Seeking TWW Historian or Anthropologist with extensive knowledge of Critical Relationships and Hook-up Conceptual Mapping who is nosy enough to pursue large project in violation of other's privacy.

I.E., someone needs to do a concept/flow chart or something of TWW hookups. This ambitious project is in an attempt to both map out singles from couples, as well as identifying other potential hookups, relationship trends, and a means to avoid ever hooking up with someone that has been with EMCE so that you can't contract secondary B.L.A.C.K.

Anyone able to take on this daunting task?

1/26/2010 12:48:27 PM

why does everyone think that my goof juice is tainted?

1/26/2010 12:51:40 PM

i "know" over 200 wolfwebbers

1/26/2010 12:52:03 PM

Is qntmfred the man/deity for the job?

I think so.

1/26/2010 12:54:07 PM

i did this in 2006

it was scary

1/26/2010 12:54:56 PM

Job market is too demanding!

1/26/2010 12:55:37 PM

Comon saps, you can do it again.

It will be worth it!

1/26/2010 1:06:31 PM

no...saps should not do it

I do not think such relationship web should be made

1/26/2010 1:07:30 PM

haha i showed it to livinproof78 and we got a good chuckle and then i threw it away never to be seen again

i had the full intent of posting it but once i saw the finished product i realized how much shit would hit the fan and decided against it

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 1:09 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2010 1:08:27 PM

I think said chart should be created. And then the department of public health should be contacted immediately so appropriate health screenings can be conducted.

1/26/2010 1:08:45 PM

^^I saw it too, you did not throw it away never to be seen again

1/26/2010 1:09:24 PM

okay, well you two were the only ones to see it

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 1:10 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2010 1:10:03 PM

well regardless I don't think it should be made.

1/26/2010 1:13:05 PM

I have to ask.

Why?

What metaphorical pandora's box are we opening by doing so?

1/26/2010 1:16:07 PM

I made a thread about wanting to be the TWW Historian

but I never did start compiling a history

and I don't know what happened before 2002

unless I consult with Trebinor

I think I lurked a bit in 2001 tho but not much

1/26/2010 1:16:39 PM

^ 2001 had some of teedub's most epic, wild hookups. That year is deserving of an entire chart.

1/26/2010 1:20:15 PM

haha well I could deal with one that was pre 2005.

1/26/2010 1:21:23 PM

1/26/2010 1:21:36 PM

/thread

1/26/2010 1:22:27 PM

oh shit, that was qntmntfred?

I was wondering who the eighth was.

1/26/2010 1:22:51 PM

inside jokes ITT

1/26/2010 1:26:09 PM

I was a black marine in the summer of '69

1/26/2010 1:26:55 PM

you really were alive then weren't you

1/26/2010 1:27:16 PM

that was in another life

1/26/2010 1:28:31 PM

yeah lets not do this

1/26/2010 1:29:39 PM

pilgrimshoes, eleusis and I are all cock cousins

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 1:31 PM. Reason : I really wish I wasn't aware of this info.]

1/26/2010 1:30:36 PM

^ Does that make us cousins too since Buck is my brother?

Shoes doesn't want everyone to find out about our sex tape.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 1:31 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2010 1:30:44 PM

i can just see this being a hot mess in the making

1/26/2010 1:30:58 PM

!

1/26/2010 1:31:18 PM

stay away from me Lucy

1/26/2010 1:31:37 PM

I would take it on, but it would be more of a timeline of major events/threads/users

and I don't know how to use photoshop or anything fancy like that

so I think we'd be in trouble if we put me in charge

1/26/2010 1:31:48 PM

all up in mspaint

1/26/2010 1:32:14 PM

you would need to set up guidelines other than just "one night stands."

like start it with relationships or prolonged hook ups and go from there. set a minimum. the hook had to have occurred for a minimum of a month or 2 months.

1/26/2010 1:33:07 PM

I could do this

but I'm not gonna

1/26/2010 1:33:42 PM

who the fuck cares about hookups

1/26/2010 1:33:44 PM

yeah the ms paint thread had this happen but people starting removing their names and adding falsehoods.

1/26/2010 1:34:04 PM

List of people I have hooked up with:

BEAVERCHEESE
ASIAN HOOKER
sharkwing1
amac884
nael

1/26/2010 1:35:13 PM

oh ya, i forgot about fucking the cheese

1/26/2010 1:36:09 PM

Quote :

"COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OVER ME"

1/26/2010 1:38:57 PM

^^^
you mean, all your aliases?

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : Zz]

1/26/2010 1:38:59 PM

k

1/26/2010 2:41:24 PM

i will do this for a fee

1/26/2010 2:42:22 PM

^^ ....dude, I hope that you're joking.

that's pretty intolerant; and simply put a very block-headed viewpoint of other cultures.

1/26/2010 2:42:49 PM

Even if this happens or not, which it should, we still need a Resident Historian.

1/26/2010 3:36:05 PM

ill do it if i can get free premie which would be used to store all the classic epic tww hilarious pics which can no longer be found in peoples galleries

1/26/2010 3:40:31 PM

no but srsly, where the fuck is the no pic, ive been looking for that pic for like a week now

1/26/2010 3:42:55 PM