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Enjoy!

1/26/2010 9:18:56 AM

Forwarded

1/26/2010 9:26:57 AM

slickdeal

1/26/2010 9:27:34 AM

the word schmear makes me feel uncomfortable

1/26/2010 9:29:33 AM

^it immediately makes me think smegma, which in turn makes me vom in my mouth ever so slightly

1/26/2010 9:30:17 AM

Schmearing is one of my favorite pasttimes.

1/26/2010 9:31:17 AM

it makes me thing about foreskin

1/26/2010 9:32:06 AM

i fucking hate kitschy names for condiments

1/26/2010 9:32:08 AM

I love that they have potato bagels.

1/26/2010 9:35:05 AM

Good thing that there's no Einstein Bros or this coupon is wasted on us! Oh wait....

1/26/2010 9:37:15 AM

Not all teedubbers live in Raleigh.

1/26/2010 9:39:39 AM

There's a bunch in Charlotte

1/26/2010 9:42:24 AM

^ i used to go to the one in south end a couple times a week

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 9:51 AM. Reason : now i work in cornelius so i go to brueggers]

1/26/2010 9:51:39 AM

the word schmear makes me feel uncomfortable

1/26/2010 9:52:30 AM

Quote :

" schmear 1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese. 2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item. 3. A medical test for women from New York. 1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.") 2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar." 2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!" "

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schmear

1/26/2010 9:56:27 AM

Schmear was officially added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary in 1965

it comes from the Yiddish word "shmir"

1/26/2010 9:58:06 AM

^

1/26/2010 10:02:02 AM

1/26/2010 10:05:29 AM

i just wanted to point out that schmear is not some kitschy name for condiments, but someone beat be to it.

for all you goys that couldnt stop thinking about cock and cock related things when you heard schmear, go buy a fucking brueggers bagel, since you clearly dont know real bagels or real life for that matter

1/26/2010 10:13:45 AM

serious business

1/26/2010 10:14:45 AM

bitch you ain't even know

1/26/2010 10:15:08 AM

i am aware that "schmear" is a generic term

but in this case, it's referring to the einstein bros. "brand" of cream cheese

1/26/2010 10:18:56 AM

i hope you dont backpedal that hard on your fixie lolz

1/26/2010 10:22:10 AM

only morons ride fixies

i live on a hill and got that freewheel son

1/26/2010 10:25:41 AM

oh look, a Jewish thread not started by bdmazur

(Free and Bagel are two of my favorite words, especially when put together)

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 10:31 AM. Reason : -]

1/26/2010 10:30:29 AM

but srsly

i WILL get TUFF talkin about bagels

i wish there was an einstein bros. around so i could try it and then JUDGE THE FUCK OUT OF IT

1/26/2010 10:30:42 AM

Excellent! There's one of these near my girlfriend's place. We will take advantage of this!

Thanks!

1/26/2010 11:25:01 AM

I'll have a schmear of schmaltz, please!

1/26/2010 12:03:43 PM

Where is this place?

1/26/2010 12:28:23 PM