a fall from a massive height is easily survivable so long as you land in at least a small body of water

BUT SOMETIMES

simply touching a body of water will kill you

1/26/2010 7:29:01 PM

my parents taught me that

1/26/2010 7:29:39 PM

You can carry 4 or 5 rifles, extra magazines and ammunition and not be encumbered at all.

1/26/2010 7:30:45 PM

a bunch of bullets do as much damage as a rocket when taking out a tank

1/26/2010 7:31:10 PM

In most villages, you can walk into anyone's house and just take whatever shit they have, as long as its in a chest. But now, if their door is locked, remember - find that key and something awesome must be in there.

1/26/2010 7:33:04 PM

whenever a device is not operating properly, you should try blowing in it first and then try it again

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 7:33 PM. Reason : afds]

1/26/2010 7:33:24 PM

I can be a DJ.

1/26/2010 7:33:54 PM

You can kill as many cops as you want as long as you make it back to your house before they kill you.

But even if they catch you they just take your guns and put you back on the street. Fuck three strikes.

1/26/2010 7:35:37 PM

Quote :

"You can kill as many cops as you want as long as you make it back to your house before they kill you."

remember you can also get a new paint job on your car and behave for like a minute and they'll leave you alone

1/26/2010 7:38:51 PM

fake field goal is always the right call on 4th and 35 from your 35

1/26/2010 7:39:23 PM

Smash everything that you are strong enough to smash!

1/26/2010 7:40:55 PM

You can cast a spell that sucks monsters into a vortex or hurls a meteor at your enemies, but a simple fence can keep you from talking to someone.

Big breasted women with tiny waists are the only kind of women.

1/26/2010 7:41:13 PM

if you get hurt, no matter how badly, all you have to do is eat some meat

and you'll be totally fine

1/26/2010 7:47:18 PM

you can change the direction you are jumping to after you leave the ground

1/26/2010 7:54:06 PM

if there are a bunch of guards stationed, you can distract them with courtesans that linger about for 150 florins

1/26/2010 7:56:06 PM

You can collect the entire contents of a slain enemy's pockets just by running over their corpse.

1/26/2010 7:56:10 PM

if a truck runs over your frog you have to start over.

1/26/2010 7:56:11 PM

the entire world is in a straight line

1/26/2010 7:57:27 PM

Cardboard boxes are stealth gear

1/26/2010 8:25:24 PM

even if i run into a concrete wall head on at 150mph, i may have to drop out of the race but at the end of the day the car will be fine and i'll live to run another race.

1/26/2010 8:34:34 PM

If you shoot someone in the foot enough times, they will die.

1/26/2010 8:36:47 PM

After playing all the WW2 games I do actually have knowledge of this war. Like if you go north of omaha beach, up the hill and look behind the hay bales in the old barn there's unlimited grenades!!!!!!!
/arj barker

1/26/2010 8:53:11 PM

if your strength level is high enough you can jumpkick a car and it'll fly away

1/26/2010 8:54:11 PM

the best play in football is to run backwards and then circle the field back around while everyone is following you for a td

1/26/2010 8:55:34 PM

^fuck you for messing it up!

1/26/2010 8:55:56 PM

All C's are replaced by K's. No exceptions.

1/26/2010 8:57:08 PM

yellow and red flashing things will explode if you shoot them

1/26/2010 9:31:31 PM

Quote :

"you can change the direction you are jumping to after you leave the ground "

aha, yeah... I peed my pants a lil' bit.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 9:35 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2010 9:34:41 PM

If I get shot about ten times, all I have to do is duck behind a thin concrete wall and catch my breath, then I can go get shot about ten more times before I have to catch my breath again.

1/26/2010 9:34:58 PM

I can fall about 50 feet and land upright with a "crunch" sound. I'll be hurt, but still able to walk and run like normal.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 9:41 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2010 9:40:49 PM

all your base are belong to us

1/26/2010 9:43:11 PM

Women get kidnapped by the same people over and over and yet I'll save them every time.

1/26/2010 9:57:23 PM

driving over a banana peel will cause your vehicle to uncontrollably spin out.

1/26/2010 10:24:21 PM

looks like some of yall have been playing assassin's creed 2

1/26/2010 10:28:23 PM

thieves hang out on rooftops and you can hire them to distract the law enforcement while you steal things or kill people

1/26/2010 10:31:03 PM

It's dangerous to go alone!

1/26/2010 10:44:12 PM

Quote :

"^fuck you for messing it up!"

huh?

1/26/2010 10:48:23 PM

it's perfectly safe to jump off the top of a cathedral and land in a pile of hay

1/26/2010 10:49:27 PM

Fruit gives you points.

1/26/2010 10:50:04 PM

if you flip your car over, and it starts smoking, you only have a few seconds before it explodes.

and at 5 stars they send the tanks out after you

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : ]

1/26/2010 10:50:05 PM

Shooting people from high elevations makes you able to jump higher.

1/26/2010 10:50:46 PM

1/26/2010 10:51:44 PM

Doors require color-coded keys.

1/26/2010 10:53:13 PM

guitars actually don't have strings at all

1/26/2010 10:54:11 PM

Merely tilting a guitar can get a hostile audience cheering.

1/26/2010 10:55:43 PM

i get insane stunt bonuses for driving my car off things

1/26/2010 10:59:08 PM

You can jump to the top of tall buildings by shooting a rocket launcher directly at your feet.

1/26/2010 11:01:07 PM

if you jump onto someone else's boat/gondola they will freak out and jump into the water and drown

1/26/2010 11:02:46 PM

You need to open a locked door so you use the key you find, and afterwards the key disappears.

1/26/2010 11:06:15 PM

Even with 1% health, you're still as nimble and fast as at 100%.

1/26/2010 11:06:56 PM