Do you believe you have what it takes to be a BigMan? Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?

The BigMen are currently recruiting. As founder and de-facto leader of The BigMen, it is my job to evaluate candidates. Please submit your application below.

All members of The BigMen receive membership rings* and discounts at any establishments where they happen to have a friend working that can give them a hookup. Other ceremonies can only be disclosed to members.

DO-DO-DO-DO YOU HAVE IT? GUTS!

1/20/2010 8:19:07 AM

the president of the organisation, or the irl president

1/20/2010 8:44:51 AM

1/20/2010 9:16:27 AM

i would like to nominate myself for membership

1/20/2010 9:37:28 AM

NeuseRvrRat throws his hat into the ring!

Sir, what are your qualifications and what do you bring to the organization?

1/20/2010 9:39:08 AM

Didnt you do this before at some point?

1/20/2010 9:45:07 AM

I don't believe so, but possibly.

1/20/2010 9:45:29 AM

i'm a battle-hardened chimney monster slayer

with my loyal steed, i can transport large amounts of cargo for a reasonable price

and i make pretty good chili

am i in?

1/20/2010 9:50:00 AM

I make DAMN good chili, as well as buffalo wings
and i have guns

1/20/2010 9:51:30 AM

Talks of wings itt

Im spartacus

1/20/2010 9:52:58 AM

NeuseRvrRat and djeternal

the newest members of...

The BigMen!

1/20/2010 10:01:22 AM

w00t!

1/20/2010 10:02:06 AM

i have some contributions for the arsenal as well

1/20/2010 10:04:49 AM

so I am assuming I need to be big and have balls/penis to apply?

1/20/2010 10:06:14 AM

Not necessarily, though it does help.

You can hold onto mine as you apply, if you like, if you think it'd help your confidence while applying!

1/20/2010 10:15:47 AM

hahahaha...confidence builder.

1/20/2010 10:21:30 AM

I shall submit my resume for your review. See below:


Objectives: Fuck bitches, get money.

*References available upon request.

1/20/2010 10:22:59 AM

Quote :

"DO-DO-DO-DO YOU HAVE IT? GUTS!"

LOL

1/20/2010 12:23:56 PM

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The BigMen

1/20/2010 12:28:20 PM

Who will Big the BigMen?

1/20/2010 12:29:26 PM

ehe

1/20/2010 10:05:00 PM

are women allowed?

1/20/2010 10:08:10 PM

By law, we must allow women.

1/20/2010 10:08:48 PM

what about the gays?

1/20/2010 10:09:48 PM

PICK ME. I'll give you free web space.

1/20/2010 10:10:01 PM

^^You act like a guy, so sure!!!!

[Edited on January 20, 2010 at 10:11 PM. Reason : w]

1/20/2010 10:10:54 PM

How do I act like a guy besides the fact I eat pussy?

1/20/2010 10:12:36 PM

Hmmm. I'm sorry, i was lost in thought there a moment. Could you repeat the question.

1/20/2010 10:14:42 PM

I'll join

I'll bring hoes with me

However many members there are (we'll call that number N), there will be N-1 hoes.
This is done to ensure that at least one person in the brotherhood will be alienated at all times. Eventually, the weak will be weeded out ಠ_ಠ

1/20/2010 10:18:07 PM

1/20/2010 10:19:57 PM

Quote :

"N-1 hoes."

you're in.

CAST DOWN YOUR EYES IN DISPAIR, LO, EMCE OF THE BIGMEN IS UPON US

1/20/2010 10:20:28 PM

1/21/2010 12:26:21 AM

1/21/2010 12:29:34 AM

Sidney Lowe, of course, doesn't even need to ask for application.

THAT MAN IS IN.

1/21/2010 8:49:03 AM