money on a motorcycle. But my mom said no because her brother died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18.

So I could just have his motorcycle.

1/22/2010 1:41:17 AM

k

1/22/2010 1:41:45 AM

haven't you had enough with motorcycles and accidents?

1/22/2010 1:42:36 AM

Never really had a legit motorcycle accident.

Unless you mean accidental pregnancies.

1/22/2010 1:44:00 AM

My accidental pregnancies all ended up with black babies somehow.

1/22/2010 3:11:54 PM

scsb

1/22/2010 3:27:29 PM

cool story bro

1/22/2010 3:34:53 PM

There's no worse feeling than seeing a dead baby in a bath tub full of water...

and realizing you have no idea how to wash a dead baby.

1/22/2010 4:45:18 PM

You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub.

And you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.

1/30/2010 8:39:58 PM

we saw a lot of dead babies in tubs, back in west Philly, where I was born and raised. Spent most of my days on the playground...

1/30/2010 9:12:15 PM

My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. So, I put her in a car and I drove her downtown, and I pointed out a crack addict, and I said, 'Do you see that, honey? Why can't you be that skinny?'

1/31/2010 6:23:38 PM