I'm headed to the Des Moines/Fort Dodge area for 3-4 months. Is there anything to do besides nothing?

1/27/2010 4:38:52 PM

lots of snow

oh and ditchweed.

everyone i've ever met from iowa's good people though.

1/27/2010 4:39:41 PM

Make sure you watch this movie before going so you can get a feel for the culture there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryZR8L98x40

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : l]

1/27/2010 4:42:24 PM

Fine womens.

1/27/2010 4:42:43 PM

casey's general store: sells gas, rents movies, bakes pizza, and candy cigarettes to boot!
http://www.caseys.com/



[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2010 4:43:53 PM

it's flat, and the girls' racks make up for it.

I'm actually going to des moines in april. Was in pocahontas this past summer. It's aight. I really liked the northwesternmost corner...like, RIGHT. AT. the SD border.

1/27/2010 4:44:57 PM

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"girls' racks make up for it."

I wish there was a map that outlined the more busty cities and states

1/27/2010 4:48:08 PM

Fort Dodge? My dad grew up there. Hit up Ja-Mar's for a ginormous pork tenderloin sandwich

1/27/2010 4:50:25 PM

as already mentioned, the only thing to do there is suck on ginormous cornfed titties

1/27/2010 4:51:57 PM

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"GINORMOUS CORNFED TITTIES"

1/27/2010 4:52:31 PM

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"Hit up Ja-Mar's for a ginormous pork tenderloin sandwich"

You're like the fifth person who's known someone from there and instructed me to go to Jamar's.

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"as already mentioned, the only thing to do there is suck on ginormous cornfed titties"

Sounds fun!

1/27/2010 4:54:35 PM

born and lived in Des Moines


part of me loves it

part of me never wants to go back there


the women are nice, a bit thick imo, and mostly set on marriage.

1/27/2010 4:57:11 PM

I'm not marriage material, so I'm safe/screwed.

1/27/2010 5:05:56 PM

gotta thicken up to make it through the winter

1/27/2010 5:06:00 PM

One of the hottest girls I know is from Iowa City and she is definitely not 'thick'.

she also has nice sized cornfed titties.

1/27/2010 5:06:54 PM

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"One of the hottest girls I know is from Iowa City and she is definitely not 'thick'."

an exception to the rule, id say

1/27/2010 5:14:57 PM

Good restaurants to check out in Des Moines


Seafood Market near Valley West Mall

Felix & Oscar's Pizza. There's a couple locations, i believe a newer one over by Jordan Creek Mall, which is the new big Mall in NW Des Moines



Prairie Meadows is a horsetrack on the northeast side of Des Moines, they have slots, table games, poker I think too. You can also go to Osceola and check out the casino down there.

1/27/2010 5:18:51 PM

great, now i'm titty hungry

1/27/2010 5:42:16 PM

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"CORNFED TITTY HUNGRY"

1/27/2010 5:44:59 PM

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"Make sure you watch this movie before going so you can get a feel for the culture there:"

Ahahaha. Before I clicked on it I thought "This better have something to do with Whiteboyz."

Well done, sir.

1/27/2010 5:45:16 PM

I've had a boner for Piper Perabo since that came out

1/27/2010 5:46:29 PM

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"Good restaurants to check out in Des Moines Seafood Market near Valley West Mall "

ahahaha

1/27/2010 5:56:15 PM

Free puppies!

that's about the only thing I can think of.

1/27/2010 6:07:11 PM

huge titties

i'm thinking about 5 chicks from Iowa and they are all stacked like a mofo

1/27/2010 6:10:27 PM

Busch Light
Made with Iowa corn!

1/27/2010 6:37:15 PM

field of dreams

1/27/2010 6:37:57 PM

It sounds like if I was attractive, I could be knee deep in curvy chicks.

1/27/2010 7:36:21 PM

James Tiberius Kirk

1/27/2010 7:37:23 PM

I hope to visit Corning, Iowa, to see the town where Johnny Carson was born and raised.

1/27/2010 7:39:49 PM

eh im from sioux falls, sd which is probably about 4- 4 1/2 hours from there.

find a culvers and get some cheese curds

and head up to minn and check out the mall of america, or when it gets nice check out valley fair up in minn

i really have no clue about de moines, we hardly went to iowa ever except for sioux city

1/27/2010 8:07:47 PM

im in iowa right now.

and no

1/27/2010 8:15:53 PM

I am from Livermore, Iowa which is about an hour from Fort Dodge I think. There isn't that much in that area of the state, but if you want to take a day to travel around the state...

Effigy Mounds
http://www.nps.gov/efmo/index.htm

Also, if you go between April and November then go see the Bily Clocks.

Bily Clock Museum
http://www.bilyclocks.org/

If you go see the Bily Clocks then the Little Brown Church in the Vale is about 13 miles away and the World Smallest Church is near that.

1/27/2010 8:35:06 PM

the women are very tall

1/27/2010 8:47:55 PM

now that someone mentioned it, there were a lot of tall girls big boobs. If you don't mind a thicker curvier build there would be a lot to like there.

1/27/2010 8:54:41 PM

I'm 5'6", which puts me at about chest level. I think I might like this place.

1/27/2010 9:11:35 PM