http://www.frumpzilla.com/frumpzilla_site/articles/john-travolta-heals-by-touch/

Quote :

"Travolta dropped off a whole crop of Scientologists who, dressed in yellow shirts, have been using a process called “assist” in which the power of touch is said to reconnect nervous systems damaged by trauma. "

Fucking insane people.

1/27/2010 1:22:22 AM

Quote :

"MAGIC XENU RAYS"

1/27/2010 1:24:19 AM

I guess they have kept Kelly Preston looking good all these years...

1/27/2010 1:27:00 AM

1/27/2010 1:28:33 AM

what do you think this about???
it's about TERRORISTS!

1/27/2010 1:38:15 AM

Has he had a ton of plastic surgery or is he just naturally plastic looking?

1/27/2010 1:42:11 AM

1/27/2010 2:13:01 AM

awesome

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2051287/l_ron_hubbards_great_grandson_mocks_scientology/

pure awesome

1/27/2010 3:24:15 AM

great-grandson?

I didn't even know ANY of my FOUR great grandfathers, yet this guy is an authority on his......

1/27/2010 3:49:21 AM

^^^ that song makes me randy

1/27/2010 9:45:21 AM

50 bucks says From Paris with Love is universally panned

make it 100

1/27/2010 9:47:06 AM

travolta with the shaved head and goatee, is like... the biggest stereotypical gay-bear man ever

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 9:48 AM. Reason : e]

1/27/2010 9:48:39 AM

So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.

1/27/2010 9:49:32 AM

After they "healed" them, do you think they asked for money to measure their theton level?

1/27/2010 10:59:27 AM

1/27/2010 11:09:42 AM

Quote :

"Madman : great-grandson? I didn't even know ANY of my FOUR great grandfathers, yet this guy is an authority on his......"

yes, because your family's experience is exactly like his family's experience.



since you're obviously incapable of basic research into subjects you nonetheless feel compelled to comment on, let me lay it out for you.

Lafayette Ronald "Elron" Hubbard (b.1911 - d.1986) founded the cult of Scientology in 1950's.

his son, L. Ron Hubbard Jr., (b.1931 - d.1991) became an famous public adversary of Scientology. An outspoken critic of his father, he published an influential book calling his father a con and a liar and that Scientology is a money cult. He changed his name to Ronald DeWolf and in 1982 launched an unsuccessful lawsuit to gain control of the Scientology estate and was later sued for fraud by Elron's third wife.

Jamie DeWolf (b.1977) is Ronald DeWolf's grandson, now age 33, and is a failry well-known comedian and slam poet. He was 9 years old when his gr-grandfather Elron Hubbard died, and was 14 when his grandfather L. Ron, Jr aka Ronald DeWolf died.

this guy, DeWolf, makes confronting scientology his business. whereas you make giving half-assed and ignorant comments your business.

so i can see why you are confused.

1/27/2010 2:20:16 PM

no, I certainly don't make knowing the genealogy of l ron hubbard my business. get a liiiiiiife

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 2:31 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2010 2:30:51 PM

mmmhmmm.... but you sure did make a point to jump in here and comment on it in a smugly dismissive manner.

so, maybe i have a personal connection to Scientology, having been surrounded by some high level members for a year at manufacturing facility i worked at. but everything i posted is easily found via Google.

Google is pretty cool like that: you should check it out sometime.





[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 2:36 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2010 2:34:30 PM

I don't get the hate for Scientologists. God made Eve from a rib, how is that any more or less lame then xenu?

1/27/2010 2:37:21 PM

genesis is metaphor and allegory, from 3000 years ago, an important piece of Iron Age culture, the literature of the ancient near east. or, you can believe it literally, but it still speaks from the worldview of pre-technological society.

L Ron, OTOH, is a hack writer of pulp sci fi, his works are convoluted and rambling, have no literary value, and even the story line of exploding H-bombs, volcanoes, and DC-9 airplanes from space is ludicrous.

Most people know a scam when they see one. Scientology is a pyramid scheme of the highest order. It's proponents would be laughable, if they weren't so dangerous. yes, people have died and been irreversibly harmed by their "treatments". their tactic is to bludgeon their critics into bankruptcy with a barrage of lawsuits.

Scientolgoy is a billion dollar proprietary enterprise that forces strict controls on what you read and what you think. whereas for Judaism/Christianity, you don't have to pay > $300K U.S. dollars to be able to read the Bible and you can choose how you interpret it.




[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 2:51 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2010 2:43:50 PM

Quote :

"So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much."

bahahahahahahahahaha

Mr. Hall, how can I answer that??? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party!


IT WAS HIS 50TH BIRTHDAY!!

1/27/2010 2:50:24 PM

Quote :

"I don't get the hate for Scientologists. God made Eve from a rib, how is that any more or less lame then xenu?"

exactly why all religion is absolutely absurd and bullshit. nothing but fiction stories and blabber

1/27/2010 2:57:42 PM

no, religions have inherent positive cultural value. even with their problems, and even if you, personally, don't keep any faith.

cults like Scientology have no redeeming value. they're a parasite on society.

