Quote :

"It's happened to you, no doubt. You are somewhere public, trying to complete a simple task. Perhaps you are eating in a Dennys. Perhaps you are buying something at Costco. Perhaps you are just driving along on the highway. Then it happens: Some stupid moron causes a problem. They put their trivial life ahead of your own existence, and as a result they move, however briefly, from the position of 'faceless drone' to 'obstacle'. The waiter messes up your order. You can't get a refill of coffee because they're "too busy", despite the fact that the restaurant is empty. Some jerk cuts you off with their cart and there's no way around them now. That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road. And you think to yourself: This person must die. The Scorched Earth Party is here to tell you: Yeah. Go for it. "

http://www.armory.com/~crisper/Scorch/

This needs to be the TWW's official political party

1/28/2010 9:39:34 AM

this guy has obviously never waited tables.

sometimes on the slowest of nights, i.e. when there is nobody else in the restaurant, the managers give the waiters special projects like scrubbing the baseboards, cleaning the grout in the bathrooms or polishing all of the light fixtures in the entire restaurant.

so just because you're not getting your precious refill doesn't mean your waiter isn't busy. think about it -- if you're the waiter's only table, don't you think they'd give you great service in order to salvage any sort of tips for that shift

[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 9:46 AM. Reason : c]

1/28/2010 9:45:45 AM

yeah, I've been a waiter for the last 7 years

it's a joke

thanks for playing along

1/28/2010 9:49:27 AM

I hope you get paid more than two bucks an hour when you're doing bitch work like that at the restaurant.

1/28/2010 9:50:28 AM

dude waiters never do bitchwork, they got kitchen staff for that

1/28/2010 10:00:42 AM

Quote :

"That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road."

your stupid cunt ass should have already been out of the way. The fast lane is for passing, not cruising at the speed limit.

1/28/2010 10:03:29 AM

I normally agree with this but if I am already doing 15 over the speed limit and passing people dont go pulling that bullshit out because you wanna do 25 over. Once I have passed everyone I feel like passing then Ill get outta your way.

1/28/2010 10:11:03 AM

concur

1/28/2010 10:12:57 AM

[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 10:34 AM. Reason : ]

1/28/2010 10:33:40 AM

join the 10% with the lead pipes

1/28/2010 10:43:33 AM