 PM

Also called "Jerry rigged", although I'm not sure of the spelling of 'Jerry'

1/19/2010 12:44:02 AM

SCS, B

1/19/2010 1:03:34 AM

JB WELD
Gorilla Glue
Jerry Rigged
Jury Rigged
Nigger Rigged

got it.

1/19/2010 8:19:07 AM

Quote :

"this is why we have too many god damn babies living in poverty"

I have no idea why but this made me laugh my ass off. It probably helped it was the 1st reply

1/19/2010 8:30:10 AM

AMAERICA MORONS THAT CAN'T SPELL YEAH!!!

1/19/2010 9:03:34 AM