1/27/2010 3:01:05 PM

Quote :

"mmmhmmm.... but you sure did make a point to jump in here and comment on it in a smugly dismissive manner. so, maybe i have a personal connection to Scientology, having been surrounded by some high level members for a year at manufacturing facility i worked at. but everything i posted is easily found via Google. Google is pretty cool like that: you should check it out sometime."

I think you're missing the point. I'd rather make a smug comment on a message board than spend time googling shit at 2:30 AM. For christ's sake, look how riled up you got!

1/27/2010 3:13:27 PM

^^ok, ill give you that. my argument was trite because i really just dont feel like explaining why i feel like all religion is bullshit. but i agree, some positives come from it.

i agree with you that scientology has 0 redeeming value. and i dont think evanglists do either. they are also parasites.

1/27/2010 3:15:46 PM

^ i can agree with that.




[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 3:19 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2010 3:16:13 PM

1) reply with vitriolic anger
2) reply again with vitriolic anger
3) post umad lolcat


[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2010 3:17:45 PM

yes, i'm so full of vitriol.

but are you?


[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 3:21 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2010 3:20:25 PM

look john travolta is a fucking amazing actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/27/2010 3:26:24 PM

1/27/2010 3:27:26 PM

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i fucking KNEW this was gonna be something to do with wacked out quackery scientology

1/27/2010 3:49:01 PM

haha, is Madman a scientologist?

I've never heard of anyone defending them.

1/27/2010 3:56:48 PM

1/27/2010 3:58:49 PM

I'm not sure if you are aware of what a '?' at the end of a sentence denotes, but it typically indicates that a question is being asked.

1/27/2010 4:00:34 PM

ok, no. not a scientologist, not a fan of that company.

not religious at all.

1/27/2010 4:01:20 PM

well that sucks, i always wanted to meet one and see what made them tick.

1/27/2010 4:02:19 PM

Madman lies, he was talking up Battlefield Earth in another thread a few months back

1/27/2010 4:04:15 PM

chill out and do the jared allen dance, famous

1/27/2010 4:13:09 PM

does god still use natural or devastating disasters to do his bidding?

hence:

the world


Katrina


Jericho


Haiti



Now i am not saying some invading army destroyed haiti but.....
Dominican Republic doesn't really like them....and someone probably has a big tuba

1/31/2010 8:11:36 PM

Quote :

"no, religions have inherent positive cultural value. even with their problems, and even if you, personally, don't keep any faith. cults like Scientology have no redeeming value. they're a parasite on society."

lol... you are an idiot.

Have you not considered the effects religion had during the dark ages and at the end of the Renaissance ?

Have you not read up on the Religious wars and prosecutions that have occurred and still continue to occur ?

I could go on but its hard to argue with someone who believes that some chick conceived without having sex.

[Edited on January 31, 2010 at 8:27 PM. Reason : x]

1/31/2010 8:25:59 PM

You might be right about the detrimental effects of the Crusades and whatnot, but as one of the absolute dumbest posters ever to post on TWW, you really have no room to say anything to anyone.

1/31/2010 8:28:36 PM

yes, because you can gauge intelligence on my repetitive and trivial posts. Dumb ass

[Edited on January 31, 2010 at 8:34 PM. Reason : x]

1/31/2010 8:33:29 PM

Fine, you may not actually be a monumental idiot, you just post like one on a consistent basis.

1/31/2010 8:35:44 PM

faggot

1/31/2010 8:37:06 PM

^ Says the guy whining about shattered hearts every other week

1/31/2010 8:38:28 PM

sure

1/31/2010 8:41:50 PM

Quote :

"NC86: lol... you are an idiot. Have you not considered the effects religion had during the dark ages and at the end of the Renaissance ? Have you not read up on the Religious wars and prosecutions that have occurred and still continue to occur ? I could go on but its hard to argue with someone who believes that some chick conceived without having sex."

lol ... oh look, another kid who memorized a few facts about the crusades is on the internet, whining about how bad religion is.

im real sorry that your local priest pulled you out of the middle of catechism class every week just to suck your cock and all, but that doesn't mean you have anything original or insightful to add to a discussion about the impact of religious thought and philosophy on human civilization from prehistory to the present.

I could go on, but it's hard to argue with someone who's just going to run along and brag to his emo/goth friends about how he pwnd some virgin-birth-believing christer on the internet.... you know, because that's exactly what happened when you brilliantly called me an idiot and accused me of believing some chick had an immaculate conception.

just be sure to give your nails a fresh coat of black paint and wear your pentagram necklace. you know, the one your dad used to make fun of, before he left you and your alcoholic mom and started a new family.






[Edited on February 1, 2010 at 4:59 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2010 4:38:43 PM

people give birth without haveing sex all the time.
maybe you didn't find out in sex ed that the semen, not the penis gets the girl preggers.

[Edited on February 1, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : a]

2/1/2010 4:43:15 PM

Quote :

"it's the semen, not the penis, that gets the girl preggers"

'tis true. as you know, the Holy Spirit came upon Mary.

Quote :

"Luke 1:30 -- But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary ... You will be with child and give birth to a son" 34"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?" 35The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you..."

[Edited on February 1, 2010 at 4:53 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2010 4:51:59 PM

more like come in you

2/1/2010 4:52:44 PM